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Look. Like the dude in Return of the Jedi said… “Yo Jabba no bodda…”

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Dude. I’ve been saying that for 12 hours. Lots of…<waves arms futilely> this been happening since sun up.

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I’d pet it, but my Ma says it’ll bite. And we ain’t got no insurance against learnin’.

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Did he lose a bet? Does he have a shellfish allergy? Does crab eating make him question life and the fragility of man? Did he receive beads and not show the goods? Many questions hang in the air, sir.

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Jamie @vorral.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Please tell Petunia that she’s a pretty girl, and that I love her, and I only want the best for her planet-eating future.

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Those network fines for not airing network shows can rack up pretty, pretty quick. $100,000 a night per station can pinch a boy.

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Jamie @vorral.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Ever listen to your uncle at Thanksgiving after two too many snifters of brandy? Seems similar.

Jamie @vorral.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

I would imagine it’d be one of those Brazzers interns they have on at 4:00pm, just to really hit home the idiosyncrasy of the whole thing.

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Sounds like someone got a back alley deal on some Shaker furniture and needs a way to move it.

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Old white people using Woke as a pejorative is almost cute, like watching someone else’s kid chug olive oil at the grocery store.

Sounds dangerously close to taking care of people’s health. RFK Jr would end up melting like the Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark if he found out he helped someone.

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He got mad that he couldn’t get the cap off after that poison scare in ‘81.

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“That Dick is more than we can handle!”

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Uh-huh! The court would like to bring to the stand…EISNER!!!

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C’mon. A dude with a chainsaw that’s not in Oregon or a video game? He’s just looking out for women’s reproductive health.

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There is a retinue of Texas Tech QBs who would like to have a word, sir.

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Akin to “He’s no Teddy Bridgewater.” Minus, of course, the children’s books.

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Get. In. The. Bus. Take this soap with you.

Spike Dykes woulda asked for reparations.

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You got blueberry Kratom flavored Zyn in there?

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Jamie @vorral.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Everything in this thread brings me closer to an abyss I cannot gazing upon.

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Shut up and take my money!

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Jamie @vorral.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Spencer’s aside of Frank Lloyd Wright putting in a load-bearing ham sandwich almost caused a traffic accident.

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Jamie @vorral.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

I do have questions about the .65 person.

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Jamie @vorral.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Jesus turning the Game Fountain into the Wine Fountain. He works in mysterious—and weirdly stain-inducing—ways.

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Jamie @vorral.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Dr. Stone is Gilligan’s Island for the anime set.

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Jamie @vorral.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Dude. Sometimes the world bum rushes you, and you need to one in one with your therapist, only to find out they have “personal boundaries,” and say things like, “Stop calling my house, you’re scaring my kids.” Rude.

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Jamie @vorral.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

But, and I only ask as a passive participant, what about Big Trouble in Little China?

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Jamie @vorral.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Why are you writing in the ancient language of Antioch the Birthday Spider?

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Jamie @vorral.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

No, sir. Don’t like it.

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Jamie @vorral.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Dan is gonna have to put so much in the Venmo Finebucket to buy you out at this point.

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Jamie @vorral.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

I am hoping, as an unable to comprehend the nuance dummy head since 2014, that we get a bunny. Or, at least a verbal rebuffing of why we don’t get at least a bunny.

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Jamie @vorral.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

As awful at marketing as I am, with only 15 years of broadcast selling, I would kindly offer services if it meant I could keep listening to Betty yelling at all of us for neglecting to pay attention to her during the the Shutdown Houndcast.

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Make sure you take it out of the $1,000,000,000. For tax purposes.

So, I am assuming you’re okay with the amount of heresy paperwork that will be doled out to allow a cadre of Space Marines to be annihilated to attempt to eradicate your flotsam.

If I had a fence in which to keep a hound who, admittedly, has more energy than me, I would immediately adopt a magnificent beast. However, having no fence, the neighborhood cats would soon lead said hound into a life of delinquency and ruin. So, I must watch from afar and offer phantom pets.

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Jamie @vorral.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

I would like to offer you: a) 1,000,000,000 or b)whiskey I will await your decision. P.S. I may or may not have spent the $1,000,000,000 on restoring a 1977 Ford Pinto.

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“Licking my eyeballs.” Domain of dogs, babies, and the newly, freshly dead.

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Jamie @vorral.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Possibly the greatest thing about the article, aside from the writing of course, is the source on the second bar graph that simply states, “Made this the fuck up.”

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My favorite Toto fact is that the individual members of the band played on almost every single 70s soft/yacht rock album.

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I tend to view anything New Presidential in regards to Monty Python’s “Confuse A Cat” skit.

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George Wendt is “overly eager soup drinker.”

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Open lace or open end? You’re leaving out important details.

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You must remember, to most, “sarcasm” means “say ugly and brutal things to loved ones and then yell ‘Oopsie!’” when called on their inside out voices.

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