vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 7hyeah buddy, the thing telling King Bob-omb to grab and throw Mario is the exact same thing as the technology that has caused a rippling effect across every creative industry 010
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 02/10/2026you would not catch me dead wearing these literal "YOUR DESIGN HERE!" shirts for 55 dollars 031
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 01/10/2026i love how the charlie kirk show live streamed his chair being empty to make people feel bad about his death and then the internet made this 0180
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 27/09/2026theyre building a whole ass new mcdonalds literally down the street from the other mcdonalds in my city im not even fucking kidding 262
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 26/09/2026why hasnt windows nor any de been able to replicate this one feature 030
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 24/09/2026yall ever think kosovo gets all hot and bothered being land locked like that 020
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 24/09/2026mom just sent me “hi” and now i’m going through the mental check list of things i could’ve fucked up on 0130
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 19/09/2026love that the moment they finally decide to make black iphones they also drop the duo in cum white and gulf of america blue which everyone will probably want more 381
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 10/09/2026i don’t get paid till next week and i have to figure out creative commutes until then 040
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 19/08/2026how people with attachment issues react when you mention other friends 021
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 18/08/2026in 2020 id purposely take photos like this and share them in subreddits respective to their ideologies in hopes that id make someone upset 170
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 18/08/2026or you can just... not reinlist and play gta 6 as much as you like as a civilian 130
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 14/08/2026you can literally walk into any of these fast food joints with $15 in your pocket, and walk out with food, without ever having to interact with a phone or a self-serving kiosk or whatever. stop crying over shit you don’t have to do 060
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 14/08/2026i’m not watching super girl. not because of ai. not because it looks boring. not because dc is meh. but because i hate women. the good old fashioned way 030
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 12/08/2026thank god for cute soft anime girls you can put text on, i can make my lack of cognitive thinking skills look adorable & cuddly 092
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 11/08/2026can u blame this sleepy mother fucker for napping on the job? shits all like "mr president, mr president! there's a village that's on fire!" "mr president, mr president! there's a cat stuck in a tree!" god, id be tired as fuck, too 020
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 06/08/2026my aunt bought this new toaster that’s R2D2 themed, and every time you use it, it makes squeaks and squeals. i fucking HATE IT. it makes me so irrationally ANGRY. you can’t even turn the noise off. i hate when the microwave beeps ffs. who’s the market for this bullshit outside of disney adults??? 050
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 06/08/2026>tfw you have to pirate a fucking video game trailer scumbags. everything about the pre-launch of gta 6 is going to make an insane 45m video essay to eat lunch to in the future 1100
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 03/08/2026people with their doctorate when they go to the grocery store and see apples 061
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 02/08/2026dont give a fuck what you are, you come off annoying-- which makes you an american in my book 260
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 02/08/2026weve had an air fryer for like 3 years and i still think of this fuckin image every time we use it 030
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 02/08/2026you know i was about to say that was a ridiculous claim and bring up pit bull crime statistics and then i realized the point he was making 390
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 31/07/2026the best part about it is that you can actually put games on this 030
vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 30/07/2026GTA 5 Thread!!!!! ☆★★★★ i didnt know a good way to make her hold the gun shuuhshhh 3110