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sir, this is a dog's account. human: she/her.

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 21h
since matt hasn't done it yet here is the quilt my cool mom (not like other moms) made for his extra life raffle
big-ass hand-made legend of zelda themed quilt my cool mom made yes it is machine washable the back of the big-ass hand-made legend of zelda themed quilt my cool mom made
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
guys...*sigh* you know what, sure.
hungover barbie with a cigarette and coffee meme
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
having a normal one in pullman
a headline from the moscow-pullman daily news from september 27, 2026 that reads "WSU sees 28 people ejected at first home game of the season amid Fireball crackdown"'
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a white pekingese dog laying on a green velvet ottoman as the sun streams through the window behind him
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
meme that reads "girls, what's the smallest thing a man did that instantly gave you the ick?" with a reply reading "Watched the barber pump him up on the chair and it really effected me"
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i regret to inform you that, as a general rule, fred's proportions are such that traditional dog sweaters don't really fit him. HOWEVAH
a white pekingese dog wearing a turtleneck sweater. a white pekingese dog laying upside down and wearing a gray sweater
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
amazing concert, poster by an amazing local artist...i am speechless 🥲 i have maybe the best colleagues on the planet?
a concert poster from the mountain goats & the hold steady show in seattle yesterday. it's a stevie shao piece, with two red guitars in the bottom corners and a large stylized vase in the center in baby blue, mustard yellow, navy and red with a multicolored crab at the center. it has been signed by the musicians.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
go see independent films in the theater while they're there. i love boosters is amazing. you can see the big studio shit next week.
the theatrical poster for the 2026 boots riley film "i love boosters"
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
so relaxed after the spa the dog was only able to pose briefly before passing out
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail seated on a yellow velvet sofa. he is wearing a tie-dyed bandana.a white pekingese dog passed out on a pillow.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
a photo of fred's mom. she's a parti-colored pekingese with a white stripe down her face and a black and fawn mask
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
i love that i can just go to the beach whenever.
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow walking on a sandy trail. he is licking his nose. behind him is a beach, and beyond the beach is the puget sound d. the sky is bright blue. a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail seated on a sandy beach. he is looking up into the camera. he looks like he is smiling.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
finally, an ethical use for gen AI
Mariners reporter Angie Mentink asking AI for "good questions after a tough loss in baseball"
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
a fun thing about our apartment building is that now they make you solve a logic puzzle to use the elevator
a stupid sign on the elevator in our apartment building that reads "PLEASE USE ELEVATOR ON THE RIGHT. If the left side opens push the button to send it up or down and wait for the right side"
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
it is once again time to enjoy some driftwood on the beach
a white pekingese do with a rainbow tail laying on a sandy beach with a piece of driftwood between his paws. his fur is blowing in the breeze.a white pekingese do with a rainbow tail laying on a sandy beach with a piece of driftwood between his paws. his fur is blowing in the breeze.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
the wimd in his ears :)
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail in some grass, he is standing with his front paws on my leg and his licking his lil nose
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
time to shave down the house muppet for spring
before picture of a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail. he's shaggy, scruffy, a bit of a mess.and after picture of a white Pekingese dog with a rainbow tail. he is freshly groomed, smells great, and is wearing a pink and purple tie-dyed bandana.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
god i bet the dog's sleep quality is off the charts.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
took the dog to the beach and found a the biggest dead seal i have ever seen (not pictured, but gross and cool).
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail sitting on a rocky and sandy beach. behind him is the puget sound. the sky is gray. a white pekingese dog sitting on a rocky and sandy beach. behind him is the puget sound. the sky is gray.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
took the dog to the beach to find himself
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail sitting on a beach dotted with evergreen trees. in the distance is the puget sound. there's a mirror propped against one of the trees with the dog's reflection in it. a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail standing on a beach dotted with evergreen trees. in the distance is the puget sound. there's a mirror propped against one of the trees and the dog is facing it, looking at himself in the mirror.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
i think the thing i'll remember most about wuthering heights (2026) is the handerplace.
a white fireplace with a mantel made out of cast hands that extend up to the ceiling. a handerplace.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
just watched this idiot attempt to provoke a 185-lb great dane; like watching the smallest, angriest dude at the kegger try to pick a fight with a disinterested offensive lineman.
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail standing on a patio. he's about nine inches tall and aggressively non-threatening in appearance.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
a teen boy called fred the cutest dog he had ever seen today, immediately followed by a bro announcing "yoooo, that's a funny looking dog!" so all-around a good day at the beach
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail sitting on some sand on a windy beach. he is looking up into the camera. he is in fact both cute and funny-looking.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
the first couple weeks after a haircut the dog's coat feels like the softest lambswool, which i suppose is why i rolled over in bed this morning and reached down spend a little time scritching behind the ears of my shearling slippers.
a white pekingese dog laying upside down on a yellow velvet sofa, only the photo has been inverted so the dog looks right side up.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
anyway...time for spring training 🥲
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
interrupting the winter olympics for this important update: dog in a seahawks jersey
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail wearing a seahawks jersey. he is super cute.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
have started using the dog's instagram to spread the gospel
a white pekingese dog sitting on a greet velveteen ottoman next to two cans of cougar gold cheese and one can of smoky cheddar end cuts (iykyk)
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
obsessed with the AMC in pacific place, which makes you take the haunted emergency exit stairs to get to the top-level theaters
the AMC pacific place concrete emergency stairs, featuring unpainted drywalled walls, and which are for sure haunted.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
fred has finally noticed the dog photos on the wall of our local cocktail bar and desperately wants to square up 😤
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
i bought this on a whim and...huh. what a weird, sweet little film.
the cover of the bluray case for the movie boys go to jupiter. it's a CGI orange hanging on an animated orange tree with a little animated guy sitting on the orange. the movie title is below it in bubble letters
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
my shakespearean insult calendar coming in clutch today
my shakespearean insult of the day calendar for thursday, january 22 2026 which reads "he is deformed, crooked, old and sere, ill-faced, worse bodies, shapeless everywhere". it is a quote from the comedy of errors and also a great way to describe what donald trump looks like in the photo i'm QTing.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
apropos of nothing: dog fits perfectly in a j. crew shopping bag
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
the disco ball new year's eve hat is his second least-favorite hat
a white pekingese dog laying on a fuzzy aquamarine blanket on a yellow velvet couch. he is facing the camera and wearing a tiny silver party hat with a tiny disco ball on top of it
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
i think anyone who wants to should get the opportunity to be sent on a side quest by this dog, specifically.
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail posing on a piece of driftwood on a rocky beach. he is adorable. behind him is the puget sound and in the distance, the white-capped olympic mountains. the sky is blue and full of swirly white and gray clouds. a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail posing on a piece of driftwood on a rocky beach. his tongue is touching his nose in this one. behind him is the puget sound and in the distance, the white-capped olympic mountains. the sky is blue and full of swirly white and gray clouds.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
the ice cubes for their specialty negroni have lil wu tang W's in them
an ice cube in a cocktail with a stylized wu tang clan W in coconut cream frozen in the center
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
i love going to the expensive cocktail bar in my neighborhood because you never know if you'll get your drink in a normal cocktail glass or have to swallow your pride and drink out of a huge ceramic coconut
a photo of a giant ceramic coconut filled with a rum cocktail, which i now have to drink in front of all these people.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
update the owner of the french restaurant across the street has brought the dog fried duck skin for christmas
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
holiday spirit running aaallllll through his holiday potato body tbh
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail seated on a barstool. he is wearing a tiny decorated christmas tree on his head. a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail seated on a barstool with his paws on the bar. he is wearing a tiny decorated christmas tree on his head and his licking his own nose.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
work colleague "what are you doing?" me: "drawing little hockey masks on all the friday the 13ths on my work calendar for next year what does it -look- like i'm doing"
a crudely drawn hockey mask drawn onto friday, march 13 on my work calendar for next year
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
please enjoy a mildly unhinged holiday message from my aunt
a holiday card with blocky, stylized art depicting evergreen trees, a red deer wearing a scarf, and snowflakesthe inside of the card, which reads "I'm sending this darling deer card to уоu, because I know you are my relatives who will not lust to shoot him. Not that I'm not a meat eater. I guess you can love what you eat, right???
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
one of my cousins insists i'm missing out on some of the magic of the holidays because i don't have kids but like, no i'm not.
a white pekingese dog seated on a black granite bartop. he's wearing a tiny pair of reindeer antlers and a red necktie emblazoned with white snowflakes. above him the bar displays a giant chandelier decorated with holiday lights, which are reflected in the bar top. it's festive as hell.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
this story was so lovely and odd and humane. "in a place like this, no one who wants to belong is a stranger" my goodness what warm-hearted ode to community. thanks @gwillow.me
the cover of g. willow wilson and m. k. perker's wonderful 2025 graphic novel, the stoneshore register. in the foreground stands woman in a khaki jacket, red headscarf, and slacks standing in a dinghy in a bay. she is facing away, looking towards a small town in the background that is surrounded by forest and mountains. over the town looms a massive stone giant.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
wimdy at the beach
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail sitting on a sandy and pebbly beach. behind him is the puget sound and beyond that the sky is full of puffy gray and white clouds and blue sky. a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail on a sandy, pebbly beach. behind him is the puget sound and the sky is blue and full of gray and white puffy clouds. further beyond you can see the olympics.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
his stylist always give me him a necktie after his haircuts because he means BUSINESS
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail sitting under a pink christmas tree covered in white lights because he is a GIFT. the dog is freshly groomed and has short hair. he is wearing a tiny red necktie covered in white snowflakes.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
visit every dog-friendly bar and put dog on barstool (complete for +3 luck, +10xp, unlocks "steal")
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail sitting on a barstool next to matt oak, a man with long red hair and a beard. the dog is wearing a slice of pie on his heads the bar is festooned in multicolor christmas lights, the red walls covered with framed photos of customer's dogs.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
a white pekingese dog sitting on a barstool. he has a teeny-tiny hat shaped like a slice of pumpkin pie with a dollop of whipped cream on his head.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
my mom and her sister still go at it over gravygate 2023
a text from my mom reading: 
"I had a text argument last night with mabel over f'in turkey gravy. Homemade vs boughten. Its her hard way or the highway you know. I told her I was trying to keep it simple and yes you don't get any juices out of a smoked turkey so there you go like it or lump it l'm not the gourmet experience cook that her and mom and grandma were so just shut up sister. Besides, you don't criticize a meal that somebody else is preparing and you're invited to right?"
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
we went to a peke meetup yesterday and honestly, hell yeah, 10/10, would meet up for gremlinfest again.
three pekingese dogs on a sidewalk. at the front is a white peke with a rainbow tail looking into the camera. to his left is a white and brown piebald pekingese with a full fluffy coat. to the right is a brown peke with a black face and a big, fluffy rainbow tail.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
my mom got me this @nytimes.com recipe-a-day calendar for christmas last year and it sucks ass (all the recipes are terrible? one of them was just...how to reheat frozen store bought wontons?) but i have come to love how stupid it is, like this is just a recipe for leftovers lmao
a page from the 2025 NYT recipe-a-day calendar for "make-ahead mashed potatoes" which is literally just...how to make mashed potatoes and then reheat them? bitch that's LEFTOVERS.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
bring your potato to the beach day
a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail sitting on a sandy beach. he is looking up into the camera and smiling, his pink tongue sticking out showing his bottom teeth, of which he is missing two. he's fucking adorable, folks.
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
me to myself any time a science fiction movie introduces a cute lil alien guy: that's my dog :)
bud, the lil guy from predator: badlandsa closeup of my pekingese dog's face
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