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The Void Machine System

@voidmachine.bsky.social
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Endogenic system; 23 years old. www.tumblr.com/the-void-machine-sys… for more information, because it can't fit here and IDK how to pin posts on my acc-

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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hghhgdghghdfghgf
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why does life insist on getting worse? My account is almost 10 years old, like... God. This sucks. I don't want to have to use age check methods. What's worse is the main servers I use and am extremely active in are nsfw servers, I don't get how they couldn't figure out I'm an adult.
Discord put me in the Unconfirmed age group.
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He a lil vessel goober :)
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
[I'm not even sure how he ended up in the Barrens in the first place.]
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The open-endedness... Endo notions... I... Guihhh...
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Huh, a golden statue. *Suddenly remembers SCP document* oh fuCK NOPE NOPE NOPE *frantic sidesteps away from statue*
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
[Technically accurate, seeing as I am a headmate of his. I do try to fix things, when necessary.]
[The World Machine (that is to say, myself) with a teasing colon-three expression. You may call me Ent.]
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I don't fix myself without explanation
nikoblblbl.png
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
oh ye gods
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Suddenly"
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
+ ending hands for proof (everything other than High Card was in Ante 1)
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Mr. Bones my man This counts
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
thankk youuu mister boooonesss
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
man do i have to restart because of the boss blind :(
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Welp, back to the grindstone
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Well, I managed to double tag into free Rare joker in the first ante, cleared its boss, and got some trash Opened a tarot pack, got The Soul, opened Buffoon pack, Hanging Chad This might have life to it, will update
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
All I can think of with this analogy is this image
[Three traffic light signals in a row, one with the green light active, one with the yellow light, and one with the red light.]

[Each one is labelled, from left to right: go, yield, stop.]

"But on bananas, it's just the opposite."

[Three bananas are in a row, each with a caption.]

[Leftmost banana is green.]
"Hold on"

[Center banana is yellow.]
"Go ahead"

[Right banana is red, a color unnatural to bananas.]
"What"

[Tumblr-format reply from user "wynderbar"]
"I will never get sick of this"

[A second reply from "unsexual", with a cropped picture of the red banana and its aforementioned caption underneath.]
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Instructions unclear, drew head of my sona
I don't have an art program on my phone because I hate ads, so I had to take a screenshot and draw on it with built in software.
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This makes it even funnier, imo
Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Be aware of scary moments, assault, blood, corps, drug/alcohol abuse, and self-harm.
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Immediately underneath this in my For You:
Amy Rose burned her hand, juxtaposed underneath the post currently being replied to.
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
> All interactions: +0.001x Mult Don't mind me, just gonna put this to the left of that...
Blueprint
RARE Joker
Copies ability of Joker to the right
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You always have the capacity to get hammered, since you carry a giant one around all the time.
The Hat Kid from "A Hat In Time", staring smugly at the person reading this.

:3
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Going to argue with you that the ps2 isn't retro /j
"Huh? No, retro consoles are like the NES and SNES, right?"

"The PlayStation 2 and DS are still pretty new..."
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The agony that is free mobile game where cosmetics cost the paid resource, I want bbug...
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Well, I have a sandy-furred rabbit oc named Duster (yes my only reference image is from a roblox rp game lol). Unfortunately, I don't know enough about Jet to know how he'd insult my guy, but said guy is a treasure hunter with a hook on a rope
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My For You continues to provide incredible content Also Amy is me when mac n cheese tbh
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
A white cat with red lipstick markings on its fur.
Caption: "came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat"
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...
Throwing baseballs to Buddy, who catches them when thrown gently.Buddy after catching a grenade, unaware of what it is; a question mark is overhead, indicating its confusion.grebade blew up :c
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
> live and learn he said the line
*insert the sound from the start of Crush 40's "Live and Learn"
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
An intentionally mispelt birthday celebration with a picture of a bee that has a birthday hat poorly edited over its head.

"congartulations"
"you is born"
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
And maybe cuddles too...
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The legendary Destroyman III, with a text bubble reading "IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS", referencing the song "Break Stuff" by Limp Biskit.
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
PISS BANISHED
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I-uh-well-uh-- hghghdhhgffhkngfdtgf
oh god oh god oh god why is this so appealing why am i blushing so hard holy shit oh god the consent and the guarantee that reforming happens if you want to escape but if you like being part of your pred oh fuck i feel so flustered and funny and my heart's so loud aaaaaaaaaaa
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
lmao these lists are something alright
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Like are they even aware how cringe this comes off as?? Jesus, what a character...
Panic's pinned post:

"Hey to everyone blocking me right now, your live on twitch you fucking pedofile pieces of shit"

Reply: a gif of a middle finger being pressed to someone's face, with text reading "look at it".

Panic's reply to this gif: "come do that to me in real life see what happens"

Second reply: a gif of a person sarcastically saying "yeah sure..."

Panic's reply: "we all know you racist little libtards wouldn't come to the hood anyway. Black people scare you deep down."
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I wanna go back to Hallownest...
How does Tikal of all people know the funny number?
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
AREN'T YOU DEAD?????
HOW IS SHE HERE!?!
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Also why is he here
The dreaded pickle devourer
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I never should have liked the eggman doggirl post, my For You is invaded
THE SWARM
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The me (Kleft)
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
BIRTHDAY DETECTED, DROPPING CONGARTULATORY IMAGE
a celebratory image with poor spelling:

"Congartulations, you is born"
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
[Go to bed, Creator.]
Ent, of the Void Machine System, sighing.
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
[Why would you do this to your companion? I doubt they deserve such treatment.]
Ent (Kleft's headmate) staring at OP with a judgemental expression.
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sorry, no mouth to cry suffering But I do have a mask, close enough
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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The Void Machine System @voidmachine.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A picture of The World Machine staring at the screen with a judgemental expression, half-hidden in shadow.
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