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Chris R

@volcommie.bsky.social
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I make offbeat noises with my little guitar 🎸 In-House Tech Lawyer ⚖️ Virginia Tech Hokie 🦃 Recovering Emo Kid Huntsville, AL | San Diego, CA He/him/his @volcommie on all other socials, opinions my own. Not your lawyer.

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Matthew @allenmatthew.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#Hokies
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So I’m told. As long as it happens while we’re on defense
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m in stadium he barely fucking shrugged at him
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That was the fucking wimpiest unsportsmanlike I’ve ever seen. Fuckin soft here in Cal
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let’s go Hokies!
A photo inside Cal Memorial Stadium in Berkeley, CA
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Holy shit the BART is *SO LOUD* Why?!?!
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have yet to see an angle that suggests the Virginia Tech kick wasn’t good
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Matthew @allenmatthew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#HOKIES
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pitt.
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This one hurt. TOTs will be sad tonight
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On replay it looked good idkZ fucking ACC refs
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wide left
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NOOOOOOOO
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No flag for fair catch interference?
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can we PLEASE get out of our own way goddamn
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Star Trek Captain Kirk Gasp
ALT: Star Trek Captain Kirk Gasp
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You’re good, hope withdrawn
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What the hell did Franklin tell them in the locker room at halftime that turned them into such cupcakes?
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The same
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow. Yeah these are the Hokies I remember 😒
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Those famous Brent Pry halftime adjustments really showing, huh
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think someone needs to give these refs a talkin’ to
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am INCENSED.
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BULL FUCKING SHIT
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That was abso-fuckin-lutely not a pick, horse shit call
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Old Lady: 'It's Been 84 Years' Meme
ALT: Old Lady: 'It's Been 84 Years' Meme
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Matthew @allenmatthew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s so much fun watching a football team with a pulse. #Hokies
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Walk it off big dawg
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck, Copeland down
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We’re not Pitt, no flag for us
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Uhhh how the fuck was that OPI
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What the hell was that penalty?!
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Pitt hasn’t let anyone score on em in the first quarter” Grunk: Bet
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
STICK IT IN STICK IT IN STICK IT IN
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now THATS what I call an opening drive
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LETS GOOOOOOO
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let’s hope he doesn’t do a bunch of QB Draws, that seems to be out Achilles heel
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yup, it’s either gonna be a great start to the weekend or I’ll be very sad. Sold out at Lane though, so maybe the crowd helps?
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why the fuck was there a pro Trump ad “paid for by the U.S. Government” on my goddamn tv.
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I mean…maybe? At least in the 3rd quarter they looked like they did—they sure had our number
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sure, but there was a lot to be desired from the defensive play calling given that McKenzie was their leading rusher (26 carries for 138 & 2 TDs)
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man, we didn’t deserve to win that one. Glad we did, but still a lot of work to do
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Parents: It's SPIRIT👻 Month! @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love y'all
Overton window
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If that earlier call wasn’t targeting this sure as shit isn’t what fucking horseshit
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Took long enough for the offense to get going good fuckin god
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Chris R @volcommie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s horseshit that was targeting
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