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🎶VP Beet🎶

@vpbeet.bsky.social
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I write parodies, foster kitties, and love live music and democracy. #rootsistance #saladarity #gardenparty #catsofbluesky #resist

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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
For those who grew up using the HOMES acronym to remember the Great Lakes, you can now use SHAME. How fitting.
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
And the entire time I was thinking this was an analogy for the state of our country...
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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a cat sitting on a chair in front of a couch
ALT: a cat sitting on a chair in front of a couch
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
You're assuming that tweet originated in the US...
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
* grammar. 🤣
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
FAKE NEWS! - The tobacco lobby
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
This just in! Trump liked his girls on the edge of seventeen.
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Maybe they came from Canada?
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
We had to go underground due to the regime change...
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Tell me you didn't...
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Can confirm. I'm offended.
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
See what I mean? 🤣
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Polo shirts are a very divisive topic.
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
👊 🇺🇸🔥
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Redistricting is Coming
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Snow Jon Snow GIF
ALT: Snow Jon Snow GIF
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
As Teddy Roosevelt so eloquently stated, "speak confidently and carry a big microphone."
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
As Teddy Roosevelt so eloquently stated, "speak confidently and carry a big microphone."
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
But all the girlies say he's pretty fly for a white guy.
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Once again, Google dared to be stupid.
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
This is absolutely untrue! Also:
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Water you afraid of?
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Why am I hearing that in the voice of Harry Potter casting a spell? 😁
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Too much foreground noise - I can't make out the Boingo song!
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The only correct response!
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I think the "Taco Pedo" monicker needs to stick!
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
You mean the rescissions package. The recessions package is the OBBBA.
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
It's like you looked at my calendar and saw my Friday schedule...
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
ICE ICE baby
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying you called .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying you called .
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Perhaps you should stop making them out of chocolate?
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
You were doing god's work, sir.
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
It's probably so bad that it's censoring based on the first three letters! 😂
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
You beet me to it!
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Our visitor:
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Is this a parody account?
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Canadians are required to say "I'm sorry" when bashing someone. It's in their Constitution.
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Fantastic comment on multiple levels!
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I'm never gonna give that up.
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Yep. I don't want to be seen as a conspiracy theorist, but I believe the same thing. Just stating my suspicions for the record.
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
My thought exactly. The willfully ignorant will never change their minds.
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I'll Wait for all of the VH song references...
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
How DARE you speak so logically?!
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
People will now accuse you of not being a fungi.
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
🎶And the list ain't on the list Of Trump's biggest lies....🎶
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
THANK YOU for showing up for America! We all need to be this passionate!
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? /s
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Not real, but an attempt at humor. A friend of mine in WA snapped the pic and we both thought the cloud looked an awful lot like the Orange Felon's toupee! I leveraged the prior EO language. 😁
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Sorry, this was merely my attempt at humor. A friend of mine snapped the pic and we both thought the cloud looked an awful lot like the Orange Felon's toupee!
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Mt. Rainier renamed Mt. Trump Addendum to EO 14172 RESTORING NAMES THAT HONOR AMERICAN GREATNESS: The Secretary of the Interior, acting pursuant to 43 U.S.C. 364 through 364f, shall take all appropriate actions to rename as 'Mt. Trump' the geological formation previously known as 'Mt. Rainier.'
A wispy cloud closely resembles the wig worn by the Orange Felon.
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful A miracle, oh, it was beautiful, magical And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily Oh, joyfully, oh, playfully watching me
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🎶VP Beet🎶 @vpbeet.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Sorry, @anonleeks.bsky.social
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