PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm permanently banned from Uber for tickling drivers in traffic 000
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026At the local school board meeting, accusing people of being "agents of Babylon" 012
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wisest man alive voice: Metal Gear is camp for straight people 000
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Gay son or thot daughter? I'm picking both, homeschooling, and making them perfect resident evil speedruns. 011
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Hit the weed pen at work now all my coworkers sound like dialogue from Garth marenghi's Darkplace 000
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I got Rosetta Stone to learn the Baltimore accent 010
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Trojan Mark Walhberg: If I was on that horse with my men, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that wooden horse 010
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The one thing you can count on with the penn state frat cocaine ring is that in like 3 years we're gonna get movie based off of it and it's going to be the hugest piece of shit ever 010
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If I was in Star Trek I would be hailing ships nonstop. I'd say "hail the ship" and the crew would go "captain that's an asteroid" 000
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Going to the Vietnamese barber who's English isn't great and I thought I was showing him a photo of the haircut I wanted but I was actually just showing him UFO footage that was edited into a flashy montage with house music 010
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I got in trouble at school once for convincing a foreign exchange student that there's a secret amendment on the back of the U.S. constitution that forces everyone inTO A death lottery. Teaching rocked 021
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Mods, make him go on google street view and look at his hometown ten years ago 010
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Every once in a while someone uses steam chats to promote a QR code scam and knowing how effective valve is, I know they end up in trashbags at the bottom of lake Washington 000
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 13/07/2026The local library has pomni plush as a reward for its children's summer reading program. I think some places should be like wildlife reserves but instead of logging and mining it's just preserved from online 010
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 11/07/2026This weekend me and the fellas from the AV club are going to hose the local run club with paintball guns 000
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 07/07/2026In high school I was voted most likely to run a doomsday cult compound 000
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 07/07/2026My first homunculi, creating life from inert matter, attempt was just heating up some distilled water and clearance-sale fertilizer on a stove 000
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Every time I have a rough day at work I go to the Wikipedia article for Charles Manson and take an inch off of his height. Really helps me calm down and the Wikipedia mods haven't caught on. 000
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 02/07/2026If I was a museum guide, I would show tour groups to every single exhibit point and say "And this, folks, is where the magic happens." 000
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I kill humans for sport, that sport is ultimate frisbee. 000
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I stand on business and kneel to feed on bugs, moss, grass and forest floor detritus 010
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I'm sorry to break it to everyone but bible scientists just retranslated part of the Dead Sea scrolls and it says that users with anime profile pictures on any social media won't join us walking the golden streets of the kingdom of heaven. #bummer 012
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Commenting "dream mass grave occupant rotation" underneath your highschool class reunion group photo 000
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 26/06/2026As someone who's spent my entire life living in Oregon, I encounter transplants from other states all of the time. So is everyone from Colorado just Like That? 000
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Met a nonbianary person the other day, shook their hand and said "doctor" 000
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I've botched so many flambé recipes I'm on a first name basis with the fire chief 010
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 17/06/2026It's still very funny to me that a large chunk of cyberpunk literature has a lot of it's DNA from the street culture of fucking Toronto in the 1960s 100
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 01/06/2026My view of the furries is that they are essentially like the British WW2 of woke online. They drive the Higgins boat of posting. 100
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Standing in front of a pane-glass window, in a high-rise office, wearing a 2000$ Italian suit, smoking a cigarette. "Come at me bro, not a phrase you hear much nowadays." 000
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Going up to the Applebee's manager after blacking out on 4 perfect margs and inquiring if they're an "antifa-owned buisness" 000
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Driving home from a day of work on an early summer's eve, every window in my car rolled down. Doing Daniel Day Lewis voice screaming in rush out traffic. "I've abandoned my Chud!, I've abandoned my Chud!" 000
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I was talking shit about the Mr beast jerky sticks then got a random pain in my temple that motherfucker hit me with his directed energy BeastBeam 010
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Stroke my dick into penis This is my last resort Ejaculation- from penis Marv got zapped and his skeleton screamin' 010
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Doing the Disco Elysium gun in mouth thing when I got to chipotle so they give extra meat for free 010
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Put twenty-one pilots on a Bluetooth speaker and have someone lock you in a sauna. that's microdosing Hell 010
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Early meal; pig squeal. Meal too late; met with a gruesome fate 010
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 18/05/2026My boy bought some mushrooms from the plug called "jester's lament" and has been speaking in rhyme for like 4 days now 000
Reposted by PropperSloppertro @trog.bsky.social · 21/04/2026You might be able to understand something about society if you track velma porn vs daphne porn over time 419257
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 14/05/2026My time traveling antics have altered history. Black and white photo of soldiers during the battle of the Somme. One's hitting a geek bar and I'm in the corner of a frame wearing a "I paused my game to be here" T-shirt 011
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 08/05/2026At a job interview with my phone on the table and it lights up. LIL HOMIE GAYASS has sent a message to the groupchat "BURLINGTON THROAT FACTORY" 010
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Going to a poetry open mic night and just going up and reciting instructions for cooking crystal methamphetamine until they cut me off 110
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 03/05/2026"I'm Bam Margera and this is breaking Timothy Leary out of prison" 000
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Ulysses S. Grant is my favorite president because just like him I've spent several years in Oregon drinking heavily and slowly loosing my mind 010
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I see the words "subscribe to my substack," and I can perfectly envision myself forcing them to scavenge a ruined city for useful salvage at gunpoint from my large chariot assembled from the remnants of a ford focus. Possibly with sexual undertones. 010
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I remeber this deaf guy who would make giantess fetish videos on YouTube, but he was deaf so all the videos had no sound so me and my boys would put it on along with like death grips, the matrix soundtrack, and classical music. It would sync up constantly. A lesson to be learned in movie pacing. 010
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Found a deepweb link that plays videos from the wonka factory prototype candy development facilities. They have gumdrop drones 110
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Got the phone numbers for my trip-sitter and parole officer mixed up again :/ #epicfail 010
PropperSlopper @vitamindaniels.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Going to a health food co-op directly after working out at a gym is sick because I am dead certain I am not the most insane smelling person that the co-op employees are encountering that day 010
