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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻

@vorpalpaws.bsky.social
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💜 You can call me whatever idfc 🖤 🖤 early 20’s 💜 She/Her 🖤 Sapphic Loser Creature 💜 💜 vorpalpaws on discord/steam/here/my balls etc 🖤 🖤 I like everyone but Cis Men 🥀 💜 🖤 HRT 12/23/25 :3 💜

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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 4h
Pups like us are petted to the core
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 4h
Im half full of treats
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 4h
Im a the dog bowl is half full kind of gal
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 5h
Girls like me deserve to be petted <3
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 15h
Also like the mens room is right there you fucking piece of shit i literally fucking hate you you fucking cunt fuck you i just wanna piss in peace
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 15h
I fucking genuinely hate men so fucking much im gonna be real, i say this a lot, but jesus fucking christ fuck these fuckers they decide to choose the bathroom that gives me the only comfort i can get in a public restroom in this god forsaken fucking cancer state fuck this country so much
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 19h
Thank you groomf (green ooomf)
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I need someone to squish my paws pleaaasee
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me btw
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i love ratty
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
me after smoking that puppy shit
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
kill tourists behead tourists skin them
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the only man i need comes from the sewers
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But women and any fem leaning androgynous people? Yeah I want you… just the closer to the side of masc presenting i get more and more turned off but there are insanely rare exceptions, and also I’m insanely particular with men, and only trans men and fictional anime men have gotten me smitten,
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Idk I’m fem leaning, but like idk I could never date a cis man, but take that guy and make him trans, no other change he could look exactly the same and then I’d feel way more able to give him love, that’s the only way I’d love a man, or anything similar.
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Been thinking abt it a lot latey and I’m way more Bi than I was originally understanding, just not for cis men. Cis men just ewww no, just gross… but t4t and t4t adjacent, and then cis women, yeah I like that but cis men just fundamentally scare me, idk if my brain could feel any other way about men
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Need a husband or wife sighhh,,,, puppy need a win….
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wow haii
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
hi sad maddie hasn’t been around but puppy just got back from a irregularly scheduled 20 minute crying session haaaaaaiiii anyways
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Girls should be tempted to pet the puppy….
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
MO FADED THAN A HO :3c
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Im so drunk haiiii haii
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Minecraft Sniffer Wakes Up
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thank you for your service mr president <3
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the tussin the tussin robotussin!
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can be ur little flame 💜
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sorry my paws were made with EVIL in mind… so fucked up….
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
:3c kills you guts you fucking gores you oh thats gore gore of my comfort you sorry not sorry fuck you :3c
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Geeked while trying to learn applied energistics is not the move lol
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wish that were me…..
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bluesky should kill itself
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Broke ass hoe rn btw, i had to spend 40 bucks for my pills, i got plushies, and then getting mace and stuff really pushed me back… also makeup but thats for a costume
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wanna get nsfw of meeeee god damn itttt
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I fucking hate libs sighhh
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also i do have a knife just a utility one, i need to get something to just actually defend me
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Men are truly fucking pathetic and worthless at times imma be real
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I need a knife for self defense, i bought mace earlier since there’s some creeps that i’m just worried will do something just like holy fuck i fucking hate men did i ever mention that and when they start saying shit like “im going to touch you” around me im sorry but get the fuck away
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Barking on it puppy style
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does anybody wanna adopt a stray like me and move me away from this country…. Sighh….
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I fucking love this song it’s stuck in my dumb ass chud puppy brainn……
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t know what I am but I want you to show me I don’t wanna have the capacity to feel lonely I want you to DESTROY ME so I’ll feel better I don’t wanna leave this moment ever ever EVER EVER
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Injecting the girl stuff hits different get me 100 estrogens by next tuesday or you’re dead meat
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yerp thats part of boobvelution (boob evolution)
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lowkey sorta ball and chain
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Puppy might have the boob juice injected into her legs… this is pawesome…
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I need a handler… sigh…
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just want my day off not working grahhh
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Im getting my injections today so that shit lowkey ballll and then i get sent to the 9 hours of bullshit work mines so thats fun ! ! !
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t wanna I’m too tiredd
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Maddie but 2% 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻 @vorpalpaws.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Idk… who said that?
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Bunny Noticing
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