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Vinnie Kielbasa

@vinniekielbasa.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm Vinnie The Kielbasa King and you probably know me from YouTube. Magic The Gathering content creator, comedian, enjoyer of onion-filled chocolate. YT Channel: www.youtube.com/@VinnieKielbasa location: Poland

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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
To those confused at how it works, it's not your creatures you're giving the +1/+1 to. It's your opponent's. When Morcant blights 1 you get an elf from Defenses and this allows the Denizen to put a +1/+1 counter on the blighted creature so it can be blighted again and again. #magicthegathering
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
What I remember as a kid was "hardcore Star Wars fans" hating on the Phantom Menace when Episode 1 came out. It wasn't just about Jar Jar. I liked the new Star Wars and didn't know where the dislike came from. It's a weird phenomenon of established fanbase disliking new things about their fandom.
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Here me out. A Magic: The Gathering set, where Teferi goes back in time again but messes things up and causes a butterfly effect. Something like Time Spiral, but in a cringy way. #magicthegathering #funny
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
You know these quotes way too well. lol #magicthegathering #mtg
edh mental gymnastics I just want to have fun proceeds to wipe the board and concede guys pretty please let me win nooo don't kill my commanderino ackchually winning is against the spirit of the format ler me roll the die to see who I attack
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Little known fact about Anakin is that he played mono blue and it was already obvious at that point that he's on the downward spiral to becoming a sith #magicthegathering #meme #funny
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Coolest cards that are no longer in Standard? I'd go with Phoenix Chick. The perfectly balanced card with so much going on. Especially with all the drama around "too fast, too damaging" early cast red aggro cards, this little guy proved to be the fairest one mana haste creature despite flying. #mtg
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Mulliganing 101 #magicthegathering
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Thoughtseize sure seems to get a lot of salt. No idea why. #magicthegathering
Player on the left says Nooo you can't just remove any nonland from my hand for only one Mana and 2 life nooo. Player on the right says Their hand is insane I am going to lose Magic: The Gathering funny meme
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
This is how I imagine the events that lead to the banning of Mana Crypt. #magicthegathering #funny
Know the work rules. Turn 1 signet. pass appropriate. Awww, you're sweet. Turn 1 signet. pass. inapropriate. Hello, human resources? Funny Magic: The Gathering meme about Sol Ring and Mana Crypt
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
That's a cool legendary creature you have there, it would suck if it went on vacation to Karakas. #magicthegathering #funny
Who would win? All of the Most Powerful beings in the MtG Arcana? The Capital City of Venezuela. Magic: The Gathering funny meme
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Sorry, babe. #magicthegathering #funny
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Sweet creature, buddy. It would suck if it turned into a 3/3 elk. #funny #magicthegathering
You're talking mad shit for a target artifact or creature. Magic: The Gathering Oko meme funny
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
It does sound a lot like "leader", though. #magicthegathering #theoffice
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
What's next, you gonna start playing mono blue, Bobby? #magicthegathering
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
It's supposed to be a fun deck, not a good deck. Am I right? #magicthegathering #cats #meme
How much money dave you spent on your deck? 600 dollars So it's a good deck? kitten cries to the microphone funny cat meme about Magic: The Gathering
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Them artworks are 22 years apart. #magicthegathering
Tinder profile pic when you meet Magic: The Gathering meme
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Have you seen a foil ping pong table yet? #magicthegathering #funny
Pringled curled ping pong table tennis table that's a joke about how Magic: The Gathering foils tend to get pringled.
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Here's a deep thought. #funny #meme #dinosaurs
Dinosaurs become dinosaur bones, they become fossil fuel, it becomes petroleum, it becomes polypropylene plastic, it becomes plastic dinosaurs. Couple lying in bed. I bet he's thinking about other girls, says the lady. Plastic dinosaurs are real dinosaurs says the guy.
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Words of wisdom. #dogs #animals
Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong.
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
You looked. #magicthegathering
Gotem Magic: The Gathering meme funny got'em
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Enjoy your free land, Mr. Bond. Perhaps you even get to play it before you lose. #magicthegathering
Jund? A poor choice, Mr. Bond. I cast Goblin Guide and swing for two. Magic: The Gathering meme James Bond.
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Blue players. #magicthegathering
Toad, it would be great if I could cast some spells Frog Exlcaimed. Frog, you are casting spells, I'm just not letting them resolve Toad replied Frog
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
This is peak casual commander, though. Todd simply can't lose with dignity. #magicthegathering #funny
When you were casting Rampant Growth I set up my Artifact Mana. When you were having premarital Cultivates I applied pressure. When you wasted your turns on ramp spells in pursuit of more mana I put an Armageddon on the stack. And now that the world is on fire and goblin tokens are swinging in you have the audacity to tell me my deck isn't fun for a casual commander game Todd, Magic: The Gathering meme
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Group hug players in Commander, am I right? #magicthegathering
but I gave you 2 lands 10 turns ago cat in boots Magic: The Gathering meme funny
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
German-Italian fusion quisine presents: beer spaghetti #food
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Shirtless cowboys set had peak gameplay, too. #magicthegathering
I like Magic for the gameplay Magic: The Gathering meme joke
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
In case new Magic players didn't know. #magicthegathering
Anatomy of a Magic Card name rank and serial number blue man he is  a little man trapped inside the magic card you must save him preferred pronouns typo essay you must grade it in terms of conciseness and informativeness rating tells you how good the card is 2 out of 3 is ok Magic: The Gathering joke funny meme
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Relationship goals
Me making out with girlfriend on the couch her you wanna take this to the bedroom me aight I'll grab this end you get the other
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Remember this Basri meme froma few years ago? Basri Ket is back and one of the protagonists in the story for the upcoming Magic: The Gathering set Aetherdrift. #magicthegathering
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
"Without my friends, I'm just a guy who likes dinosaurs. With them, I'm a guy who likes dinosaurs, and people tolerate it." - Ross Geller
Did you survive? Yes. What did it cost? Everything. Chicken dinosaur funny meme. Guardians of the galaxy format with T-rex
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Quite often, actually
Have you ever read a comment that made you click on the person's profile just to see if they look as stupid as they sound? meme funny
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Member watching Cartoon Network on a friday evening waiting for WCW Nitro? Good times. #nostalgia
I'm this old nostalgia meme nes nintendo couch old tv fashion Ghostbusters animated series
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
When I talk about Magic: The Gathering
A subject I'm interested in Me Anyone who will listen coffee poured into a cup on a table meme funny humor joke
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
You win this time, Team Rocket. #pokemon #funny #meat
Chorizo picante hot 100% natural de zamora chorizard Pokemon funny pic
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
#meme
Tired of looking at bad screen Can't wait to get home and look at good screen
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Also, fun fact: foils are a little bit thicker than regular cards (due to the extra foil layer) which does stack up from 100 cards, which can lead to a full blinged out all foils and double sleeved deck not fitting into your favorite deckbox. #magicthegathering
Me: yeah, I have foild out my entire Commander deck! my deck: pringled foil cards joke meme Magic: The Gathering
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Ha ha. Salty opponents, right? #magicthegathering
My opponent getting their last land Vindicated. Me, an empath, feeling like my opponent might be upset. Magic: The Gathering meme
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
How about you, did you notice the frogs on their heads?
Magic The Gathering frogs meme the Rock
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
This is a valid strategy. Don't judge. #magicthegathering
When your opponent is trying to burn you out but you have food tokens Magic: The gathering meme Danny DeVito
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Must be in the top 3 best Magic: The Gathering ninjas. #magicthegathering
how do you do fellow ninjas ninjutsu Emrakul Magic: The Gathering meme funny joke about playing in the Eldrazi as a ninja mechanic
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Still relevant in 2025. #magicthegathering
card draw counterspells graveyard stuff killing creatures burm ramp big creatures that one heliod combo Magic: The Gathering color chart meme
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Too relatable. #magicthegathering
What's your favourite colour? 4 year olds Magic players. Magic: The Gathering meme
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
What if they sounded like chicken? #deepthoughts
Someone made up dinosaur noises without ever hearing them. Lisa from the Simpsons if front of live audience meme, funny showerthoughts
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Pickup lines in space. Oh, the potential. Anything with "Uranus" is too easy, though. #meme #astronomy #space
Pickup lines in space. Have you ever been in a black hole?
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Words of wisdom.
It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled quote by Mark Twain
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
The OG, Throne of Eldraine Oko, that is. #magicthegathering
I'm Casting Oko, Magic: The Gathering funny meme
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Check mate, Aragorn. #lotr
When last I looked, Theoden, not Aragorn, was king of Rohan. And when was that? Earlier that day, king of Rohan not king of Rohan. pictures of Theoden and Aragorn. Lord of the Rings funny meme
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Don't forget Force of Will. #magicthegathering #mtg
Blue EDH players putting Brainstorm, Counterspell, Cyclonic Rift and Rhystic Study in all of their decks. Magic: The Gathering commander player joke meme
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
It's funny until you realize that you have a friend like that. #meme
When your beardless friend is in the bathroom and you hear your electric razor turned on. Tom and Jerry meme cat holding a newspaper funny
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Vinnie Kielbasa @vinniekielbasa.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Davriel lore is so underrated. #magicthegathering #mtg
Davriel is a planeswalker from Magic: The Gathering. This is a funny meme about his background story.
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