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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Apparently, this moron trusts god, except to help them not park like an asshole.

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

What’s the statute of limitations on securities fraud?

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

What the fuck is a “bag dop”? 😂

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

I’m embarrassed to be an American today as Trump and Vance acted like 2 coked up teenagers bullying the valedictorian. Zelenskyy is a better human than either of those 2 assholes will ever be. youtu.be/TRcUumrC8bs?...

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Trump SCREAMS at Zelenskyy in Oval Office MELTDOWN

YouTube video by MeidasTouch

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Friend: Has JD’s wife been deported yet? Me: We deport couches? I thought you just put a “free” sign on them and put them on the curb.

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Republicans complain about Democrats letting criminals into the country. But they let 1,500 convicted criminals free and somehow that’s okay? 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Day 1 of living in the American oligarchy. Sucks that the most influential equality warrior’s birthday (observed) is the same day as Trump’s inauguration. MLK would light Trump up today if he were alive. Except MAGA assassinated him years ago.

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

My 15 year olds sense of humor. It’s from an episode of The Orville, in case anyone was wondering. 😂

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

So wait, anyone can commit fraud now, falsify business records, and get off Scott free right? Asking for a friend.

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Thanks for the mention @jennjunod.bsky.social! We have a lot of great things coming this year.

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Sometimes I have mock interviews with people like Trump as a mental exercise. Me: “Do you support marriage equality?” Trump: “I support state’s rights” Me: “So that’s a ‘no’” Trump: “I didn’t say that. I support state’s rights.”

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Happy New Year!! (Fireworks from Vail, CO)

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Grrrr. Every time I see RTO in the news I think someone had an outage. But instead it now means “Return To Office”. We need to reclaim Recovery Time Objective people! www.linkedin.com/news/story/a...

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AT&T to start full RTO next month | LinkedIn

For the last year or so, employees there have adhered to a hybrid schedule, reporting to one of AT&T's nine corporate hubs at least three days a week.

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Golfers: I don’t want to have anything to do with the PGA anymore. I’m going to LIV. I don’t care that it has no tradition or history because 💰! Same golfers: But please please please let me play in those really cool super famous events you guys host! 🙄 www.sbnation.com/golf/2024/12...

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Former U.S. Open winner advocates for LIV golfers to play in Signature Events

Lucas Glover said on his Sirius XM Radio show that the PGA Tour should welcome back some LIV players in its Signature Events.

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

This purse looks like the Sorting Hat and a travel pillow had a baby.

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Last night we attempted to watch a holiday movie, The Christmas Classic. It was so bad that 15 minutes in we bailed but came back an hour later to MST3K the shit out of it. It was a blast and I think I might try a Hallmark movie and record our banter. 😂

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

What would G Love say about this collection?

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I think LinkedIn’s automated suggestion algorithm needs some work. Where are the “MAGA says what?” or “You’re mom works for MSNBC!” responses? At a minimum we should have a simple 🤦🏻‍♂️. And yes I’m too lazy to click the text field, then the emoji button, and then the post button.

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Am I missing something? Gerard is clueless on gender vs. sex, thinks science is political, ignorant on racism, missing how immigration works, and assumes the US isn’t massively responsible for CO2 (we are but China is worse). Or is this satire and I’m just missing it? www.wsj.com/opinion/four...

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Opinion | Four More Years of Trump May Make America Normal Again

Our age of bizarre ideological conceits is reminiscent of ‘The Emperor’s New Clothes.’

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

The definition of hypocrisy. State that X is all about free speech and then delete comments by someone with first hand experience that say it isn’t! 😂 Here’s the original post: www.linkedin.com/posts/hildoe...

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I didn’t realize until I saw this video that Elon Musk appears to have specifically removed Cleanspeak from Twitter in order to allow a massive shift in the platform. Our software had been an active part of Twitter moderation right up until Elon took over.

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

My 15 year old daughter just said something quite profound: “Guns have more rights than I do over my body”

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

I'm attending AWS re:Invent in Las Vegas from December 2nd through the 6th. I'm also planning on playing 18 holes at the Wynn golf course on Wednesday the 4th (😁⛳️). We have a booth and are hosting a Sphere event as well! Come join us and meet the team! fusionauth.io/events/aws-r...

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AWS re:Invent 2024 - FusionAuth

Join the FusionAuth team at AWS re:Invent 2024. Stop by our booth to learn more about our exciting upcoming launches, AWS events and giveaways.

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 24/06/2023

When was the last time you watched?

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 24/06/2023

It always feels strange to help get something off the ground. Mainly the lack of content I think. What would help for Bsky? Stories from a bootstrapped, high growth business in a massive market? Or just fun nerd stuff?

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Brian Pontarelli @voidmain.bsky.social · 22/06/2023

Let’s kick this off with a nerd image.

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