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William the Mad

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Artist, Creator, and Heresiarch He/She/They/It|Gender is Hare 🐇|18+ Only! No minors!|My heart is taken~|DM to RP|Ave Humanitas 🇬🇧➡️🇨🇦 ♤ Amateur of Things ♤ Vicar of the Aftonite Church ♤ Wrote 'The Rabbit King' on AO3 ♤ ASAP: 'Heresiarchy', other follies

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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
They may not be on the list, but THEY ARE PART OF THE SAME ISSUE. Anything that works for Global Capital is NOT for the people, it's for the powerful. May their capitalist rag be wiped of all customers and left with the likes of other tabloid nonsense.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Pass it along! Let's see your PFP in its full-sized glory! ;}
My very outdated profile picture of Rivet Angels, my OC I made for a video essay that is neither quality nor substantial and has more childish outrage than anyone should ever witness.
They're a humanoid with unnaturally sharp cheekbones, ears, and pupils, with an almost mullet-esque hairstyle, and wearing my past-self's horrid approximation of a three-piece.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
MrClockWorks is one of my preferred ones :} www.youtube.com/channel/UCWH...
Clock, a cat-boy with black hair and round glasses, wearing a two-piece consisting of a brown waistcoat, a cream, pinstriped shirt, and a darker brown, slim tie. A golden pocket-watch hangs from his outer pocket, its chain emerging from the inner pocket of his waistcoat.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation. :}
Pero (or Pussty in this film) on a poster of the Polish version of Puss 'n Boots: Around The World in 80 Days. He is in a surreal and almost psychedelic watercolour style and his face has an almost unreadable expression with his mouth open and eyes wild, his arms swung wide as though declaring something important.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Why does it remind me of something...
The Dashcon Ball Pit.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Ah, so how I am in real life. 8} Jokes aside, I love this little gremlin and am very pleased with this outcome! ;》
Pokémon Database entry for Sableye, the 302nd Pokémon 8}
It is half-a-metre tall, weighs 11kg, and is a Dark-Ghost type.
Also, it's a little purple gremlin with gemstone eyes and the most shit-eating grin you will ever see! >:D
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Without the downloading of any new images, describe your gender. (Elaboration in Alt Text)
Pero (or Pussty in this film) and the random ladylove (Susannah) Toei decided to give him in the third film of the Puss 'n Boots franchise. 

My gender is that sort of fanciful elegance and style only found in cats in lavish outfits. Ostensibly, my gender is also of a masculine and feminine flavour. :3
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
This feels apt. :)
An altered version of the Cyberpunk 2077 logo which reads 'Workers of the world, unite!'. The main title is simply the first word and the rest is the subtitle.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
These actions, darling. Not to mention his lack of real pushback on the war on Iran, his lack of aid to Cuba, and the lack of an investigation into Stephen Harper's involvement in the Epstein Files. But yes, let's just call that trolling and believe he isn't just Mulroney in a Liberal skinsuit.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Mine's Russian, is that fine?
The Wikipedia page for Spanish Flu, reading 'Many alternative names are exonyms in the practice of making new infectious diseases seem foreign. This pattern was observed even before the 1889–1890 pandemic, also known as the 'Russian flu', when the Russians already called epidemic influenza the 'Chinese catarrh', the Germans called it the 'Russian pest', and the Italians called it the 'German disease'. These epithets were re-used in the 1918 pandemic, along with new ones.'
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
bsky.app/profile/tboy... More like justifiably having a giggle about those who attacked the Leap Manifesto, which @sphillipsab.bsky.social smeared, despite how it would shackle Big Oil and shutter nonsensical pipeline plans. And what's her alternative? Well, it was clearly not effective at all. :/
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
bsky.app/profile/tboy... Care for the full context, or are you just going to smear someone with an out-of-context clip to defend a centrist who supported pipelines? Also, how was the ANDP's track record for reining in Big Oil? Oh, that's right, Phillips was mediocre at best and loved Oil at worst.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Perhaps someone's being chewed à la Inferno? (My bet's on Jax, but that's obvious)
Dante Alighieri and Virgil, standing on the shores of Hell's frozen sea of Satan's tears, watching Satan chew Judas, Cassius, and Brutus.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I mean, considering what these places say, we don't enforce this one all too often. :[
List of 'Canadian' News Corporations owned by Postmedia:
National Post
The Ottawa Citizen
The Calgary Herald
The Toronto Sun
The Edmonton Journal
The Vancouver Sun
The Gazette
The Province
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Why do you seem so familiar..?
Pero (or Pussty in the English version) from Toei's 'Puss 'n Boots: Travels Around The World' (1976).
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Surprised Pikachu Face.
I'm just poking fun, don't worry TwT
I know Tuggoffelees is niche despite the whole 'everyone can at least sort of see it' bit xD
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Use this post as an excuse to post one of your favourite characters!
Timothy Timepiece, from Date Everything :3
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Tumblr post reading '🔊🔊 END STAGE DISCOURSE!! END STAGE DISCOURSE!! WE HAVE ARRIVED AT "FICTIONAL SEX IS COERCIVE BECAUSE CHARACTERS ARE BEING FORCED TO DO THINGS BY THE AUTHOR"!!!! 🔊🔊'
The notes are at 16.1K. (The post is by @roycohn, but that's not visible here)
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
(Credit to foxes-in-love@bsky.social)
A blue fox stares with seething hatred into a bonfire as he says 'SET IT ALL ON FIRE (underscored) AND SACRIFICE THEM ALL TO DEMONS (underscored).'
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Woodie Guthrie, holding his famous 'This Machine Kills Fascists' Guitar.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Here's the deleted post, people!
From @robertscotthorton.bsky.social
'JD Vance has ordered that Springfield, OH must be cleaned of its Haitian population and the operation to do so is now just one week away.'
The article screenshot beneath:
'As Springfield's 15,000 Haitians brace for deportations, local churches train to resist ICE
Springfield, Ohio (RNS) – Over a year since Donald Trump and JD Vance spread falsehoods about the city's migrants eating pets, Haitians' temporary protected status is set to run out Feb. 3.'
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
They take any moral objectors before they start the true 'culling'. No fascist of even half-a-wit wants to deal with people who look like their ideal but who tell them that their ideas are lies.
A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Nazi Concentration Camps. The highlighted section reads 'Eighty per cent of prisoners were members of the Communist Party of Germany and ten per cent members of the Social Democratic Party of Germany.'
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
So, brownshirts. I 'can't wait' for them to start adopting more policies of the NSDAP, like collusion with the rich and creating conspiracy theories about the illegality of their oppon- What do you mean they're already doing that?!
Surprised Pikachu Face. That's it. That's the joke. Everyone go home.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Why is my thesaurus a comrade? I'm not complaining, but this is very curious...
Examples of the word 'spur' in a sentence
'Fixing the housing market could also help spur consumption'
'The Pakistani bourgeoisie now wants to forge an alliance with India to spur capitalist economic development in Pakistan'
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
No new pictures! Where are you, mentally?
A shadow of a figure in a long coat with a tall, curling collar stretches across a dry road, the shadow of a stop-sign beside them. A gutter intersects with the shade's legs at an angle, plants sprouting from the cracks.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.
A pair of dismantled toilets and a removed bath-tub sit beside the pavement in the early minutes of the dawn.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
So, which one of you put disposable Eucharists in the Grape Juice shelf?
A one-serving cup of Communion Wafer & Bread on a package of Allen's Grape Cocktail juice boxes (the French Side)A one-serving cup of Communion Wafer & Bread on a package of President's Choice Concord Grape juice boxes
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Dear Satan, I hope this proves true. Here's to a better year and life!
The word 'Inspiring' in black text on a sea green to white gradient.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Me, apparently.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
A camper van, nearly stripped bare of all but its floor and one wall, and a boxy car, draped in a white sheet as though prepared for its funeral, both parked on someone's lawn across a rainy street, shrouded in darkness save for the dim light of a streetlamp.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
'So, does anyone else think the Muppets should have a backstory of being a free-love commune?' 'Mr Emily, how did you even-' '[Backstory Writing]>[Weird Implications in Many TV plots]>[We don't want to write anything weird into our show]>[Didn't those puppets resemble ex-hippies I knew?]>now'. Will:
The final frame of the 'Wheeze' comic as drawn by Tumblr user patientno7, satirising the absurdity of meme culture.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I don't know what else I expected.
'The Killer' in all-capital white text on a black background with blood splatters.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Idea:
A modern gilded brass monocle with gallery and prescription glass (about -6,00). Attached is a gold-plated chain. The monocle is 43 mm in diameter with a 10 mm gallery. Photographed in Tuntorp, Brastad, Lysekil Municipality, Sweden. (Source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Modern_gilded_brass_monocle_with_gallery_7.jpg )
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I should be shocked, but I really doubt I have much of that left for this. Also, too many of those twats are into HD2 despite the satirical aspect of the overwhelming patriotism (always count on them to miss satire), so I'd assume at least half that list is the HD2 OST. :/
The woman from the Rug Doctor advert, with the words 'The' and 'What?' superimposed on her face in two increasingly close-up frames of her face.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Well, this has some accurate statements, but what in Fleischer hell makes me an Otaku here?? (If you wonder as to why I hate inefficiency yet waste heaping portions of time? I have a Timmy in me that runs around and watches video essays when I'm meant to be doing things.)
Results for a 'My Season Core' test. Titled 'William Core', with the addendum 'Snowy Winter Core'.
The nine squares, from left to right and top to bottom, read:
'Master Planner'
'Zero Patience for Inefficiency'
'Sees Far Ahead'
'Bad at Expressing Emotions'
'Wastes Time on Useless Things'
'Ultimate Otaku'
'Strategises Everything'
'Pretends to Listen'
'Brutal Honesty'
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
A quote from the recently deceased Charles James Kirk. 'I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.' 
– Charles J Kirk, 2023 (1993-2025)
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
Dr Henry Miller from DSaF, also known as Dave Miller's father, and the worst parent since William Afton.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
It's not wrong, but I also ranked all the macaroni the same and hated both oysters. I think the dachshund and hamburgers tanked my 'lower class' ranking? I really don't like most 'fancy' foods :/
A 'Food Choice Test' result that reads 'Your food choices resemble those of the Upper-Middle Class (71.43%)'.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen an attractive, zonkable, white-furred bear in a UPA-esque style-
The white bear furry (Michael self-insert?) from FNaF Pizzeria Simulator, with tired spiralling eyes, head on his desk, and stacks of papers piled high on it.The bear furry from FNaF Pizzeria Simulator in the Insanity Ending, in a strait-waistcoat, laughing maniacally at his own joke about his recent lobotomy. 'LOBOTOMY? YOU BARELY KNOW ME!'Michael Afton's Fursona, reclining on his office chair, legs crossed, ignoring deadlines and a stack of work papers.The promotional corporate fursona from FNaF Pizzeria Simulator making it rain stacks of dollar bills, with cool sunglasses and a nonchalant look on his face.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I can take that >:}
In black, fully capitalised text on a white background:
'PUT THIS ON YOUR TIMELINE AND LET EVERYONE DESCRIBE YOU WITH ONE WORD.'
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
This is the response of everyone I've met that somehow found out I want to philander with this bloke.
A bust-shot of Springtrap.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Quote Post with your flags~
The Demi-Boy FlagThe Bisexual Flag
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Nitpick, I know, but alligator (more like GAY-tor am I ri-)
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I did, in fact, feel very impressive while making reference to a literature debate forever enshrined in a Tumblr post. ^w^
A Tumblr Post, reading:
clarenecessities - there's something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase 'hotly debated' in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one's like 'of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia' and another one just looks him in the eyes and says 'i'll kill you in real life, kevin'

crockpotcauldron, as an image - The Milton scholars screamed and argued about how the serpent was supposed to move before it crawled on its belly. Dr. Matthews, enraged that Dr. Goldstein could believe the serpent bounced around on the coiled end of its tail, flipped over the conference table. 'Satan is not a fucking pogo stick!' he howled.
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I know this isn't at all what you meant, but they're looking a little like the Muskehounds- (If Porthos was plushified, of course)
Athos, Aramis, and Porthos [Left to Right] the three Muskehounds from the show Dogtanian. Yes, they swapped Athos' and Porthos' names compared to the Dumas story for some reason, but we live with it. [Source: Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds]
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I have tried both and it is a pain to choose (I left the sketchbook with the squished-nose Springtrap at home-)
A photo of three figures in a sketchbook, all of them a variant of Springtrap. The above is a shaded head with hollow eyes, the centre is a playful-looking one with eyelashes and wearing a waistcoat and bow tie, and the bottom is an attempted fusion of Springtrap and Lady Dimitrescu.
(My Tumblr is outdated, as that was deleted last month, and I cannot get it back.)
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
When did you know? Fairy-tale animal-men and Tumblr Sexymen introduced me, but one rose above the rest to solidify me here
Springtrap
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William the Mad @virtualcouncil.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Lord Farquaad pointing with the text 'CARPAL TUNNEL'
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