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Hazbin Hotel | 18+ | Voxtek Approved | I ship the fuckass TV ✨Husband 💍 / Salaryman💰 / Fudanshi🙇‍♂️✨ Yes, I’m the Vincent Whittman smoking fetish guy. Talk to me about your ships and hyper-fixations. Or don’t.

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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 24m
All the stuff I got at the con!
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 3h
Is Vincent Whittman a donut? Cause I h o l e
static.klipy.com
Vincent Whittman Vox
ALT: Vincent Whittman Vox
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 3h
Aww gosh You’re so welcome ~!! ✨🥂✨
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DESSA 👑 @dessadessa.bsky.social · 5h
commission 📺⚡ #HazbinHotel #Vox
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 6h
I just want to say without any spoilers that some of the stuff in the commentary for season two makes me very happy with my interpretation of Vincent / Vox and it’s important to me personally in some ways too. That’s all. Glad to have some things confirmed or at least mentioned that I have thought.
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 6h
Hope they help and you start feeling better and more normal again fast <333
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 6h
LRT my feelings about puppy play lmao. Pet play?? Hell yeah. That’s my pet sexy man. Puppy play? No I don’t wanna fuck the dog.
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🔞 bitbones @bitbones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#staticmoth petplay
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 6h
I need like 4k for us to attend that con comfortably which is kinda super stupid.
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 6h
We missed it last time because we found out too late and I think we had a bunch of other stuff going on. Also would love to do lvl up but I don’t think it’ll happen next year. I was starting to save up but my cat had a 3k medical bill that wiped that idea off the plate for now.
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 6h
This makes the upcoming con list AUSA, Katsucon and Zenkaikon. Might consider Ocean City Comic Con again because that was small and cozy the few times we did it too. Absolutely going back to Animate Philly next year and maybe if Inferno Fest comes back near us in the US.
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 6h
Just booked Zenkaikon :3 First time for that one too!!
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 19h
Somehow nobody was murdered that night and it was, for once, the preferable outcome.
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some fuckass moth @polillamaricona.bsky.social · 19h
she later apologized so much for doing this to him but it was honestly the most alastor-coded thing she could have accidentally done to him short of stabbing him in the empty parking lot lmao
a sketchy pen comic.

panel 1: alastor and vincent walking through an empty parking lot saying 'blah blah blah career shit or whatever'
panel 2: alastor perks up and says oh, there's my car!'
panel 3: alastor turns to vincent and says 'you don't need to take me all the way there!'
panel 4: vincent stays an appropriate distance away as alastor gets into his sedan.
panel 5: vincent thinks to himself 'good job, whittman. what a gentleman.'
panel 6: alastor pulls away, leaving vincent in the abandoned parking lot with the ending text '2.5 miles back to the con...'
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 19h
He seriously did not consider even for a moment there was ever a possibly she’d say no to him.
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 19h
I heavily relate and while I don’t think the worry every fully goes away I do think it gets a little easier with reminders and effort to accept that you’re your own worst critic and people are generally thinking more highly of you than you let yourself realize 💕
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some fuckass moth @polillamaricona.bsky.social · 20h
this was the beginning of a small saga lmao
another scribbly comic.

panel 1: vincent jerks his thumb at alastor saying 'i'll be right back guys, i'm walking alastor to his car!' alastor looks very cute and harmless.
panel 2: angel and loona look concerned but val says 'have fun! don't die!' loona is looking at val's sketchbook.
panel 3: [30 minutes later] the trio is still standing around. angel asks 'so uh... where the fuck is he?' loona agrees with 'yeah, it's been a long time'
panel 4: val, smiling, says 'he is 100% absolutely dead'
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 22h
Bark bark bark
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art comms: open! @vikvikcloud.bsky.social · 22h
#radiostatic #radiocult
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some fuckass moth @polillamaricona.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we enjoyed the overpriced expo center food
a bad doodle of valentino, vincent and angel dust enjoying their expensive food. val and vincent are 'glizzy gobblers', angel is a 'prezel peruser'. val's lower hand is holding '$22 cuba libre' and angel's is holding '$22 rum & coke'.a pen sketch of angel saying 'it's called a 'rum & coke', ya dumb whore ❤︎'
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some fuckass moth @polillamaricona.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
all it took was a zofran and a couple beers and some cigarettes and a couple floppy dicks and bouncy tits
a doodle of angel dust in shorts and a loose shirt that he is raising up to show off his chest fluff, screaming 'PICK ME! PUT ME ON STAGE!' at the burlesque with an arrow saying 'feeling much better'.
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some fuckass moth @polillamaricona.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i have never met a more professional vomiter i can tell you that for free
a poorly drawn 3-panel comic of angel dust and valentino from hazbin hotel.

panel 1: angel is hugging a trash can vomiting with a giant BLEARGH!! speech bubble. val is rubbing his back in solidarity as a shout from off-panel butts in 'omg??? angel dust??'
panel 2: angel is posing proudly as if nothing happened going 'TA-DA!' newly appeared zooble asks 'can we get a photo of you??' and val says 'of course!' ragatha shows a piece of paper, excitedly saying 'look! i just drew you!!'
panel 3: angel is throwing up again with another 'BLEARGH!!!' while val rubs his back and says 'good job with those fans, baby ❤︎'
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Kbbirdy 🍉 @kbbirdy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mini standee?
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some fuckass moth @polillamaricona.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my #animatephiladelphia2026 memory doodle/comic thread!! we're starting off VERY strong!!
a poorly drawn comic of valentino and vincent whittman from hazbin hotel.

panel 1: val squints at his nub of a cigarette and says 'oh fuck, my cigarette went out'
panel 2: val waves as vincent who is smoking to the side and yells 'vincent! re-light me!'
panel 3: vincent and val share a cigarette kiss (very sexy)
panel 4: val is please with his smoldering butt and says 'good boy 💕'
panel 5: val is confused and unhappy, stating 'this cigarette tastes like shit'. there is an arrow pointing to him that says 'smoking the filter'.
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just start to feel like I’m annoying or weird and that I should just uh stop and leave you alone blehehhhh
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m just an awkward fudanshi salaryman this is my burden OTL
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m so bad at the step between meeting someone new who thinks I’m cool and becoming their friend. The starting to talk phase? Is where my autism and introversion nerfs me significantly I guess. It’s frustrating and embarrassing why is this hard for me and why am I like this. Social knowledge gap
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飛鳥/Asuka @yume100asu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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rillo 🌿 @rillyrillo.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Alastor Study #3 #alastor #hazbinhotel
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m so glad I’ve never run into this because whatttt??
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🔞mspaintho🔞 @mspaintho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hopping on the train a little late buuuut Vox Fashion Inktober Day 5: Formal #voxfashion2026 #hazbinhotel #vox subtle #staticmoth
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#1 Employee? @daydreamhoney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey ain't you that fancy whore?
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Home safe time to sleep for one thousand years
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Anx @anxitea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
📻📺 #Radiostatic #Voxal #Alastor #Vox #HazbinHotel
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Absolutely gonna stay longer next time too and take the Monday off. I’m looking forward to Anime USA next month but the small chill vibe of Animate and all the Hazbin fans?? Lovely good.
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Right!? And it fits so well?? I’m gonna use it for the work conference I have in two weeks and I think I’m gonna leave the fish pin on.
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Had a great con adventure absolutely coming back to this next year with way more costumes / completed stuff and gifts to give out. Everyone I met was so sweet, if we hung out and you’ve followed me, thank you for making the weekend so nice. So many funny fun things happened it was very healing.
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, you know Whittman, just places he wouldn’t go with a gun….
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They apologized later for not offering to drive me back to the entrance but the cosplays made it so fucking funny it was very murder media coded doing the Vincent walk of shame I’m not even mad.
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So it was like midnight thirty and new friend from burlesque show didn’t want to wak to their car alone so I offered to walk with them. Now imagine Vincent Whittman walking Alastor somewhere far the fuck away only for Alastor to be like OKAY thank you GOODNIGHT! and leave him there alone lmao.
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just for you !!!!!
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DRUNK AND DRAWING AT CON!!!
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drink and draw!!! Fun!!!!
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M3ga 🌹📻 Owner of the Rare Cannibubus 📻 🌹(Comms open 1/4) @m3gahet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#staticmothtobe2026 #staticmoth #voxval Staticmothtober: Day 1: Heads I’m playing catch up in my defense this just came to my desk the other day & also I never prepare-
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Nora *⁠.⁠✧ @noranguyen209.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Day 3: 50s #Voxfashion2026 #Vox (CRT) #HazbinHotel
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のみドラ (Nomidora) @nomidora925.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After a fight #🦌🦌
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Weatherman does his own fuckin makeup to try and look less strung out
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
EXACTLY by Sunday I’m gonna look like shit on 3 hours of sleep, adderall and a couple sojus we’ll be a god of entertainment alright
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m now extra excited to be Vox at AUSA Also I think one con I need to just be every single human Vincent and progressively swap through the suits all weekend from weatherman to bloody tv head. It’d be a good bit.
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👾📺 He Might Be Malware 📺👾 @voxtekmalware.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is our morning tbh I’m hungover as fuck and we have three hours to get alive and do it again I’ll have gifts today to give at the cosplay meetup and then drink and draw tonight let’s go. Also I feel like people are so disproportionately excited to see a middle aged man in a suit lmao.
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