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Gordon Ashmore

@virginiaguy.bsky.social
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GenX refugee, rabble rouser, takes no shit. Three wolves. Cat daddy. Out-of-the-box thinker. Recovering contrarian. Baseball geek.

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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Who are we hunting down now?
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
No I don’t. I argued it. Know the difference.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The good news is apparently executions can be live-streamed. Elon’s time is coming. What a waste of space.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So the good news is evidently we can now livestream their executions.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not news at 11. Because that isn’t news!
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m old enough to remember when an American president spoke it meant something.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You think ridiculing people is an invitation to change their views?
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well, shit. Bari Weiss got her hooks into CBS Sunday Morning. Ted Koppel just did an extensive profile of … Steve Bannon.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I just saw a James Talarico ad on the Texas-Oklahoma football game and it was … not good. Although Paxton’s stupid daughter Maddie wasn’t persuasive, either. Pray for Texas, y’all.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump hates democracy and America
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey, at least the firing squads in 2029 can be live-streamed.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This would carry more impact said next month, you know. Talarico and El-Sayed haven’t won yet. I hope they do, but don’t get ahead of yourself…
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
These are fundamentally bad people whose parents failed them. I can’t wait for 2029 now that I know we can livestream executions.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kaitlin Collins? As in Tucker Carlson’s former stooge at the Daily Caller? That talentless cunt? Ew, no.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This actually isn’t helpful, dipshit.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Come on now, to be fair they did finally do away with the penny. That’s one good thing.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When this nightmare is over, there needs to be public, live-streamed executions of some people associated with the current corrupt and evil regime.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Give him a third term. If Trump tries to run again, nominate Obama.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All I know is it sets a useful precedent for convictions stemming from the Presidential Crimes Commission in ‘29.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And good news! They just set a precedent that firing squad executions should be televised! The Presidential Crimes Commission in 2029 is gonna be LIT.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Public and livestream executions sets a useful precedent for the forthcoming Presidential Crimes Commission anyway.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh honey. Bless your antisemitic heart. You fucking cunt.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I mean, one way to end terrorists is to eradicate their offspring
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who’s canceling him then
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah this was my reaction. The press should just boycott his briefings. Don’t fly with him. They can report the news without it. That would completely suck the oxygen out of the room. I say this as a former WH reporter.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am not even a college football fan but Lane Kiffin can slurp pungent, hairy donkey balls.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think that stupidity has demonstrated itself a few times. I wouldn’t be so dismissive. There are a lot of stupid and gullible people out there
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not to mention … a hell of a lot of them did NOT, in fact, survive.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This seems so on brand
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Like, they couldn’t even fake a video?
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I doubt very seriously that Kash Patel wants attention at this stage.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh FFS. It just means they don’t have two sources. Mitch released a statement today and a photo holding today’s newspaper. Unless you are going to suggest it is AI, stop being so astronomically stupid. That’s for MAGA.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham dead. Mitch maybe brain dead. Come on, Rule of Three. Do your thing.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham dies the day after meeting Zelenskyy. In Ukraine. Maybe it’s coincidence. But what if Putin got to him?
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Maybe it’s a coincidence but it’s sus that he died the day after meeting with Zelenskyy in Ukraine. What if Putin got to him?
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
100% on brand tho
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The belligerence of Trump people is the point. Punch them in the nose every time.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Hey. Only Haitians eat the pets. Or so I have been told.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I say let’s try it and find out.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Valid point
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
How will this lower the price of groceries and gasoline?
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I am surprised he could answer with Trump’s limp cock in his mouth.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
CBS Sunday Morning with Jane Pauley is still good for the soul. Maybe Bari isn’t aware yet that it exists?
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I realize belligerence is a default setting for members of this regime but that behavior in particular is consistent with an alcoholic abuser.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The GOP hates everything America stands for, even as its cult members wave the flag and yell about freedom.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Except this did start in the Biden administration. If nothing else, it gives Trump cover on this one…
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This is how LBJ handled mockery: www.snopes.com/fact-check/l...
snopes.com
FACT CHECK: Did President Lyndon B. Johnson Applaud the Smothers Brothers for Mocking Him?
A circulating meme asserted former President Lyndon B. Johnson sent a kind letter to the Smothers Brothers for their repeated mocking of him.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It’s funny that white people are tired of all this race talk already.
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
What a pussy
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Gordon Ashmore @virginiaguy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Oh, I get it, Dunning-Kruger. You’re one of those who are usually wrong but rarely in doubt. What’s peculiar is you believe your opinion is valid (because of course you do — it’s part of your character defect.)
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