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Dave Hambleton

@virtualhammy.bsky.social
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My students call me experience … because I’m the best teacher. F*CK CANCER.

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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
“You’re Canadian! Why do you hate the Trump administration so much? He’s not your president! US politics don’t affect Canada!” Me: Ummm …
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
When the Tim Hortons employee accidentally gives you an extra smile cookie …
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
When my boss asks me to complete an anonymous survey on working conditions:
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
A live look at Donald Trump reinstalling America’s glass ceiling:
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
If the world needs anything today, it’s a better understanding of fascism and a little levity. LESSONS FROM CATS FOR SURVIVING FASCISM by @brittlestar.com provides both so … paws what you’re doing right meow and sink your claws into a copy. I have a feline you won’t regret it.
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I’m giving MobLand the greatest compliment I can give a show: If I’m watching an episode and my phone is in another room, I don’t miss it.
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Listening to Scott Moe like …
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
If our retirement life doesn’t resemble Liz and Derek in Shrinking, we don’t want it.
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
When the worst person in the room makes a valid point …
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
When my wife says where’s the chicken I asked you to thaw for supper …
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
If you love murder mysteries in the vein of KNIVES OUT and THE AFTERPARTY, you should check out THE RESIDENCE. So good.
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Me in the national security team group chat:
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Our city AND provincial champion!
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Our little Rocky:
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The cancer I thought I beat:
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
And for dessert …
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Interns when they have to teach in front of me for the first time:
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Thanks for the inspo. Wife’s gonna love this. 😂
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Me: *roughhousing with dog* Wife (yelling from another room): You better not be amping him up before bed or I’ll f***ing kill you! Me:
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Same!
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Introducing Rocky! I wanted to call him Sue after the Johnny Cash song so I could call him our good boy named Sue but had the veto dropped on me. 😂
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
“We now go live to the White House …” Me:
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
For my first NBA Friday Fit Check on @bsky.app, I thought I’d rock my Block or Charge shirt from the @rexchapman.bsky.social collection and “top” it off with a USA Basketball cap courtesy of @lexismickens.bsky.social! #NBASky #SkyHoop #FridayFitCheck
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The school newspaper when I return from my medical leave:
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Dude’s a fascist. How can you Nazi it?!?!
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
When my posts get no likes …
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Teachers returning from field trips:
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
We’re recalling and conscripting the Ryans as we speak.
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Giving Sims vibes.
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Me watching the shop teachers I invited over for a beer complete the project I told my wife I could handle easily:
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
What’s your fave from 40 years ago? 1985 …
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
MY 2024 RECAP:
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Teachers watching their spouses go back to work this week:
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
My mini-me is home for the holidays!
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Where’s the lie?
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Me and another dad gift shopping at 7-eleven at 3:00 AM on Christmas day:
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Me, looking through your Christmas playlist:
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Teachers in September vs teachers the day before Christmas vacation ...
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
When your granny stops putting cash in your Christmas card because you’re an adult now …
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
If you don’t use Canadian Tire money as a bookmark, are you even a Canadian history teacher?
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Oh, spiteful one, show me who to smite, and they shall be smoten.
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
The shirt I chose to ring the chemotherapy completion bell:
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Dave Hambleton @virtualhammy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
As you read Cormac McCarthy’s Blood Meridian …
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