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Violets Not Funny

@violetsnotfunny.bsky.social
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If you can’t laugh at yourself- laugh at others

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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
All about trial and error, right?
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I couldn't help myself 😂
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
What do you think about the wage gap?
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I mean, doesn't that make more sense? 💜
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Catchy shop name if you ask me 😜
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The real power house of the cell 🏆
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Would you finish mine? ❤️ #jokes #inmate #prisonerjokes #prisonercosplay #cosplay #costumefetish #blondes #pigtails #croptop
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Not someone snoozing on the job! 💤 #jokes #inmate #prisonerjokes #prisonercosplay #cosplay #costumefetish #blondes #pigtails #croptop
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
What do you think? 🏴‍☠️
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Don't you agree? 📱 #Prison #prisonerfantasy #humor #funnygirls #laugh #jokes #comedy #comedian
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Kind of a weird gift, but ok?
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's just the facts, I promise!
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Drop your favourite birthday jokes in the comments 👇🏻
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The post office job does have its perks! 😜
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
A real hard hand to deal with 🃏
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The teddy bear was just too stuffed 🧸🍰 #fyp #birthdaygirl #jokes #humor #comedian
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Are you a good bouy? 🛟🐶
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
RIP a legend though
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
How long can you hold your breathe?
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Lifeguard for hire 😜
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Shark attack vs hot lifeguard 🦈
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
They were being bad boys 🐘
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Do you need some saving too?
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I wonder why I forgot it 🤨 #cosplay #nerdygirls #gamergirls #falloutcosplay #scifi #blondes #curves
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I mean, am I wrong? 😅 #cosplay #nerdygirls #gamergirls #falloutcosplay #scifi #blondes #curves
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
What is your favourite type of movie? #humor #funny #nerdygirls #falloutcosplay #fallout4 #cosplay #blonde #jokes #comedy
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Not the end of the world 😅 #humor #funny #nerdygirls #falloutcosplay #fallout4 #cosplay #blonde #jokes #comedy
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
#humor #funny #nerdygirls #falloutcosplay #fallout4 #cosplay #blonde #jokes #comedy
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
What did the nuke say to the dynamite? 💣 #humor #funny #nerdygirls #falloutcosplay #fallout4 #cosplay #blonde #jokes #comedy
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The things Toxic media can do... #humor #funny #nerdygirls #falloutcosplay #fallout4 #cosplay #blonde #jokes #comedy
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Sorry Americans 😂
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Do you think I should ask for forgiveness?
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Why did the nurse go to Art school?
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I feel a little bad for this one 🙊
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The only job without auto correct 😜
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
You can totally tell that Wolverine is a Canadian character, written by an American, because his secret power is health care.
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Late one night, Han and Leia are hanging out getting a bit drunk.... when Leia starts bitching about never being able to understand Chewy. Han, fed up with Leia's attitude replied..... "look princess, there's nothing I can do about it, that's just the way the wookie mumbles"
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I used to confuse Star Wars with Star Trek. It was a Wookie mistake.
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Why do medical droids make the best Jedi? Because a Jedi must have patients!
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Although its great for getting out of trouble with bounty hunters Han's tendency to shoot first did not make Leia very happy.
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Why didn't Leia email Obi-Wan the Death-Star plans? The Jedi Code forbids attachments!
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
What made luke and leia Jedi’s? Because they were children of di-force!
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Why wasn't Princess Leia married before she met Han Solo? She was looking for love in Alderaan places..
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
As a child, I always thought of my dad as a superhero - The Invisible Man!
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Did you hear about the guy who dated Supergirl and Wonder Woman? Turns out, he was a heroine addict
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Why does Batman only wear dark colors? Easy. Batman doesn't want to get hit. Why does Robin only wear bright colors? Easy. Batman doesn't want to get hit.
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it. That’s Arkham’s Razor.
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If I saw a man in a suit, jump into a phone booth and then Superman jump out. I’d be like “Holy shit!” A fucking phone booth!
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
When people see Superman flying they always ask "Is it a bird? Is it a plane?" Why can't they recognise him? ! Because he's in d' skies !
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Violets Not Funny @violetsnotfunny.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The one thing I hate about superhero movies is how unrealistic they are, Like what are the chances that a billionaire would do anything to help ordinary people?
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