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Viscount Jonkeer

@viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social
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This is Free Trader Beowulf, calling anyone...Mayday, Mayday...we are under attack...main drive is gone...turret number one is not responding...Mayday.. Negative-brained twat weasel Watford FC Kate Bush fan Trans ally GNU Pterry I know where my towel is

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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026
Go to your camera roll and search "boat" then post a picture of a boat you like.
My broter in laws narrowboat.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
@fenrisgames.com Out and about in that there London
Leia trans pride t shirt (cropped to cut out double chin)
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 13/10/2026
Thank fuck I'm out this Saturday and can't go to Vicarage Road
Half Time score
Cardiff 4 Watford 0
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026
Puts me in mind of book sellers (but with witches) Dodgy book dealers, dodgy dealings, powerful collectors.
Iain Sinclair
White Chappell Scarlet Tracings
The Dumas Club by Arturo Perez Reverte
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
Fat Pope says "y tho"
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek
TJ Hooker
Heather Locklear, James Darren and William Shatner
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
Famous I'm ready for my close up Mr DeMille scene but it says I'm ready for my covid jab Mr Gates

I'm off to have my flu and covis vaccines
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
What's a poster you had in your room growing up? (Can't find a non watermarked version)
Kate Bush
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
Discovered on today's dog walk (and it's next to a pub).
Red telephone box with a library inside it
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
Edna says No grav belts!
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
Every health care professional should be made to read this. It doesn't cover CFS but it still gives a flavour of the lived experience of living with a long term condition
Good Days. Bad Days. The self in chronic illness and time. Kathy Charmaz
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
Aragorn: Free League calls for money
Theoden: And Phil will answer
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026
Also a great sense of humour
Comment: I hate your presentation
Youtuber: Thanks, me too
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
Doc Cowie in a crown with the legend that is Andy Hemming
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026
The Old Ones play with our memories erasing the horrors of the past. And as memory fades we reminisce about the times gone by and begin to wish for their return.
Clippy says "I'm baaaack!"
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026
Did the Aldi shop this morning. First middle aisle win for a long time. My life is all rock and roll!
Hacksaw
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026
May the Kate be with you.
Kate Bush
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
Bloody love Ken Watanabe
Poster for the last samurai

At least the woman looking after tom cruise's character doesn't fall in the love with the barbarian and have sex with him - always a point in favour of the film
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026
Now watching the Man From U.N.C.L.E. co starring Herbert Lom and Telly Savalas. And also this car!
1966 AMT Pirhana
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026
This was very good, a Japanese remake of Clint Eastwood's Unforgiven. Had to get it via streaming from the Evil Empire (TM) as I couldn't find a reasonably priced DVD (except probable knock offs).
Movie poster for Yurusarezaru mono (Unforgiven) starring Ken Watanabe
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026
Mongoose 1st edition Vargr book
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 09/09/2026
Dune 3 tickets booked!
Movie poster for Dune 3 

2 figures in still suits face off against the background of a rising (or setting) sun
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
One of tge worst first half performances I've seen in years. Turned it around nicely in the second half.
Scoreboard Watfird 2 Preston 0
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 06/09/2026
Somebody bought Arteta a razor!
Mikel Arteta looking clean shaven as opposed to his usual stubble
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026
One for @k000.bsky.social Godzilla goes rarr!
Brightly lit arcade machine

Godzilla Kaiju Wars
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 04/09/2026
Having cleared my bookshelves of over 15 carrier bags of books* I felt the negative L space was dangerous. Here starts the restock! *charity shop
Some kind of hero. The remarkable story of the James Bond films. By Matthew Field and James Chowdhury
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 01/09/2026
@biomassart.bsky.social found it, premium colour print from 2020.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 29/08/2026
Appalling Ref Stupid own goal Chances not taken.
Scoreboard showing Watford 1 - West Ham 1
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 23/08/2026
I disagree, this is the most Traveller RPG TV series ever (and also Canadian)
Killjoys TV series
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 22/08/2026
Transphobe in ally's clothing. Block 'em on sight
Transgender World
@transgenderreport.com
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 22/08/2026
One you'd all expect and one from left field
Kate Bush The Whole StoryHot Chocolate
Their greatest hits
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 21/08/2026
Birmingham 1992. I really thought they'd refuse to show it for one person
As You Like It 1992
Set in London docklands
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 20/08/2026
Zero-G? Snub revolver FTW
Ammunition Types

Most snub pistol types use caseless ammunition. The bullet is propelled by a small amount of electrically-detonated low-temperature explosive; some models employ simple pressurized gas, stored inside the magazine.

Tranq rounds are commonly used by civilian shipboard security. However, dosage of each individual round needs to be rather low, because of possibility of an overdose, especially with traditional central nervous system depressants. More modern nanotech-based release systems do not suffer from this issue.
Gas rounds produce less effective radius than those of a shotgun or other major weapons, due to the small payload capacity of the gun.
HE and HEAP rounds are the standard military antipersonnel rounds. In some instances, HESH (High-Explosive Squash-Head) rounds are also used to inflict blunt trauma through heavy armor. Note that all explosive rounds are much more strictly controlled.
On higher tech levels, Electroshock rounds with a small superconducting capacitor firing a high-voltage shock through a pair of piercing needles may become available.
Regular ball ammunition is also available, however its performance is fairly poor (treat as a 5mm autopistol -1), so it is mostly used for practice.
Paintball or Marker rounds are often used for training and for entertainment purposes.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 19/08/2026
I wouldn't mock the dino, they can be sensitive
Dr Dinosaur from Atomic Robo shooting a machine gun
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 18/08/2026
I didn't get a CD player until 1990 but it was Hounds of Love (and Red Hot and Blue).
Kate Bush
Hounds of LoveRed hot and blue (1990), a compilation of Cole Porter songs by contemporary artists. It was recorded to create funds for AIDS charities
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 16/08/2026
And so the season begins
Watford FC scoreboard for Watford v Southampton
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 16/08/2026
Morning Womble This week I read There is no Antimemetics Division (as recommended by you). Absolutely loved it. I also read Marple, 12 new short stories (2 'missed' for me, otherwise very good). Now I'm reading The Cold War: A Military History by David Miller.
There is no antimemetics division by qntmMarple
12 short stories by modern authorsThe cold war, a military history by David Miller
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 14/08/2026
Postie has been! @handiworkgames.bsky.social
Cold city/Hot war slipcase and playpacks
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 13/08/2026
Bruce Banner 'I'm always angry' but it says
That's the secret
I always was
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 11/08/2026
Finished There is no Antimemetics Division by qntm earlier today. Absolutely brilliant. If you like the Laundry Files or The X Files this is definitely for you. Had me thinking about how to adapt it to The Fall of Delta Green
Front cover of there is no antimemetics division by qntm
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm ready for the eclipse
Spacesuit from Sunshine (2007)
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 08/08/2026
Second part of my Waterstones order has arrived. I have the audiobooks, radio plays, ebooks, TV series (and I even saw the play way back when) but I haven't had a physical copy for years.
The ultimate Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 07/08/2026
⬇️ Not got a scooby except maybe go out and touch grass more? I am definitely an ordinary primate though (and not just on BSky)
Spider diagram that I don't understand
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 06/08/2026
Someone paraphrasing Celeborn accepting Gimli after Gimli praises Galadriel

Celeborn "No dwarves in my forest"

Gimli "Your wife is hot"

Celeborn " This one dwarf with impeccable taste can stay"
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 04/08/2026
The dog that will almost certainly blunder across there soon and destroy the harmony
Close up the face of a large lurcher/staffie cross
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 04/08/2026
My wife just sent me this image from our garden
A robin stood on Buddha's head, seen through the branches of a willow and the leaves of an aquatic plant
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 01/08/2026
Zooms in on book spines
"Zoom and enhance" still from Bladerunner
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 31/07/2026
Just time for a quick bath then
Captain of the Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B in the bath
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 30/07/2026
Kate Bush is 68 today There will be a national day of worship.
Kate Bush photograph by Gered Mankowitz
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