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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 3h
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 8h
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 8h
He nukes Yemen. China nukes Taiwan. Russia nukes Kiev. North Korea nukes the South. Pakistan nukes India. See how this works.
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grainy dispatch @grainydispatch.bsky.social · 8h
JUST IN: YEMEN'S HOUTHIS SAY THEY ATTACKED ARAMCO FACILITY IN SAUDI ARABIA'S RIYADH WITH BALLISTIC MISSILES & DRONES, AS PER REUTERS X
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 9h
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 10h
Oh! That sounds bad.
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 10h
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 10h
How dare you hmmm me! Me! The most honest Doomer in Doom Town. And the tallest.
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 10h
Steve Earle stole it from me. He was a young Yankee hippy travelling in South Armagh 55 years ago when he heard me singing it in a pub. He asked if I could do a version with more testosterone so I scribbled down some stuff about a moonshiner. Never heard from him again. Probably came to nothing.
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 10h
youtu.be/Vp7dTPPqHgs Wild place!
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Donald McCarthys Murder Ballad from Leitrim (Cajun Super-G Folk Edition)
YouTube video by Dennis Lustinetz
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 10h
youtu.be/F5_DFyAVdW4 Actually called Sodabread Road. I grew up on Slieve Gullion in a house that was once owned by Annie Cunningham.
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Donald McCarthys Copperhead Road from South Armagh I + II (Vultures | #EatTheRich Duett Edition)
YouTube video by Dennis Lustinetz
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 10h
Oops! Posted the wrong one!
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 10h
After a cold night for the U13s last night the U16s today had a blistering 20C October sunshine today. And better surfing. The young WANs last night were very chilled!
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 11h
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 14h
Let me takeaway that thought!
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 14h
Don’t know if clamping is universal. In Ireland it’s how we store potatoes outside over winter - in neat piles covered with earth. My job was to go each day and retrieve the dinner!
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 15h
Hubby reign? Defo writing that pome for herself. (No flowers/donations to brain injury trust)
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 15h
Afternoon Joanne.
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 15h
The Irish famine/genocide was called An Gortá Mór, The Great Hunger. So I swapped oil for spuds. Glad you liked it. It’s quite shorn of delicacy.
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 15h
Here’s today’s pome about spuds to cheer you up!
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 15h
Two doomy!
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 15h
British fishermen say it costs more to fuel their boats than their catch is worth. This is not a viable business model. But the fish seem happy.
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 15h
Let’s call them Peskimos!
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 15h
After my reboot I shall be Don2.
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 15h
For security reasons we have to search every pilot to ensure they bring no weapons to the cockpit. Having done that, you may familiarise yourself with the cockpit layout. Please notice the escape axe we have provided in case you need it.
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 15h
Too late. I did done a joke.
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 15h
The lower shelves will empty first so my tip for short arsed people is to befriend tall people. You’re welcome!
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 15h
The last time a shark bit Serena, it died. (Not actually true.)
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 15h
That sounds brutal. I survive with manageable pain, good thoughts and a bad attitude. There is enough to help everyone, enough of everything but kindness. And that’s a choice the rich make every day.
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 15h
Great idea! And a tornado?
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 16h
Fun to think that your midge might save the world! Just like what’s his name…
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 16h
Morning Jan. I only brought the story up because I was afraid Serena was going to have a lovely weekend.
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 16h
Can we sign you up for our new charity gig? Cosmic Relief. It’s just doomers telling jokes while trying not to save the world. Like Comic Relief but without all the rich presenters. (You’re not rich, are you?)
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 16h
If the whales try blocking the route they’ll be sorry. I’d hoped the cruise ships would have out manners on them by now. Wouldn’t surprise me if those whales were members of Extinction Rebellion. Time to reopen our Vera Lynn canning plant and sell Whale Meat Again.
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 16h
Hooray! Hope they still leave room for all the cruise ships. Morning Serena.
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 16h
The trickle down economy depends on the willingness of those above you to keep pissing on you. Luckily there is no sign that this will stop any time soon.
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 16h
FWIW, my advice would be to stop rowing with people. Try to be friends! We’re all in the same boat.
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 16h
You can’t continue your enthusiastic involvement in genocide without a thriving arms sector. And that costs money.
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 17h
Nobody needs to worry about 2050!
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 17h
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 17h
The Labour Party have excelled at producing plausible war criminals. Not that they’d ever boast about it!
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 17h
It’s such a shame they only ever invited the unrealists to their fancy conferences! It’s almost like they didn’t want pesky doomers harshing their hopium vibe!
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 17h
Why are all the models, the scientific projections and predictions, so fucking consistently useless? Time to listen to the Doomers. We always err on the side of dumbfuckwankery and we’re always right. Thank us now! (There won’t be a later)
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 17h
Home to the lowlands of Scotland and the English shires?
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 17h
Wake up and smell the lack of roses. Do something! Feel the gentle weight of a truncheon. Please stop waffling shite. Those days have ended. Because of all the shite wafflers who believed nonsense. Kumbaya my hole.
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 18h
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 18h
Time to restart the VOID’s old Tongue Repainting Service?
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 18h
Time to restart the old VOID Fake Passport Printing Press?
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 18h
Cynthia @cynthiasax.bsky.social dared me to write a pome about spuds and, being easily led, I had no option but to obey.
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