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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

i may be primarily in the business of selling things, but every so often i too can turn a profit asking questions, even if i don't like the answers

a cropped screenshot from the game Amber Isle. It is the fulfillment of a custom order for the character Elliot consisting of a "big ol' bed" and a statue of another character, Gale.

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Yo wtf. Only one like this so far but uh that's interesting lol

A picture of a white plate with a single taquito that has an oddly dark spot in the middle on it, behind it a box labeled as Delimex chicken & cheese taquitos

The taquito on the plate from the previous image, split open at the dark spot, revealing crumbling inedible chunks.

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

oh my god it's finally over. took some 25 hours but it's finally fucking over. holy shit i did it this game has no more power over me i'm FREE

screenshot from the player's steam library. Says: Today: vsryan achieved Day One Trophy; Reach Room 46 in one day

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

day one runs in a nutshell:

A screenshot from the game Blue Prince. The player is looking at the map in rank eight kitchen, looking left towards the pump room below the south antechamber door. Greenhouse is further down in rank 7.

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

my closest yet to a day one run, I think. just couldn't for the life of me find the damn kitchen rip

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

curse mode done!! this day started out so jank I thought it would end before I got to foundation but i made it ALL THE WAY FUCK YEAH!!!!

Screenshot from the day end screen from the game Blue Prince. Mt. Holly: Your New Home. From rank nine down--9: kitchen, security, antechamber; 8: dovecotte, hallway, corridor, coat check; 7: commissary, courtyard; 6: boudair, guest bedroom, foundation; 5: secret garden, conference room, music room; 4: laboratory, billiard room, drawing room, workshop, parlor; 3: closet, bunk room, planetarium, den; 2: observatory spare room, nook, pantry, bedroom; 1: entrance hall, dining hall, nursery

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

so if you skip the cutscene in blackbridge grotto (specifically in curse mode? needs to be tested) the doors don't open all the way lmao

screenshot from the game Blue Prince. The doors in the Blackbridge Grotto area are not fully open; only the top of the three doors has moved away despite the other two doors being lit up. The player is unable to move beyond them.

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

so it would appear that i broke it a little

a screenshot of the end of day screen from the game Blue Prince. The typical house floorplan is gone, overlayed by the view of the slice from the observatory

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

DARE MODE DONE!!! NEVER GIVE UP THE HOUSE ALWAYS SUPPLIES

screenshot from the end of the day screen from the game Blue Prince. Mt. Holly 'Your New Home'; total rooms: 27; rank reached: 10; steps taken 54; items found:15; new rooms: 1. Outer room: toolshed. From rank nine down: antechamber; billiard room, mechanarium; garage, workshop, boudoir, commissary, greenhouse; security, hallway, corridor, rumpus room; conference room, hall closet, observatory, office; chapel, lost & found; nook, drawing room; spare room bedroom pantry; conservatory, den, entrance hall, geist bedroom

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

also break room had the best puzzle i've seen yet:

a screenshot of the dartboard puzzle from the game Blue Prince. Except for 7 and 4, which have the half slash mark, all other numbers have the x mark above them. All numbers except 7 have a blue mark somewhere beneath them, making the answer to this puzzle 2.

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

19 here! I'm totally fine and not frothing at the mouth!! (the missing room is break room, it does that don't worry)

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

NOOO I don't have the steps to make it around to foundation 😭😭😭 I have keycard I have dice I have 37 stars THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN IT 😭😭😭

A screenshot of a house layout from the game Blue Prince. From the ninth rank down the rooms are: antechamber, attic; foundation geist bedroom, passageway; secret passage, spare foyer, mail room; bunk room, sauna, passageway, great hall, aquarium; kennel, pump room, hallway, hallway closet, utility closet; west wing all, reading nook, wine cellar, observatory, terrace; pool corridor, bedroom, library, reading nook; corridor, bunk room, storeroom, storeroom, spare foyer; conservatory, hallway, entrance hall, security, boudoir. This totals 16 dead end rooms including the out of frame chamber of mirrors outside, with one open room to the right of the seventh rank passageway and three off foundation.

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

your honor, I would propose we call this situation "the hoarder's master key"

A screenshot from the game Blue Prince, zoomed in on the key count which reads "117"

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I repelled my foundation away from it's beautiful place in the center of rank 5 just to see how far I could go with tomfoolery in the mind

A screenshot from the game Blue Prince. It shows the menu page, where the house blueprint starts from the foundation on rank 8, doors oriented north, west, and south, instead of the entrance hall on rank 1. The floorplan is as follows: rank 9: lavoratory, chapel, antechamber; rank 8: garage, foundation, kennel; rank 7: dining room, kitchen; rank 6: storeroom, conference room; rank 5: patio, break room; rank 4: pantry, mail room; rank 1: entrance hall.
Inventory includes: keycard, shovel, treasure map, royal scepter, lock sound amplifier. The player is also cursed for one more day, and has the banner of the king. Shelter is the outside room, the allowance is set to 83, and the stars are 26. The day is 157 and seven red letters have been found. All sigils are unlocked as are the following additions: west gate, gemstone cave, apple orchard, blackbridge grotto, blue tents, satellite dish. Steps are 85, keys are 4, gems are 5, coins are 100.

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

this was the house for the curious. sauna the day before, running shoes OP MVP

A screenshot of a floor plan from the game Blue Prince. The house is completely full, starting at the top and heading left to right, five rooms across each row: attic, bourdoir, antechamber, trophy room, kitchen, conference room, rumpus room, freezer, boiler room, treasure trove, dovecote, mechanarium, cloister, reading nook, library, parlor, gymnasium, secret passage, vestibule, utility closet, drawing room, dining room, passageway, office, workshop, observatory, corriyard, hallway, showroom, aquarium, pantry, bedroom, dormitory, laboratory, chapel, west wing hall, security, den, wine cellar, kennel, conservatory, spare foyer, entrance hall, mail room, break room.

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

so Simon definitely got his steps in today. and he still had plenty more to give

A close-up screenshot of the step counter from the game Blue Prince. It reads 124.

A screenshot of the end-of-day stats screen from the game Blue Prince. It reads: Mt. Holly, Garden Menagerie. 4 green rooms, the kennel, dovecote, aquarium. Total rooms: 45; rank reached: 10; steps taken: 207; items found: 21.

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

All i see here is confirmation that I am the CHEAPEST, EASIEST date

Screenshot of the results of the food choice test. Lower class is 100% filled, followed by lower middle class and middle class. Upper middle and upper class are both less than half full with upper class being slightly more full than upper middle.

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Aliens will never know why this is funny

A pile of cardboard boxes. The holes cut out of one of them makes it look like a shocked face.

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Best run so far, legendary jorkers really change the game lol

End screen of a run of the game Balatro, seed 6EHH3HWN

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

I love when the biggest picture on the box, with no other reference image included, is cropped to shit! I love going crazy!!

A picture of a completed corner of a puzzle with the puzzle box reference on top of the puzzle. The puzzle reference is cropped badly, making it look like the edge pieces should be different than what they actually are.

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

there was a two month house hunting break in the middle but progress is still progress

a screenshot of the wordcount for a document reading 3782

a screenshot of the wordcount for a document reading 6304

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

something something metaphor, chapters, poeticism, hit send

A black cat sits in an empty box in front of a bookcase, more empty and folded boxes with the word "Midwest" printed on them to the right.

A black cat sits on top of a box folded shut, full of stuff. The box full of stuff has the same "Midwest" printed on it as from the previous photo. More boxes and totes are at the edges of the picture.

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

Happy 🎃🐈‍⬛️🧙‍♀️🦴🍫👻

A black cat with half his face behind the curtain as he peers out from his spot on the windowsill.

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

Can't write the king said taxes are due

A black cat sitting on a lap getting chin scratches with a lap desk and keyboard directly behind him.

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

a cure for depression? easier than you think

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

😈😈😈😈😈😈

A cropped screenshot displaying "play time 66.6 hours"

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

Flashback to my peak when I realized the scratch tower was the perfect height

A black cat sitting on top of a scratching post in front of a white door with a doorlight halfway up. The post is just the right height for the cat to look out the doorlight onto a snowy yard.

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vsryan @vsryan.bsky.social · 20/10/2024

The final leg of farming all weapon mats is upon me 💪 soon all that will hinder me is my ability to make weapon exp

A screenshot of a spreadsheet with nearly all "current" columns in the green.

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