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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
*stares appetizingly*
Alien Edgar in Men In Black (1997)
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
You wouldn’t date a person
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
us rn irl
“Innocent” bystanders, lookey-loos, and the rest of the peanut gallery gawk, stream, chortle, or indifferently disregard the absurdity unfolding before them.
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
A motley crew of red, white and blue. Take her back. #poetry
Take Her Back

You,
at the front,
in the streets,
brave and honorable,
defiantly
blowing the whistles:
I implore you,
wear those Stars and Stripes.
Whatever you can find.
A motley crew of red, white and blue
as you march down your streets,
and demonstrate
against corruption and tyranny.
Because those are yours.
And, the enemy should see
and the photos should show,
that what they aim to destroy
Is her.
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
This monster is out here sub-trolling via fashion, again? #RedactedEpsteinFilesCore
A google image search result of Melania Trump standing in a white dress accented with wide, initially horizontally zig-zagging black stripes eventually draping vertically. Uploaded: Jan. 21, 2025.
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
“Should America live or die? Let’s turn to our live audience now for a vote over the commercial break. We’ll be right back after these messages.”
Jerry Springer speaking to a camera with an audience in the background.
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Just scanning the list… cool cool cool
Screenshot of a portion of a list of the organizations being disbanded: 

(xi) Office of the Special Representative of the Secretary-General on Sexual Violence in Conflict;
(xii) Office of the Special Representative of the Secretary-General on Violence Against Children;
(xili) Peacebuilding Commission;
(xiv) Peacebuilding Fund;
(xV) Permanent Forum on People of African Descent;
(xvi) UN Alliance of Civilizations;
(xvii) UN Collaborative Programme on Reducing
Emissions from Deforestation and Forest Degradation in Developing Countries;
(xvili) UN Conference on Trade and Development;
(xix) UN Democracy Fund;
(XX) UN Energy;
(xxi) UN Entity for Gender Equality and the Empowerment of Women;
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
pfft
Search Full Epstein Library on justice.gov/epstein. Input: Bubba. Result: No results found. Please try a different search.
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Makes you think.
Picture of a post on threads by CNN: “Patriot Front, a White supremacist group, has been quietly building a 124-acre compound in the mountains of east Tennessee, where they train members and host fight clubs.” Article title reads: INSIDE THR WHITE SUPREMACIST COMPOUND HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
When you’re being mean to me, this who you’re being mean to:
A little girl wearing an alien T-shirt and alien sunglasses dancing indoors at her alien themed party of one, surrounded by inflatable blue and green aliens, an arch of balloons with an inflatable ufo centerpiece.
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
The yard isn’t enough! I want everyone who passes through our kitchen to know #InThisHouse #WeBelieve #LiveLaughLove
In this kitchen we believe:
Milk should be pasteurized.
Poultry should be cooked to an internal temperature of 165°.
“Ethnic” food is delicious.
Salt, fat, acid, and heat.
Wood cutting boards are for fruits and vegetables only.
Seasonings are the spice of life.
Don’t yuck another’s yum.
Cereal is part of a complete breakfast.
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
bitch trying to fire his employer 😂
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
“Because of the fact that Rosie O'Donnell is not in the best interests of our Great Country, I am giving serious consideration to taking away her Citizenship. She is a Threat to Humanity, and should remain in the wonderful Country of Ireland, if they want her. GOD BLESS AMERICA!”
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Pele is busy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG5z...
Kīlauea volcano in Hawaii spewing lava
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
“COVID. IS. STILL. HERE!” Don’t believe the lies. If you can be convinced to believe the big lie that it isn’t here and still a problem what chance do you have against all the rest?
Captain Picard of Star Trek: The Next Generation season 6, episode 11. He stares back at his captor as he is released from torture to declare, “there are four lights!” The captor was attempting to condition him to declare there were five lights when in fact there were four.
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Are they really selling the Resolute desk? Or is that a metaphor?
What looks to be a listing on a popular classifieds site with someone listing the Resolute Desk... for sale? The title reads "Antique Desk - VERY FAMOUS, VERY CLASSY, Best Offer - $750 (Black Lives Matter Plaza / Washington, DC)", includes a picture of the desk and has two paragraphs of text that follow:

“Folks, let me tell you, the Resolute Desk—absolutely incredible, one of the best desks, maybe the best desk, who knows? People say it’s historic, very old, came from a ship, the Resolute—fantastic name, by the way, very strong. Queen Victoria gave it to us—great gift, beautiful gift, but let’s be honest, we probably got the better end of the deal. It’s been in the Oval Office for years—Reagan, Kennedy, TRUMP. Very powerful people. Very powerful desk. Very respected. Solid wood, very classy, very expensive. They don’t make em like this anymore!
And now, folks, it can be yours. Some people say it’s priceless, but I think if you had the right buyer—maybe one of the Saudis, maybe Elon, who knows?—you could get huge numbers for it. But I’m offering an EXCLUSIVE deal, very limited time, for someone who truly understands history, who appreciates greatness. I don’t need to sell it, I could keep it, I could put it in one of my many, many properties, but I’m a very generous guy, and I’m giving someone the chance to own something truly special. Serious buyers only. No lowballers, I know what I have.”
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
In some alternate universe the Barbie movie is now illegal. To be honest I'm not sure our timeline is that far away, really.
A picture of a webpage that looks eerily similar to one run by the executive branch of a certain collapsing democratic republic announcing a presidential action titled "Protection of American Family Values and the Prohibition of Harmful Cultural Propaganda". The body of the text that follows starts, "The Barbie movie was absolutely terrible." I'm sure the text goes on but what an asshole.
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
We know.
A picture of a webpage that looks eerily similar to one run by the executive branch of a certain collapsing democratic republic with an old, angry white man wearing an equally distasteful suit and shit eating grin pointing to, I imagine, whoever or whatever he wants destroyed next. The caption below in huge white text reads: "AMERICA IS FUCKED"
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
#TrendForecasters
Airy Bryant and Bowen Yang from the “Trend Forecasters” skit stare directly into your soul accompanied by a speech bubble at the bottom implying the quoted post is quoting them.
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
“Save me from myself”
Goldmember from Austin Powers attempts to restrain himself
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I remember watching the @pbsnews.bsky.social livestream. It felt unreal watching Lisa DeJardin fleeing halls of congress. Took a screen cap. Felt important. Not sure how to feel today. Numb, I guess. Zero accountability. So many institutional failures. Or, choices? Failure is subjective. #Jan6
Screenshot of a the January 6, 2021 PBS NewsHour livestream of Lisa DeJardin wearing a respirator and and two other unknown individuals wearing a mask and PAPR or similar device, fleeing the halls of congress during a violent, pivotal moment on the path to overthrow the United States Federal Government.
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Got outside today.
Closeup of moss and lichen on a rock.
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Let the games begin. Keiki went wild the toppings because why not?
Homemade cookies cooling on a drying rack.
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Got lost in a field of lichen. Strange old world.
Pixie Cup or Reindeer Lichen growing on an old stump.
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Hey I support #TheResistance and all (obviously, fascism is trash) but my feeds are a firehouse. going to try and leverage this moderation feature for some self care. 😮‍💨
Muted words configuration in Bluesky including 1 day expiration muting words like gop, republican, democrat, trump and the like
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I couldn’t help myself. Here’s an updated version. This is fine. 🫠 #covid sucks. masks.work people. #maskup
A line chart illustrating possible trajectories for varying levels of action or inaction with respect to continued mass infections of the evolving virus known as Covid. The x axis is time and the y axis has “normal life” as the max value and “we’re screwed” as the minimum. There is a steady downward trend eventually entering the y min for current trajectory of “status quo, vacc. only + let it rip” with a midpoint on it labeled “we are here”. The worst trajectory trends downward more quickly is labeled “SuperMutant + let it rip”. All other trajectories are better than status quo starting “updated vaccs (for current variant) + mask forever” which only stays steady and trended neither up nor down. Slightly better but not reaching normal is “painful but necessary road to elimination”. The best trajectory that trends up and into y max or a return to “normal” is “game changing tech”.
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
My neighbors yard has that mycelial mana. 🍄
A group of iconic fly agaric (white trunk, shiny red cap with white spots) mushrooms growing in the grass.
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Tesla will soon be shipping the official Cyber Truck Driver kit including a one month supply of stimulants for the chest-mounted Cyber Vape, Cyber Blaster and Cyber Armor.
Some dumbass looking cop/soldier guy in a grey uniform, holding a gun, from a future where, presumably, fascism wins. Technically, a Post Atomic Horror Soldier from Star Trek The Next Generation: Encounter at Farpoint.
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
If the control works, and you are positive, then that is useful. If it’s negative it means almost nothing. This being good depends on your goals: symptomatic? Get a PCR as you’d want to kickoff paxlovid (or similar, if accessible) asap.
Chart visualizing covid test sensitivity or chances that each test will actually detect and show a positive result when asymptomatic. RAT is 28%, 2 RAT 48 hours apart 63%, Lucira 89%, 3EO 95%, Metrix 97%, PlusLife 98%
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
The best take here is you’ve “boosted” your immunity to that variant? Good news for that variant! The best way to not get it twice is to get it once? And, how many variants are in play at any given time again?
Stacked bar charts of sars-cov-2 sequences over time visualizing the evolving variability of covid variants detected in wastewater samples taken daily by Wastewaterscan
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
That’s my understanding, too. Their blog post headings say it all. I couldn’t debate legality but it’s fucked up and the business knows exactly how this will play out.
A screenshot of a blog post by Zoom.
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handle @virtuallyonline.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
The Zoom blog post this morning to settle worries only affirms mine: customers (administrators) consent. Participants only receive notice. You are most likely a participant. Your only recourse is to leave the meeting. Have fun at your next school/therapist/cybersex appointment!
Screenshot of zoom blog post a highlighting participant notification and quote, “we do not use audio, video or chat content for for training our models without customer consent.”
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