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Ione Dhampir

@violetdhampirvt.bsky.social
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Night shift employee at Sunspout Cafe, getting paid in rent and coffee. They/them Boss and Best Friend: @sunspout.bsky.social Platonic Husband and PfP by: @Thanatos-vt.Bsky.social

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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sometimes I just wanna curl up and die because some jag off decided that it’d be really funny to drive down an avenue on wet pavement at 800mph and invade my lane. I dodged them, but slammed into a pothole and have a bent rim…
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Misuki 🐻 ENVtuber 3.0 @misukivt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🐻Weekly Schedule 🐻 Hi my cozy cubs! This week we'll be continuing Danganronpa with Ione @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social 🐻🦇 and also be streaming on Thursday too~ Hope to see you all then! I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend too ^^
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🌈miski🌦️ @miski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what could go wrong 🎵 fishin on the open sea? A spoopyfest design by me and @1000deaddraculas.bsky.social !
stormy ocean scene with lightning crashing next to a lighthouse that's being taken over by a kraken. an unaware cat in a boat with a fish in his mouth is also being taken over by said kraken #art #cats
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Misuki 🐻 ENVtuber 3.0 @misukivt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🐻Weekly Schedule 🐻 Hi my cozy cubs! I hope everyone had a great weekend~ This week we'll be playing more Danganronpa with Ione @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social and playing more Escape the Backrooms with Doc, sis and Tony! @asulinax02.bsky.social 😄😊 Hope to see you all then!
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Avery @bunalamode.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I still really like these drawings I did of mine and my bf’s previous terraria charas…😭 I miss drawing in this style…
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bones @tellingbone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
📢 EMOJI COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! tellingbonecomms.carrd.co request form will stay up until 9/15 while i wrap up the rest of my current queue 🤸 RTS appreciated!
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funay @ open for commission! @funayfunay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
hello everyone! i am opening another cms!on for August! You can see and fill in the Vgen or GDocs form below if you are interested, Thank you 🐣 (please ♻️+❤️ if you have the time, i'd really appreciate it 🥺 )
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So, I was told to swing by Monday. Yes? WELL, UPDATE: This office literally does NOT open on Mondays. They open on THURSDAYS, and ONLY THURSDAYS. GUESS WHO ONLY FOUND OUT AFTER DRIVING 40MINS ON A DEATHTRAP?
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Finally changed back to an actual pfp that wasn’t a meme. But the banner stays as a meme. Forever a meme.
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Only to then sound like a carnival barker. “OH. Hi. YES. HELLO?” *Deep salesmen voice* “Yes, how can I help you?” “YEAH, I, UH, I WASNT EXPECTING YOU GUYS TO PICK UP SO FAST.” Smooth, Dhampir, like a baby’s butt you were so smooth.
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Having an appointment with a VSO, and getting told that they couldn’t contact me 10 mins before our scheduled meeting time is crazy work. Crazier is: Calling another VSO, and they immediately answer as you’re putting the phone down. Becoming an anime character as I fumble with my phone (1/2)
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Practicing drawing, and I’m able to draw everything on an acceptable enough level… and then I get to drawing Hands. I think I might be AI, I can’t draw hands for shit, holy cow. Respect to the hand fetishists out there with your perfectly proportioned fingers.
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Day 10 of living with my father. Went grocery shopping with him to grab some Peanut Butter Powder, Diet Coke and Protein Bars. He got a call from a friend of his to come pick up his bike because it was repaired. This man has been arguing with the map app for the last 10mins… help.
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WigsyVT (Commissions Closed) @wigsy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
HAGATHON 2.0 In less than 2 weeks on June 24th, I will be doing my first REAL Subathon with the Timer and everything and my second Hagathon. I'll be debuting multiple new models throughout the Hagathon so you BETTER be there at 8 AM CST to see all the cute new Wigs AND Babies getting introduced.
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
At my young age, am I too late to become a scumbag guitar player?
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Beats me. This is the second time in the last 7 days that I’ve saved him for killing himself
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Lest I forget that I heard him using the AI On his phone for the diagram… when I showed my brother, an electrician, he said that the AI told him to connect power to the control lines… so fun.
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
He told me to plug in the cables after he fed them to the extension cord. The house is dark now.
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
He had exposed wires and everything, and I CAUGHT him just as he was about to plug the cables in. I ran to the powerline and disconnected it. He was telling me he knew what he was doing. Alright, sure.
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Day 7 of living at my father’s household. I was drawing and decided to take a walk around the house because it was silent. I look for him because he’s been… quiet, and it was weird. I notice the garage lights are on, so I walk out, and I find him working on a motor for a chainsaw.
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PS @pswallow.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
#ffxiv
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Was there ever a doubt?
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The wheels of justice like to go one bowel movement at a time
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Update on this situation: The poop vandal was captured. That is all.
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It’s a sonic game, the final boss is always terrible
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Generations is good though?
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Part of me feels like I should’ve finished Generations yesterday, but I didn’t wanna put myself through the final boss
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Couldn’t have done it without you
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
With the timer being done, and my moving, I’ll be taking a break. I’m hoping it’ll be short, but I’ll have to wait and see first. Thanks everyone, once again for coming to watch, and donating, and all the stuff that I can’t type because I’m emotionally stunted.
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
As of yesterday the Donothon’s timer has reached zero and we’ve met all our goals, and then an extra one I didn’t have the time to add to the graphic. I’m already in the process of taking apart my computer so I can’t do anything fancy.
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MyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 27/05/2026
A kind guy came home from work with a super timid stray dog . The pup had been living outside his job site and was extremely scared of people. They took him to the vet (no microchip found) and slowly helped him come out of his shell with love and patience. ❤️
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Diana Chan @thingsbydiana.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
🏳️‍⚧️ A fierce little commission for @sparveria.bsky.social !
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Oh boy, wasn’t ready to feel a new level of emotional damage from packing away toys.
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
A while ago, I remember reading a post about someone saying to “make sure you show a rescued dog the love they never got” and while, that’s clearly a ‘not all owners’ situation, it just keeps repeating in my head. I wonder why that is.
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VelvetVioletVT💜🥂 @velvetvioletvt.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Ohhh beloved Lia, cherished Lia. Go go gyaru beam. #MaidForLia
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I hate iPhone so much, dude. Like what do you mean my alarm is actually affected by the volume of the phone itself? So stupid.
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
She’s a 10, but she says Jim Crow era slurs when bouncing on it.
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
No, do this instead. Get him a Rogaine prescription. Make him no longer bald. And then shave his head.
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Ok, so, he finally sent me the document. When I open the document it’s an Excel sheet. Sure, why not. It wasn’t formatted. It was just lines, not an actual table. Why? Why? For what purpose? I wanna curl up and cry.
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Oh my god, it got stupider.
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
“You printed out the document. This is impossible.” “Do you need it in a bigger font?” “No, just send it to me via email, I’ll use my laptop to track it.” “Oh ok, so you want a bigger font?” I’m… I’m so glad I’m quitting this place.
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Let’s add to to it the fact that like, they’re not going to look at this shitty print out for the same FUCKING reason I’m bitching about it right now. So I called him later: “Can you give me the document?” “Why?” “What do you mean why?” “I already gave you the document.”
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
“Huh? What’s this?” “The inventory sheet.” “Excuse me?” He printed out 600 lines of numbers and words in Font size 6. All of it being put neatly in a table. Now, I don’t know if anyone of you has tried to follow a table along. But your vision gives out and doesn’t follow a straight line.
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
On this fine Sunday, I’ve assigned to do inventory for my lab. I don’t have a problem, makes the day go by smoother. As I’m waiting for me to receive the email with all part numbers they’re looking for that are missing my supervisor drops a stack of papers. “Here.” He says with a shit eating grin.
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Death Note Kira: Light Yagami's Maniacal Gaze
ALT: Death Note Kira: Light Yagami's Maniacal Gaze
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
But it was the toilet paper, and boogers, it’s kinda crazy… and very funny. I was sitting in the back with my cup of shitty coffee trying not to laugh.
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What a coincidence.
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
weeb
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Now, I’m just thinking about this one chip you can find in Cyberpunk, that a lady is telling the other engineers that even though they’re engineers they can clean up their own shit. Followed by a single thought: imagine being the forensic tech having to deal with the paper to do a DNA check. 3/3
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Ione Dhampir @violetdhampirvt.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
“I love working here. New facility, nice people. Everything. However. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but: guys, how come I’m picking up buttered toilet paper in the bathroom?” He then proceeded to tell everyone that they sent it to the lab to identify who dunnit. 2/3
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