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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦

@voltageanddoltage.bsky.social
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Defense, Technology, Tabletop Games, and hopefully not being annexed. Utilities Enjoyer and former Army Jimmy.

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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 6h
Longtime buddy of mine that works for them told me that those (before they got pulled from the corporate e-store sometime in 2024) were literally second to only the lanyards in terms of sales, you'd just have offices of almost entirely straight guys just rocking them because of how funny they were.
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 7h
Honestly even if the results are a good bit below polling the twitter-wide crashout is going to be legendary
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 8h
Conversely believing too hard in something also makes you really stupid, it's quite interesting.
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 8h
In my mind I feel like it wouldn't be that hard, as a cynical strongman only interested in power and money, to prosper these days, and some have. But like a scientist determining something exists by its absence, I can only theorise that something about desiring power nakedly makes you fucking stupid
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 8h
Conservatives in Canada (at the federal level, Ontario PCs are still on Saddam margins) forgot this and have been sent to the shadow realm
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 8h
And that they all get operator goonsquads straight out of a guntuber loadout video despite running up against stuff that laughs at mortal weapons
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 10h
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 17h
Fires. Let me tell you how much I've come to use fires since I began to live. There are 387.44 million types of effectors that fill my strike complex. If the word 'fires' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those munitions it would not equal one one-billionth of the operational effect I have had.
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 19h
> Ace Combat 8 is about fighting a clannish authoritarian state that destroyed its own environment to industrialize, teamed up with a multinational corporation run by tech bros who want a global war to create a new order, while you defend a multicultural federation What did Kazutoki mean by this?
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
To soup? What the hell?
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Maple Syrup also is like okay, even the really good stuff is fine? I guess? I just don't have much use for it besides oatmeal and pancakes.
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I know our great nation is in a contentious time, and at risk of being branded a traitor to this land, strong and free: I think KD's pretty awful, the cheese sauce ends up always kinda watery and the noodles are very mediocre.
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Genuine trainwreck of a guy, all he's got left is his social media following to launder his increasingly distant service to.
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well, I didn't think he'd get *better* after having the second wife (that he was also cheating on) leave him and take the kids, and have his old crew of chuds abandon him to strike out on their own.
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I do it but it's kinda overrated tbh, laundry community has gotten too competitive and gate-keepey.
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think you got the wrong guy, pal
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My new job has me flying a bunch regionally and they need to classify the seats on the Q400 as medieval torture devices for anyone over 6 feet
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How would you achieve that? I don't think you're necessarily wrong but people *say* that a lot without being particular as to what people are doing with it to get there.
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think it's an interesting question as to where you draw the line on having an understanding of the base task in order to use a tool to perform the more evolved/automated version of it, and where that line lies in each field.
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I mean goopifying in terms of being dumber, some models are good at driving people crazy, but that's not what I mean.
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Other than the obvious "Claude do my homework for me" stuff, what is actually goopifying people's brains in terms of AI use?
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know we also gotta go buy something else, but damn...
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Perfect example of good running looking slow/easy and bad running looking fast/hard
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Truly sultanmaxxed, blonde european wives for family and heirs, handsome muslim men for love.
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the kinda guy you sentence to a billion years in jail but have the prison bus drop back off in Langley to go get sent to Russia with the directive to scam the bastards for every penny he can.
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My money is on a discord "friend" from one of those horrific servers that egg people on
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Day 43 as an undercover cop in the white nationalist terror cell: We're twenty chapters deep into this Harry Potter fanfic book club, I don't know how long I can hold out pretending to be into this shit
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Personally, if there were 12 other dudes on that shore I'd go find somewhere else to fish
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Even if we strapped swords to fighter jets and could knock out drones with no munitions expenditure, often individual flight hours are more expensive than the drones lol
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The people? Nowhere near enough to actually pass a referendum. The party? Uhh, that's literally their whole thing... That's the whole weird thing about this election lol, but people like the PQ but also don't want to do separatism, which is insane and makes no sense but here we are.
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine if JD Vance was French and had a parliamentary majority and was really into separatism
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Results are still coming in, but the range of outcomes has narrowed from merely very chaotic to unbelievably cooked
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Applaudissement sil vous plait
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Bi Hispanic men in parking lot maintenance between 31-33 with some college are 0.25 points lower with dems than they were 2 hours ago, it's so fucking over" vs.
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Downfall Real Sad
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In their defense they've only ever actually consumed the phenolic aldehyde component Vanillin which is a product of the petrochemical industry, and not the large variety of other organic compounds which make up the profile of real vanilla
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Being a snooty tory wanker has been a viable career option for night on a millennia at this point, he'd be right to be mad at a bunch of sweaty bald losers for trying to take that from him
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know your shit's doing numbers when you get the QTs going "UHH I CANT REPLY SO THIS GUY MUST BE UHHH"
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's more that the consensus is generally favored, right or wrong. So if you wanna go ask it about something niche people often get wrong, it'll get it wrong, but if you wanna try and debate it on whether the earth is flat, it's also got a lotta ammunition and inhuman patience.
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm sure we can make not being a machine cultists part of the interview process for the AI crown corp
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also why digital sovereignty in this field is very important, we don't want tools of persuasion and information in the hands of foreign actors in the form of states or billionaires.
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A lot of conspiratorial rhetoric lies upon large swathes of unreliable data to appear credible, 'data' so numerous as to make picking each point apart individually basically impossible for a sane person. I suppose a model can just sit with a person and unceasingly dismantle arguments.
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(which is what this nonsense deserves)
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think it was a 'debate' insofar as setting up a table and getting shouted at and mobbed until you leave it a debate.
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, no. CSIS, send these guys to an unmarked cabin only reachable by floatplane deep in the Canadian Shield
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bad example, but yeah, insulation sprayer or road paving or some other nonsense
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're always telling you to become some shit like a roofer and not trades that actually make money and don't obliterate your body
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Somewhat, but there are more paths these days than in the past. Except elevators, that shit is borderline feudal
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There are a bunch of technical niches you can get into where people are comfortably charging lawyer rates. The kicker is they're no less intellectually demanding and often very difficult to find out about and break into.
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