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Michael Stanclift

@vmstan.com

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VMware Remnant 👨‍💻 Anxious Human Openly Kansan 🌻 Possibly Canadian Elder Millennial 👾 Early Adopter Boldly Going 🖖 Quad Father vmstan.com/whois

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Michael Stanclift @vmstan.com · 01/08/2026

Be someone who lifts other people up.

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Michael Stanclift @vmstan.com · 23/07/2026

Currently fascinated by the 75 year old piece of trash I found while on a walk tonight.

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Michael Stanclift @vmstan.com · 20/07/2026

Day late and a dollar short on this phishing test. Try again next time IT.

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Michael Stanclift @vmstan.com · 20/07/2026

What an asshole.

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Michael Stanclift @vmstan.com · 29/06/2026

vmst.io will close tomorrow at noon central US when the instance will enter self-destruct mode. Users who have not found a new Mastodon home should start their move immediately. Don't be Torg. Don't wait until it's too late.

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Michael Stanclift @vmstan.com · 24/06/2026

If you ask the Siri AI chat bot for coding help it basically refuses to help you. Even basic HTML/CSS is too scary.

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Michael Stanclift @vmstan.com · 02/06/2026

Forget about ties, a wallet, or cheese of the month club subscriptions. Get dad what he really wants this Father's Day. A new CPAP.

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Michael Stanclift @vmstan.com · 01/06/2026

17GB seems like a lot for single bug fix.

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Michael Stanclift @vmstan.com · 23/05/2026

It took me a hot minute to realize KS referred to Kirkland Select and not Kansas water.

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Michael Stanclift @vmstan.com · 12/05/2026

Just checking out Indigo

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Michael Stanclift @vmstan.com · 27/02/2026

I mean, F this shit. ☁️

Weather forecast for the next four days. Warm and sunny today and tomorrow. Cold and snowy after that.

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Michael Stanclift @vmstan.com · 13/12/2025

Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only.

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Michael Stanclift @vmstan.com · 22/11/2025

A remnant from a different time.

A retail aisle display shows a large sign reading “Please stay 6 feet apart. Thank you for helping protect everyone,” with illustrated figures standing apart. The sign is attached to a shelf stocked with Keurig “Original Donut Shop” coffee boxes, with paper towels on a lower shelf nearby and holiday-themed decorations above.

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Michael Stanclift @vmstan.com · 23/09/2025

Handing my passport card to a pharmacist led to a ridiculous argument with him about what constitutes a valid photo ID. Just tell me it's easier for you to use my driver's license. It's bad enough I have to go into a government registry just to be able to clear out my sinuses today.