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@vozer.cafe
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author of the “Formerly Twitter for BlueSky” userstyle | vozer.cafe | opinions arent my own, i took them from youtubers and highly upvoted reddit posts Hilarity ensues. 24 | US | #TIABS | call me wtvr | ko-fi.com/vozcoz

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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 7h
yeah buddy, the thing telling King Bob-omb to grab and throw Mario is the exact same thing as the technology that has caused a rippling effect across every creative industry
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 02/10/2026
no company should own all this
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 02/10/2026
you would not catch me dead wearing these literal "YOUR DESIGN HERE!" shirts for 55 dollars
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 02/10/2026
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 01/10/2026
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 01/10/2026
i love how the charlie kirk show live streamed his chair being empty to make people feel bad about his death and then the internet made this
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 27/09/2026
theyre building a whole ass new mcdonalds literally down the street from the other mcdonalds in my city im not even fucking kidding
the krusty krab next to the newly built krusty krab 2 from first spongebob movie
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 26/09/2026
cant believed they added a faggot dimension to minecraft
the new sift dimension in minecraft
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 26/09/2026
why hasnt windows nor any de been able to replicate this one feature
a macos context menu with "Use Stacks" highlighted
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 24/09/2026
yall ever think kosovo gets all hot and bothered being land locked like that
geography of kosovo
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 24/09/2026
mom just sent me “hi” and now i’m going through the mental check list of things i could’ve fucked up on
text of my mom saying hi
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 19/09/2026
love that the moment they finally decide to make black iphones they also drop the duo in cum white and gulf of america blue which everyone will probably want more
an iphone 18 pro black model ad
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 19/09/2026
peter griffin
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 18/09/2026
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 17/09/2026
just kidding, i could never do something so lewd
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 17/09/2026
i should become one them bsky hentai artists
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 10/09/2026
i don’t get paid till next week and i have to figure out creative commutes until then
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 04/09/2026
how “opinions are my own” mfers feel having that in their bio
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 26/08/2026
RIP nitter
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 24/08/2026
scott the voz
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 20/08/2026
leave me alone...
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 19/08/2026
how people with attachment issues react when you mention other friends
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 18/08/2026
in 2020 id purposely take photos like this and share them in subreddits respective to their ideologies in hopes that id make someone upset
a fortnite gun being held with a USSR flag in the backme wearing a fox mask holding confederate flags
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 18/08/2026
unbox therapy video titled "floating smartphone what the fuck?", thumbnail with floating pixel 3xl
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 18/08/2026
or you can just... not reinlist and play gta 6 as much as you like as a civilian
IGN: US Army Battalion Reportedly Giving Soldiers Time Off to Play GTA 6 in Exchange for Reenlisting
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 16/08/2026
whats a good 4th game to add here
games i like:
baldi's basics, the coffin of andy and leyley, concord
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 14/08/2026
you can literally walk into any of these fast food joints with $15 in your pocket, and walk out with food, without ever having to interact with a phone or a self-serving kiosk or whatever. stop crying over shit you don’t have to do
A tweet from a cartoonist, which the depicts Wendy’s, McDonald’s, and Burger King, all wanting you to install their app in exchange for their food
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 14/08/2026
i’m not watching super girl. not because of ai. not because it looks boring. not because dc is meh. but because i hate women. the good old fashioned way
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 12/08/2026
thank god for cute soft anime girls you can put text on, i can make my lack of cognitive thinking skills look adorable & cuddly
An image of tsukasa hiiragi squeezing her eyes shut in a classroom. The text on the image reads:
if you see me counting my fingers in math class
mind your own business >_<!!!
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 11/08/2026
can u blame this sleepy mother fucker for napping on the job? shits all like "mr president, mr president! there's a village that's on fire!" "mr president, mr president! there's a cat stuck in a tree!" god, id be tired as fuck, too
recent photo of trump sleeping
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 09/08/2026
why does this emoji have 67 in it and look like amogus
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 08/08/2026
he wouldve been someone lester would have you shoot btw
Take-Two CEO Strauss Zelnick believes the gaming industry could enter “commercial streaming mode” within the next three years.

He says improvements in cloud tech and the rising cost of gaming hardware could push more people toward streaming games instead of running them on their own consoles or PCs.

He also believes this could massively expand the potential gaming audience, with Take-Two estimating its reach could grow by as much as 10 times.

Another major step toward a future where you don't really own the games you buy.
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 07/08/2026
MMMM NYOM OM NOM LEG NOM NOM BITE NOM
my cat biting his own leg
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 06/08/2026
my aunt bought this new toaster that’s R2D2 themed, and every time you use it, it makes squeaks and squeals. i fucking HATE IT. it makes me so irrationally ANGRY. you can’t even turn the noise off. i hate when the microwave beeps ffs. who’s the market for this bullshit outside of disney adults???
r2d2 themed toaster
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 06/08/2026
>tfw you have to pirate a fucking video game trailer scumbags. everything about the pre-launch of gta 6 is going to make an insane 45m video essay to eat lunch to in the future
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 03/08/2026
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 03/08/2026
people with their doctorate when they go to the grocery store and see apples
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 02/08/2026
dont give a fuck what you are, you come off annoying-- which makes you an american in my book
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 02/08/2026
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 02/08/2026
this car makes me feel so, so happy
top panel: very sad depressed stick figure
bottom panel: stick figure says "omg infernus hi!!!" as images of that car appear through the door
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 02/08/2026
weve had an air fryer for like 3 years and i still think of this fuckin image every time we use it
the iron man "clearly you dont own an air fryer" demotivational poster meme
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 02/08/2026
you know i was about to say that was a ridiculous claim and bring up pit bull crime statistics and then i realized the point he was making
@LeadingReport:
Jon Bernthal says fear of pit bulls is “dog racısm.”
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 01/08/2026
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 01/08/2026
warning: loud volume near the end
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 31/07/2026
the best part about it is that you can actually put games on this
yt title: I turned a broken playstation 5 into a flash drive
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 31/07/2026
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 30/07/2026
GRAND THEFT AUTO IS A RIP OFF OF FORTNITE
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 30/07/2026
i actually just got rdr2 today funny you say
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 30/07/2026
GTA 5 Thread!!!!! ☆★★★★ i didnt know a good way to make her hold the gun shuuhshhh
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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 30/07/2026
thanks bard
google ai informing me i can use alaska to avoid sales tax on cdkeysgreg in 25 YL: Damn, who'd have thought the best advice I've ever been given would be from Fregley?
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