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♍ Virgo enough said

@virgoneyez.bsky.social
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Before marriage you should first make them use a computer with a slow internet just to see who they really are!

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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Today I wanted to tell this lady why dont you intoduce your upper lip to your bottom lip and shut the fuck up....but I needed my job..
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
IN MY HOUSEHOLD THERE IS GOD 。* 。 ° 。 ° ˛˚˛ * _Π____*。*˚ ˚ ˛ •˛•˚ /________/~\。˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ | 田田 |門| • Dear Lord, you know I am not perfect and I fall short everyday of my life, but I want to take time out to say thank you for your mercy and grace. Amen !
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Customer"Look at my face, does it look like I care?" Me: "Well by looking at your face, God didn't care either....Get the hell on...Bastard 😂😂😂😂😂
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
How do you cut the ocean in half? With a sea-saw 🤣🤣🤣
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Who can smell this picture ?
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Right !
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
It's too late in the evening for your breath to be smelling like ear ring backs🤒😷😷
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Why was the drug dealer jealous of the prostitute? Because she could wash her crack and sell it again ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
The Bible said “Whoever finds a Virgo found a Good thing. 🤣🤣🤣
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I’m Sorry I Lied To You Martin, I Just Didn’t Wanna Go To Arizona! Now I See Why! 😂😂😂😂
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I didn't think I'll ever say this ... But I can't wait till it turns colder than Steve Harvey teeth 🥵🥵🥵
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I hate when people leave their bad breath behind after talking to me .. hey , come get this shit! 😳😳
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
My fake name is "Bobby".🤣🤣🤣 What's y'all ?
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Dru Hill: We were… Me : Fivvvvvvvvvvvvvvve Steps
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
My electric bill landed today looks like I got charged for the sunlight, moonlight, streetlight, the light of the holy spirit & the light at the end of the tunnel. 🙄🙄🙄
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Where they put Michael Jackson money at ? I’ll hold on to it 😂😂😂🤣🤣
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
When the "devil' can't reach you, he"ll send u a broke mf with good sex 😂😂😂
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Keep on playing with people ...you gonna find yourself getting shook up like an etch - n- sketch...!!🤣🤣🤣
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Most of us was raised right… Yall just did wrong on your own! 🤔🤔🤔
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
If a rich man is called a sugar daddy , what do you call a poor man ?🤔🤔🤔
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Well damn
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Awwww man 😔
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I’ll never forgive this wanch for not letting Miss Sophia enjoy her chirren for Christmas #thecolorpurple
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
U ever quit a job application halfway thru cuz they asking too much ? 🤔 #thankfulfor19years
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Keep on getting those Sugar Daddies.. Gone get u a sugar baby 👶 😂😂
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Let me get about a hundred of them
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Nobody leaves work quicker than a person who was late clocking in.🤦🏽‍♂️ Nobody!
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Forget a dinner date let's go sit in court listening to people’s cases 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Why are bluegill the hardest fish to catch when you actually need them for bait ? 😅 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I wonder what Coochie smell like back in the 1800s 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Listen to God with a broken heart. He is not only the doctor who mends it, but also the father who wipes away the tears. Heaven knows we need never be ashamed of our tears, for they are rain upon the blinding dust of earth, overlying our hard hearts. God, I thank you for Everything !!
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I am not yelling at you .
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Y'all better not be looking for long distance love with walking distance money 😔😔😔
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Women who are humble…. Stay Humble!! You wont know where you going until you know where you been! 😅😂🤣
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Women with big tiddies hug you and ask "How do you feel?" Ma'am , I'm about to nut . 😳😳
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Stomach sound like the intro to Rack City Bitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I call them delicious!
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
And did !
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
She could have made Craig something to eat too🤣
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
If u think the weather around here switches up fast, you should meet the people!
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Is it me or does the people with the least amount of teeth in their mouth speaks the most truth.?🤔
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I smell #Virgo season approaching🥰All Virgos Check in ‼️ #Sept16
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I ain’t gone flex … I think it’s way past time for us to get another Churches, hell I want a 2 piece and a pepper 🌶️
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
How black people look saying RIP to Hulk Hogan..😂
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
With this BRUTAL heat, y'all remember to drink lots of water & stay inside between the hours of 10 a.m. and Nov. 1
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Some of yall a lil too young to know bout these😂
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Why old women perfume last so damn long. Your granny left 45 mins ago and da room still smell like Red Door. 🤧
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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Them: Them mean ass Virgo’s up next 🤣🤣🤣 Me: And is !
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