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@vivaf1.bsky.social
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Location: Four Seasons Total Landscaping It's all fun and games until it’s not fun and games. Then it's hide and seek.

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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 42m
He was probably reflecting how much easier Jaws would have been to make with Postlethwaite instead of Robert Shaw 😂
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 6h
What sort of animal? Swan? Bull? Eagle? Serpent? A shower of gold? That Zeus, eh!
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In a way. It also led to a lot of lazy parodies (Meet the Spartans! should have an exclamation mark) And nothing has really touched Airplane!
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Terry and June… Last of the Summer Wine… All Creatures Great and Small…
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Look who’s talking now! Food fight! A lot of 50s/60s B-movies… Them! springs to mind
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Airplane! is the exception that proves the rule, it must be noted
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well yes, that’s what they’re paid to do
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Basic rule applies of avoiding films with an exclamation mark In the title. And this has two. And one is upside down.
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’s a definite improvement
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I guess you didn’t close your eyes
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A waist of time really
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I guess not all cheaters are as smart as you
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Some hotels require it. All in Northern Ireland do I believe.
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He gave it to them
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They put Mrs on the address
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I work on the front desk at a hotel. We know when a bloke is there with their mistress. One particular guest was so obnoxious and rude that when housekeeping found a ladies watch in the room we sent it back to his home address addressed to his wife.
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rejoining EU may play into that
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In fact are “Labour voters” partly Tory/Reform voting tactically against Green?
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Interesting because presumably the ‘all respondents’ are mostly influenced by Green voters.
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*submitted by Ed Miliband
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Vance hardly seems a palatable replacement right now
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Aysgarth Falls You got there before Kevin Costner
Little John doesn’t want you to cross the falls
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🚨Republican taking a 12 year old kid alert!!!
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why stop there? He’s also stopping the Fourth Punic War, the Franco-Prussian war, the Federation–Klingon War, The Human-Na'vi Conflict and singled-handedly holding back the Mongol hoards.
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And Trump is ordering full steam ahead… what could possibly go wrong?
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The Titanic Sails Majestically
ALT: The Titanic Sails Majestically
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The way this #TOTP fact is written is hilarious #BritishBlackMusicAtTheBBC
The song is a cover of ‘Pass the Kutchie’ by reggae group the Mighty Diamonds. A dutchie is a type of Jamaican cooking pot. A kutchie is a different type of pot altogether.
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So not “Senior Civil Servant here“
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You think England beating Croatia 7-0 was less triumphant than the 2-0 win against Czechia?
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Even Putin can’t move Los Angeles nearer than Washington, no matter how friendly he is with Trump
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We know who we’re dealing with… and they’re owned by New
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shaking my head sadly at the apostrophe in new’s editor in chief
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nobody thinks UFOs are aliens. It’s what they drive around in.
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wouldn’t he swing his shirt more like a bunch of gladioli?
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve just realised, Trump is confusing San Diego with Diego Garcia isn’t he?
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Starting to think that Trump is “doing a Schitt“ and confusing San Diego with Diego Garcia?
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ed Sheeran there, remembering the good old days
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not withstanding that the east coast is nearer to Tehran than the west coast, they’re both well beyond the range of anything Iran had
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Never mention it. It might be just her way of saying she might be mad at you but she still loves you.
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You can’t park your permit there, mate!
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The US is just panem et circenses at this point
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 08/10/2026
Most people don't realize dumb is spelled with a B
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump is so bad at chess that he thinks a pawn move involves Stormy Daniels
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And THIS is the problem with thinking “wouldn’t it be nice if we somehow didn’t have Trump anymore?”
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Marvin The Martian
ALT: Marvin The Martian
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He seems keen to go to Mars…
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Shonna White @shonnathewhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You think supermarkets don’t already know the price of the Esso across the road? This is not new information for fuel retailers, only customers.
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This makes no sense - it’s easier to charge more if customers don’t know it’s cheaper two miles away
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It is wrong to let people eat raw watermelon but demand that they cook potatoes. Either all friut & veg should be cooked or none should be cooked. We can’t have cucurbitaceae being treated differently from solanaceae. It’s not fair.
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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did you often find you couldn’t complete your sudoku when working nights?
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