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von Explaino

@vonexplaino.com
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Steampulp omnitologist. Ludicrology a specialty. Coder in PHP, Go, and JS. Puns ala cart. He/ him. Hear me at @CopperheartPod Anti-fascism. Views are my own, not my employer. Brisbane, Q, Australia vonexplaino.com

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von Explaino @vonexplaino.com · 17/09/2026
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von Explaino @vonexplaino.com · 07/08/2026
82 — Augmented. The Tide. cadence 100 · vigil 7 · lexicon 0 · polish 93 · drift — · chorus 38 Six lines read off all 255 of my posts. A percentile among 77 accounts, not an AI detector. b.mino.mobi/palm/?u=vonexplaino.com
A six-spoke radar chart of stylometric readings for @vonexplaino.com. Cadence (how metronomic you are) 100th percentile; Vigil (how little you sleep) 7th percentile; Lexicon (how narrow your words) 0th percentile; Polish (how immaculate you are) 93th percentile; Drift (how unchanging you are) unmeasured; Chorus (how much you broadcast) 38th percentile. Composite 82 of 100, "Augmented", archetype "The Tide" — You arrive on schedule, and the schedule has a night in it. (Cadence 100 over Vigil 7). The scale runs from Pan (least machine-like) to the Loom (most). These are percentiles among 77 real accounts, not a probability that anything was machine-written.
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von Explaino @vonexplaino.com · 11/07/2026
Channeling anger and stupidity and nerdification in equal measures. Made a Paladin Oath against 'AI'.
A D&D splat sheet for the Oath of the Cognizant. Has tenants of devotion, spells, and class abilities. If you'd like to read it, I'll put a link to the PDF that should be screen readable.
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von Explaino @vonexplaino.com · 30/03/2026
stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness
Spiderman 2099, from his first comic outing. It's a close up of him leaping over a flying car, being chased by flying hover-vehicles of cops.George from George of the Jungle. It's waist-up on him, he's shirtless and holding a whole damn lion above his head. The lion is... amusingly fake-looking in the still shot. George is _RIPPED_ like seriously buff. He's making an angry face like rarrrr
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von Explaino @vonexplaino.com · 08/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated, or Pixar.
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von Explaino @vonexplaino.com · 08/09/2025
Poster for the upcoming Season 3 of Copperheart! riggstories.com/copperheart. I'm playing Enmity in the audio drama :)
Movie poster style. Copperheart logo and text followed by Blue Silver Chronicles. The tagline is Ripple Skipping With (Comedic Style). There's an out of focus starship with tentacle-like nacells in the background. The foreground has a female grey-alien in a grey space suit and long white hair called "Beema", behind her are two figures, one is a copper-steampunk robot with a sour expression called "Enmity". Beside Enmity is a brown bearded gruff Caucasian man in jeans wearing a bomber jacket with patches called "Cardon". Behind those two is a big hulking demon-looking orange skinned chap called "Jaf". Flanking him on one side is a Caucasian lady with black hair and a smirk holding a cigarette; on the other side is a balding, tubby, super smiling grey haired Caucasian man with a packet of chips. Man and lady are both wearing a grey jumpsuit, and are both "Dr Aggregate".
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von Explaino @vonexplaino.com · 06/03/2025
A red t-shirt, from a shirt selling site. White text on it says "Consider it brung"
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von Explaino @vonexplaino.com · 16/01/2025
Photo of a Mars-bar chocolate.

ha ha. 

[Foghorn Leghorn] That's a joke, son, why aren't you laughing?
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