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Vladislav Zharkov

@vladislavzh.net
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Cinematic artist, music composer and sound designer. Just a walking hazmat suit. vladislavzh.net

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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 07/10/2026
What do you mean "too many fonts"? Who do you think you are, huh? You're a software installer, damn it! You don't need the full list of fonts I have installed. Fall back to Arial, you digital mongrel.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 16/09/2026
Apparently they ran those before, but no word on whether it's still the case.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 07/09/2026
— Oh, this library is definitely made in England! — How can you tell?
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 01/09/2026
I was so proud and excited that I immediately archived the original audio track without the music, and it's been traveling from hard drive to hard drive ever since, lol.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 01/09/2026
Produced by Deviant Pictures Films, Insurgency's launch trailer was my very first paid sound design gig, and it was also my first big project. I started seriously dabbling in noises just several years prior.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 28/08/2026
My favorite game dev trope is when a game needs profile pictures for characters to use in briefings, documents, news, etc. so they just use raw model viewer screenshots or (more recently) test renders from the CGI contractor, with little to no editing, lol.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 28/08/2026
They added battle royale to SFM, but I'm bad at it
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 28/08/2026
I have no DMs and I must scream.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 28/08/2026
Finally got my bsky account back from suspension. Don't worry, Altman, my hard drive lived after all.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 17/06/2026
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 04/06/2026
When I tell people I'm 176 cm tall (5'9" in freedom units).
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 12/05/2026
I rarely use Bluesky these days purely because I got an insane amount of bitches in my DMs back on Twitter dot com 😎
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 23/04/2026
I feel like Ubisoft circa 2014
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 09/04/2026
The most relatable character lately is this dude from Dead Space 3
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 08/04/2026
Seems legit.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 07/04/2026
Replaying Watch_Dogs, and damn, even without any mods installed, the lighting in its cinematics looks simply wonderful. Warm vs cold tones, sharp shadows, just gorgeous.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 30/03/2026
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 26/03/2026
Microsoft are shutting down 3D Viewer this year so I had to preserve its default bee model along with its 3 animations, and port it to Source 2.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 17/03/2026
In case you're wondering how to pronounce my name
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 15/03/2026
My mental health is in perfect fucking condition.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 01/03/2026
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 16/02/2026
Authentic debugging experience in Fido Dido on Sega Genesis.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 05/02/2026
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 27/01/2026
Jane Cod on her way to get us all cool GPUs and lots of RAM from one of those AI datacenters.
A moody picture of a female operator tactically moving down a corridor, wielding a submachine gun.

You know what? These are mostly read by machines to grab prompts and stuff, so go get some butter, eggs, and a bagel.

Butter up the frying pan, mix up the eggs with salt and pour into the pan. Add some grated cheese of choice. Cut the bagel alongside so you get two circles. Place them inside down on the omelet and gently press the slices down a little. Once omelet is done, turn it upside down. Place a slice of American cheese on one of the bagel slices, add an onion and a tomato if you like. On the other slice add a sauce or two of your choice. Wrap the edges of the omelet in, then fold the bagel.

Enjoy the meal and don't worry about the machines. In the face of great inhumanity, you must remain human.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 27/01/2026
Apparently one of those Hoyoverse games on mobile is pushing 57 great britains while its PC version is 119 GB.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 17/01/2026
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 08/01/2026
Come to Moscow. A plane full of cocaine blew up in December and the temperature is fluctuating around -10 and 0 degrees.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 16/12/2025
If you've ever seen this video circulating on Discord (thumbnail *may* vary), know that I am the one who made it, and John Whinfield, who now lives at Glitch Productions' recording studio, voiced it.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 04/12/2025
I've been waiting for you since 2012...
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 30/11/2025
Valve, what the hell
A picture of a Source Filmmaker error that says "This animation is ass. Session terminated."
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 28/11/2025
Definitive edition
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 27/11/2025
Ignore this, just uploading one of my R&D tests to see how Bsky will handle 2.35:1
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 24/11/2025
A remake of the "This is your spine" meme with Battlefield classes where Support shows Recon a model of a spine.

Support: "This is your spine."
Recon: "wtf put it back"
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 08/11/2025
I'm (very, very slowly) making a standalone game that relies quite strongly on ZScript, and I can confirm that so far it works flawlessly with UZDoom, from launch to intro to gameplay. So yeah, might as well just migrate the entire project. (Pre-alpha, everything is subject to change etc. etc.)
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 04/11/2025
We use stock photography and Source Filmmaker in this house.
A work-in-progress screenshot of a developer sandbox level showcasing various posters on the wall: a calendar, a "SUPER COOL POSTER", a picture of a cat who's not amused, and a variety of parodies of Ion Fury, Selaco, HROT, Project Kvasir, and Something in the Water.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 22/10/2025
My honest reaction to Season One trailer. Please use this picture responsibly.
A black-and-white image of a soldier sitting in an armchair with his arms outstretched, and a text that says "Absolute Battlefield". We both know what meme is being parodied here.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 19/10/2025
Real
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 14/10/2025
Legit feels like cheating on your wonderful wife with your unhinged ex. Nothing but post-coital regret and emptiness after this hook up.
A screenshot of two app icons sitting next to each other in the task bar: Affinity Photo 2 and Photoshop CS6.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 14/10/2025
Midjourney? ChatGPT? Generative fill? Nah, go my Firestorm action I bought on GraphicRiver 10 years ago!
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 13/10/2025
I like my Battlefield medics like I like my women: hot and eager to pick me up.
A picture of a soldier running in flames with defibrillators in his hands, because reviving teammates is the number one priority.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 07/10/2025
Forced myself to get at least some creative output going, so here's Battlefield-flavored tomfoolery.
A picture of two soldiers, one running with a shotgun, and another sitting uncomfortably yet very tactically on his back. Stylized text in the lower third of the picture says "Spawn on you, 10 XP" parodying a label that appears whenever somebody spawns on you in Battlefield games.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 03/10/2025
Men in Black series' intro goes so hard that on YouTube it's the most replayed part in every episode
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 20/09/2025
Big day today in the world of graphic and web design.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 19/09/2025
My personal file format tier list.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 09/09/2025
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 09/09/2025
According to YouTube's restricted mode, all I did was release an album, do a face reveal, compose a soundtrack, drop a silly animated sketch, and then just fucked off into oblivion. Lead project manager at YouTube probably faints every time somebody says "Fuck" in their presence.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 19/08/2025
I like strong women.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 16/08/2025
Yup, classic "only in Battlefield" stuff.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 16/08/2025
At times Battlefield 6 turns into absolute damn cinema. Love it.
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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 05/07/2025
I can't draw nor model anything complicated, so I kitbash out of available assets and render sprites in SFM (S2). #screenshotsaturday #gzdoom #sfm
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