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Vorpal Wombat

@vorpalwombat.bsky.social
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Progressive. Anticap. Profit kills everything. Assembling a flatpack guillotine...Prepare to COP the CHOP!

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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trivial concern level compared to openAI hack.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you learn to brew your own at home, you can stick it to Big Cafe! #auspol #cossieliving
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How Australia is simply 3 fascist states in a trenchcoat. #auspol
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll add that it's not just the US...It's the Z-Axis.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who writes the rules? The hegemon?
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OFC it is.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All I can see is an oompa loompa in a suit... Doopitee Doo.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At least they're trying to learn a foreign language... When you surround yourself with yes men, the Latino ones are SI men.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Freedumb!
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Front yard of a house in the Blue Mountains, NSW. Israeli flag flying on the flagpole.

Ute in the driveway.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Government-enabled, because birds of a feather...
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Political party = a money laundering vehicle? Discuss. #auspol
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When the document was signed, a large proportion of the signatories were slave holders.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe a more pertinent question..."Has the international rule-based order (read Z-Axis) overriden International Law?"
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Computer says RIP.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Two faced.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You're just a marionette. The UN Security Council should be made up of a majority of non-white global south countries, to give them a greater say in global security (food, energy, health, conflict resolution, etc.). They currently have ZERO, while all the pallids make the decisions.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Since Twitch will be scraping your streams to train ai...May as well poison it.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Eyes both sidesing."
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey everyone, let's debillionairise.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've seen better animatronics at Chuck E. Cheese's.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Call her an uneducated flog instead.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
HSC should be bare minimum for an MP... #auspol
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why are the benevolent a miniscule minority?
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Necropops.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cryojerks.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We all know what happens to meat that has been sitting too long in the freezer...
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sorry, not a viable solution.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can we please refrain from using the slave-era racist trope "pork barrelling?" Misappropriation of public funds...Naked corruption.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
All we hear is...Radio Gaga
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just let them go around the Brittania roundabouts over and over instead...
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Longest Easter weekend ever...
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What part of your lives will be better under a RW populist govt? Nothing, unless you're already wealthy. #auspol
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How about modelling global SST to see just how much warmer oceans have become in relation to land surface temps?
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Shame and ridicule pale in comparison to what we should be throwing at them...
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Stop ME tax. Only YOU tax.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They want to know if you've gotten soil on your boots, not blood on your hands...
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The bottle-o is a retail establishment, so he's not far off...
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No loaves and fishes for you!
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Minister for Empty Words.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It is the gateway to potential violent regime change here. That perspective is severely lacking.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Pantone Politics" Same shit, different colour.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's called a Plutocracy. Your vote just confirms which party will be their servant for the next term. It didn't have to be this way... #auspol
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Why would anyone paddle out to jump on board a sinking ship? #auspol
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Front blowing through NSW maybe?
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is how the invasion starts...Just another colony for them, to drain us of all our natural resources. If you want to see how good the "alliance" is, try nationalising the mining and energy sectors, and see how quickly they turn violent.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Counterpart" implies they're on equal standing...They are definitely not.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We're going to have to start crowdfunding essential government services now, aren't we? #auspol
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
More like a side hustle.
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Vorpal Wombat @vorpalwombat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lucky PM of the Lucky Country. Could our luck be running out? Perhaps.
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