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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social

@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social
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Gen X snarky guy. Likes pro wrestling, roller derby, ttrpg, other peoples' cats, sci-fi, horror novels. Read Stephen King at WAAAYYY too early of an age (Firestarter)

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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 2h
Freaking fun! I just watched Two Girls One Ghost video on Ghostwatch. Then watched another video. That was spectacular TV. Here in #kansascity, Screenland Armour is doing a month of horror. Got to convince the wife
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 7h
Well, he DID unconditionally surrender in Afghanistan. Plus he stopped the Iran war a shitton of times.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 8h
I thought of Dickbutt a couple weeks ago. Thanks for proving he will always be with us.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 22h
How many women whipped his ass?
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 22h
He looks like he needs more manly dick juice.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I relish every moment that I get to call @jaketapper.bsky.social out for being the fucking hack he is. He's throatin' that Ellison junk now.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At least he stayed awake for the walk. Baby steps. Oh, also baby hands.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There have to be at least two eliminations before the scoring period begins though. The question is, which would be better? One just before the scoring period, or a heel on the way back after elimination beating the crap out of the next person down and throw them in as a sacrifice?
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I liked JV Dance.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone should investigate this then. Someone who's not a fucking hack, @jaketapper.bsky.social . Then you can write a half-assed book about it much later and promote it on your Ellison network.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Damn, @jaketapper.bsky.social why are you being antisemitic, conflating all Jews with the Israeli government?
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reread your goddman post kids. YouTube video does not need to be there twice. Finishing my coffee.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Until I saw what Bischoff said, my thought was give him an Orange Cassidy style tribute - put up an MS Paint graphic, ring the bell once and call it good. THAT'S too good Fucker needs to be ignored except for a YouTube video of a string of tweets insulting him made into a scrolling YouTube video.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She's upper caste Indian, right? So she thinks one thing about herself, but just let five MAGA racists meet her out on the streets and she'll hear what words get leveled at ALL brown people.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Social programs took care of his druggie mother and thousands of druggies voting MAGA and bitching about "commies." How much money did Justa Dickhead get while growing up? Did he EARN that?
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jokingly, imagine being Pac's personal mister. Having to spray him down before a match.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's gonna have to ask Russia for a raise
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In the early 90s, I had a $10-20 per week comic habit. I quit buying in the late 90s, but realize now that the same amount will buy me a comic on the layaway plan. What is it? The "collectors' mindset?" The automakers' "Max profit" mindset? I'd READ comics again if pricing made sense.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Remember his last foray on a ramp?
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Pingu Shuffling and Twerking
ALT: Pingu Shuffling and Twerking
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That this has ever been debated shows what a fucked up species we are.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's talking to someone. Maybe it's animal friends
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Aew Revolution
ALT: Aew Revolution
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you realize the answers you copied from the other guy are SPECTACULARLY WRONG
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So here's where qualified immunity is bullshit, and police need to insure themselves so taxpayers don't foot the full bill for dirtbags. It would also clear some barrels of bad apples.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My God his browser history must make people vomit upon opening.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@bsky.app why is the discover feed still down?
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd be down for two hours of Lio Rush, Orange Cassidy, The Rascalz, MxM, and Ishii silently and intensely walking through the venue, stalking a guy selling hot dogs. Just to buy three - one for him, and one for Kyle and Roddy.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schmitt before his law school graduation.
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Woman Puts Colorful Clown Wig on Friend
ALT: Woman Puts Colorful Clown Wig on Friend
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My senator. A fucking clown ass bitch.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bailey is a true believer. No way.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just my $.02. #AEW should release a list of #Pac matches that they own rights to. Allow the fans to vote on them and then put the top ten in a YouTube compilation for free, for ever. Give a way for the company and the fans to come together and celebrate him. #wrestlesky
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is there any level at which Vince hasn't been linked to sexual assault? Ring boys - underage males. Janel Grant and several female WWE talent - adult women. Barry O & Nailz - adult males. We're missing underage girls for the cycle.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's a shame the bot has to link to Twitter accounts.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Because you might be asking "which one?" I assume it's Gable Stevenson. Did that without clicking on Sportskeeda
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He was a bastard, and he will be missed. RIP Pac. #wrestlesky
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"What if Cody Rhodes picked up the Goldust gimmick?"
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"No, we're not, Mike."
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Knight is still early enough in his career that he's bound for the gold. I think in the current climate of AEW, Brody King getting a clean win might make people think he's getting a good short run to make the company line on ICE perfectly clear.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seeing a video package of Perry and Luchasaurus going through the online testing to get food handler's licenses would be a great Youtube extra. Just for them to serve up to Renee afterward - hairnets and gloves.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can't just churn out spaghetti without a plan to store it.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We should all petition Google maps to rename both the White House and Mar a Lago as "Low Intelligence."
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The maps from 2022 are the ones to use in the November election. Because one of the voter questions Hoskins slow rolled would have put the new maps to the voters to approve. So with that question on November's ballot, the new maps CAN'T be used as they were never approved.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
not invalidating, delaying pending a vote. The question to be voted on in November means that the redistricting had no chance to be deemed valid until the voters speak. God I hope my fellow Missourians do the democracy thing.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
from your keyboard to God's phone.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The problem is no matter how much progressive or populist stuff we do vote for, the same people turn around and vote GOP in the non-cities.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alito's text to Thomas giving him the shared talking points didn't go through. I believe the originalist framework uses the text in the Constitution that says "shall." Which explicitly allows the MO GOP majority to do it.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have 999 followers the hard way - barely trying and wrestling and shitposting my way into it.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No. I'm pretty sure he never considered himself as working for the American people. At best, he's "helping" the people he sees as his equals - the oligarch class. If he ever uses the phrase, "Many people don't understand the presidency is an office of public service," it will mean he just found out
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Grampy Sundown really needs to find some meds that keep him from being up at 2 in the morning, rage "Truthing" while the shit dribbles out. I blame no countries for finding better alternatives for trade partners.
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To be fair, she's a run of the mill goddamned grifter
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vocalderbyguy.bsky.social @vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A nice double promo, where we get Thekla: ... And the two of you are still just a couple of dumb... Okada: Bitches. (Smile) Thekla: (Hand across throat or raises a red cup)
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