♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Today I wanted to tell this lady why dont you intoduce your upper lip to your bottom lip and shut the fuck up....but I needed my job.. 028
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 04/09/2025IN MY HOUSEHOLD THERE IS GOD 。* 。 ° 。 ° ˛˚˛ * _Π____*。*˚ ˚ ˛ •˛•˚ /________/~\。˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ | 田田 |門| • Dear Lord, you know I am not perfect and I fall short everyday of my life, but I want to take time out to say thank you for your mercy and grace. Amen ! 010
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Customer"Look at my face, does it look like I care?" Me: "Well by looking at your face, God didn't care either....Get the hell on...Bastard 😂😂😂😂😂 000
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 04/09/2025How do you cut the ocean in half? With a sea-saw 🤣🤣🤣media.tenor.coma monkey wearing a pirate hat with a crossbones on itALT: a monkey wearing a pirate hat with a crossbones on it 011
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 02/09/2025It's too late in the evening for your breath to be smelling like ear ring backs🤒😷😷media.tenor.coma man wearing glasses and a suit is making a funny face and saying nopeALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit is making a funny face and saying nope 000
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Why was the drug dealer jealous of the prostitute? Because she could wash her crack and sell it again ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣media.tenor.coma monkey wearing a pirate hat with a crossbones on itALT: a monkey wearing a pirate hat with a crossbones on it 120
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 26/08/2025The Bible said “Whoever finds a Virgo found a Good thing. 🤣🤣🤣 010
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 26/08/2025I’m Sorry I Lied To You Martin, I Just Didn’t Wanna Go To Arizona! Now I See Why! 😂😂😂😂 021
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 24/08/2025I didn't think I'll ever say this ... But I can't wait till it turns colder than Steve Harvey teeth 🥵🥵🥵 010
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I hate when people leave their bad breath behind after talking to me .. hey , come get this shit! 😳😳 011
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 22/08/2025My fake name is "Bobby".🤣🤣🤣 What's y'all ? 000
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Dru Hill: We were… Me : Fivvvvvvvvvvvvvvve Steps 030
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 21/08/2025My electric bill landed today looks like I got charged for the sunlight, moonlight, streetlight, the light of the holy spirit & the light at the end of the tunnel. 🙄🙄🙄 021
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Where they put Michael Jackson money at ? I’ll hold on to it 😂😂😂🤣🤣 000
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 18/08/2025When the "devil' can't reach you, he"ll send u a broke mf with good sex 😂😂😂 030
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Keep on playing with people ...you gonna find yourself getting shook up like an etch - n- sketch...!!🤣🤣🤣 110
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Most of us was raised right… Yall just did wrong on your own! 🤔🤔🤔 010
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 14/08/2025If a rich man is called a sugar daddy , what do you call a poor man ?🤔🤔🤔 100
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 10/08/2025I’ll never forgive this wanch for not letting Miss Sophia enjoy her chirren for Christmas #thecolorpurple 020
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 10/08/2025U ever quit a job application halfway thru cuz they asking too much ? 🤔 #thankfulfor19years 020
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Keep on getting those Sugar Daddies.. Gone get u a sugar baby 👶 😂😂 050
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Nobody leaves work quicker than a person who was late clocking in.🤦🏽♂️ Nobody! 000
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Forget a dinner date let's go sit in court listening to people’s cases 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 120
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Why are bluegill the hardest fish to catch when you actually need them for bait ? 😅 🤔🤔🤔🤔 000
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 07/08/2025I wonder what Coochie smell like back in the 1800s 🤔🤔🤔🤔 000
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Listen to God with a broken heart. He is not only the doctor who mends it, but also the father who wipes away the tears. Heaven knows we need never be ashamed of our tears, for they are rain upon the blinding dust of earth, overlying our hard hearts. God, I thank you for Everything !! 020
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Y'all better not be looking for long distance love with walking distance money 😔😔😔 030
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Women who are humble…. Stay Humble!! You wont know where you going until you know where you been! 😅😂🤣 010
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Women with big tiddies hug you and ask "How do you feel?" Ma'am , I'm about to nut . 😳😳 000
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Stomach sound like the intro to Rack City Bitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣 010
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 27/07/2025She could have made Craig something to eat too🤣 010
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 26/07/2025If u think the weather around here switches up fast, you should meet the people! 010
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Is it me or does the people with the least amount of teeth in their mouth speaks the most truth.?🤔 000
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 25/07/2025I smell #Virgo season approaching🥰All Virgos Check in ‼️ #Sept16 120
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I ain’t gone flex … I think it’s way past time for us to get another Churches, hell I want a 2 piece and a pepper 🌶️ 120
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 24/07/2025How black people look saying RIP to Hulk Hogan..😂 0121
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 23/07/2025With this BRUTAL heat, y'all remember to drink lots of water & stay inside between the hours of 10 a.m. and Nov. 1 020
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Some of yall a lil too young to know bout these😂 161
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Why old women perfume last so damn long. Your granny left 45 mins ago and da room still smell like Red Door. 🤧 130
♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Them: Them mean ass Virgo’s up next 🤣🤣🤣 Me: And is ! 010