🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 28/08/2026For those who grew up using the HOMES acronym to remember the Great Lakes, you can now use SHAME. How fitting. 152
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 20/01/2026And the entire time I was thinking this was an analogy for the state of our country... 060
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 12/12/2025media.tenor.coma cat sitting on a chair in front of a couchALT: a cat sitting on a chair in front of a couch 050
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 13/11/2025This just in! Trump liked his girls on the edge of seventeen. 010
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Redistricting is Comingmedia.tenor.comSnow Jon Snow GIFALT: Snow Jon Snow GIF 000
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 20/08/2025As Teddy Roosevelt so eloquently stated, "speak confidently and carry a big microphone." 010
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 20/08/2025As Teddy Roosevelt so eloquently stated, "speak confidently and carry a big microphone." 000
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 09/08/2025But all the girlies say he's pretty fly for a white guy. 120
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Why am I hearing that in the voice of Harry Potter casting a spell? 😁 111
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Too much foreground noise - I can't make out the Boingo song! 100
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 16/07/2025You mean the rescissions package. The recessions package is the OBBBA. 010
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 10/07/2025It's like you looked at my calendar and saw my Friday schedule... 010
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 28/06/2025ICE ICE babymedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying you called .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying you called . 010
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 21/05/2025It's probably so bad that it's censoring based on the first three letters! 😂 020
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Canadians are required to say "I'm sorry" when bashing someone. It's in their Constitution. 000
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Yep. I don't want to be seen as a conspiracy theorist, but I believe the same thing. Just stating my suspicions for the record. 070
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 21/04/2025My thought exactly. The willfully ignorant will never change their minds. 000
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 10/04/2025🎶And the list ain't on the list Of Trump's biggest lies....🎶 040
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 02/04/2025THANK YOU for showing up for America! We all need to be this passionate! 0121
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Not real, but an attempt at humor. A friend of mine in WA snapped the pic and we both thought the cloud looked an awful lot like the Orange Felon's toupee! I leveraged the prior EO language. 😁 010
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Sorry, this was merely my attempt at humor. A friend of mine snapped the pic and we both thought the cloud looked an awful lot like the Orange Felon's toupee! 140
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Mt. Rainier renamed Mt. Trump Addendum to EO 14172 RESTORING NAMES THAT HONOR AMERICAN GREATNESS: The Secretary of the Interior, acting pursuant to 43 U.S.C. 364 through 364f, shall take all appropriate actions to rename as 'Mt. Trump' the geological formation previously known as 'Mt. Rainier.' 520
🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 22/03/2025When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful A miracle, oh, it was beautiful, magical And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily Oh, joyfully, oh, playfully watching me 000