VorpalSword @vorpalsword.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I love when a man comes with matching accessories 😛 021
VorpalSword @vorpalsword.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Had a fun time at Lazy Bear! Got to kiss a few cute bears. Super happy to be home in my QUIET and AIR CONDITIONED home. lol But now what do I do? lol 030
VorpalSword @vorpalsword.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Tomorrow. Guernville. It’s time to get lazy!static.klipy.comPpol Pool Time DanceALT: Ppol Pool Time Dance 120
VorpalSword @vorpalsword.bsky.social · 16/07/2026This years Lazy Bear trunk collection…so far lol 020
VorpalSword @vorpalsword.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Cut 7 new pairs of trunks for Lazy Bear, I have one more I want to pattern. 020
Reposted by VorpalSwordBabybel Bandit @greblin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it 5401525412573
Reposted by VorpalSwordMidwestHedonist @midwesthedonist.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I'd love a frot buddy 617856
VorpalSword @vorpalsword.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I got hit on last night by the owner of a bar. He was VERY handsome, and I totally flirted back, but omg did I giggle like a little girl afterwards 🤣🤣 *sigh*media.tenor.coma woman in a pink dress is dancing on a stage and saying `` i still got it '' .ALT: a woman in a pink dress is dancing on a stage and saying `` i still got it '' . 040
VorpalSword @vorpalsword.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Lazy bear is boooooooked!!!media.tenor.coma woman in a pink top says yes yes yes in front of a microphoneALT: a woman in a pink top says yes yes yes in front of a microphone 110
VorpalSword @vorpalsword.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I would love a furry blue muscle mutant to hang naked with 💙 030
VorpalSword @vorpalsword.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I don’t know which side I want to be on more, holy moly! 😛 1100
VorpalSword @vorpalsword.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I need one (or 6) of these every morning, noon, and night! 030
VorpalSword @vorpalsword.bsky.social · 12/12/2025All I want for Xmas is to make a hung hairy daddy happy 😜 061
VorpalSword @vorpalsword.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Haven’t been feeling to schmexy lately, but here ya go lol 0581
VorpalSword @vorpalsword.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Should I put a giant glittery pumpkin face on the back of these trunks? Is that too far? lol 😆 050
VorpalSword @vorpalsword.bsky.social · 13/08/2025@puppike.bsky.social should we do this next LB? 😂 220
VorpalSword @vorpalsword.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Lazy bear was great! Here’s some vacation cock! 0532
VorpalSword @vorpalsword.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Prepping for my summer vacation by making some new trunks! 030
