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Agitated in Xenon, nightly.

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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fuck yeah, coming to steal everyone’s lunch money and give out dead arms/Chinese burns…
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
simpler, more innocent, times: (they really did five blades) theonion.com/fuck-everyth...
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Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades
Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we...
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
alarmed that there are this many books on fucking and I have read none of them : /
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
working through a flyblown found-objecty OUP collection of science fiction shorts (roughly 1900-1990). Early phase: BATHE IN/DRINK RADIUM! Middle: OMG we’re all dead from nuclear. Later: Earth is overcrowded.
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John Pontoon, dissident revenant @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is gonna ruin the plot point where they shave Aslan’s balls.
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bonus content
creative groutingwhy use a screwdrive wh~~ oh fuckit just hammer it … DONE
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am 6’ 3” and wondering what arrangement of knees will work here #visitkefalonia
a view of a narrow brown tiled corridor where a toilet pan has been parked at a jaunty angle.
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
great yeh sure but jus’ quickly what the FUCK?
a thing I have no fucking idea what, but the eye follows you and now you are cursed
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Time machine and LiveJournal (before the Russian money).
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
books eh, bloody hell.
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
guzzled down Scarlett Thomas’ The End of Mister Y (again) and (again) I musta been going through some intense shit back when I read it the first time because it is not the thing I remembered.
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SK @sk-76.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pete Caputo: Bartender, Psychoanalyst, Painter
Scan of newspaper article with the headline Can't Afford Psychoanalyst? Local Bartender May Fill In. A photograph shows a bartender in a wheelchair and two customers sitting at the bar.
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Platanos.
view of the sea from a balcony with drinks *hic*
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
turtles hatched overnight, on their way to the sea…
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
heavy rain through the night, so I can’t (well, could, but probably shouldn’t) go in the sea, so DEATH HIKE it is!
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
”some Westlife shit” ❤️
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’d read Austerlitz, which is with me on this trip for another go. I am looking forward to seeing what hits with 60 y/o me. (re-read of Antal Szerb’s Journey by Moonlight a couple of days ago was: “oh he’s VERY good at this”).
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of herring, no whales (deleted in a late night panic all because I did Sebald with a ‘y’ and I can’t live in that world)
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
PUMP IT UP!
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Finally.
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
earth tremors in the Ionian Sea would be FINE if I were not also dining at the edge of the Ionian Sea. otoh I was trapped in a cul-de-sac of talking about ex-girlfriends I have known; basic error > come friendly earthquakes I guess
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
w0ke aNd gLoBaL waRmInG m8
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
that should do it:
generic somewhere on the Med photo. Grass, sun lounger (Germans not shown), foliage and The Great Green stretching away to the horizon.
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
packing to flee London before this guy and his mates get airborne
a seed cluster from a London Plane tree
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Haha, no, but I’ll take it.
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
CORRECTION: HOLY SMOKES
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
(on holiday yet logged in to work, a tale as old as time)
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
First they came for me but IDGAF BAEB so whatever yeh
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Ben Sears @bensears.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🦀🔨
Crab with a hammer chasing a guy
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Meetings with #straya since 06:30 and feeling v e r y crashy now.
a 3d rendering of a CAFFEINE molecule - black, blue, red and white balls joined by grey sticks.
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
y’know I kinda enjoyed the whole pain of making a USB booter for that ancient Mac Pro. Not the trip to Currys for a USB 2.0 memory stick so much, but it has reminded me to keep on top of that stuff a bit more. Yes.
scene is a Victorian-era parlour, where a dapper beardsman in topper, waistcoat, morning coat &c fidgets with a 32Gb memory stick WHY IT’S GEORGE SANDERS (playing the definitive Lord Henry Wotton in 1945’s The Picture of Dorian Gray).
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(L) Northern Line minutes (R) Mac OS X installer minutes
the old arms meme but I am too lazy to meme it up, guyeeee
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“About 23 minutes” harhar
a Mac OS X installer screen from ~20 years ago.
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When I visited my son in 2018, that ol’ cliche of order and civility permeating everything absolutely did for me. Came back to the mess and chaos of Holloway and AAARRGH.
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
yeah YEAH also:: Coffee Boss dispensers everywhere, pls Sir Sadiq.
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lovely! I used to drink HSB in The Queens Head just by that corner.
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think the Max Headroom folk were there too.
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
repeated rounds of redundancies seems to be a constant in FE/HE. It’s a depressing state of affairs.
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
(w h a t h a p p e n e d ?)
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
whoa! That’s made my day : ) I think glass, metals, textiles &c were the school’s strengths back in th‘eighties (actually, film/animation was pretty good?). Painting was a backwater (we got lucky with Stephen Farthing as HoP while I was there).
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah, bit of a User Error that one, but I was young and idiotic.
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I never had any interest in computers until I barged some time in the computer room at St Martins SoA on Long Acre. They had Macs and a PostScript laser printer and suddenly text + image were a thing *I* could generate. I went back to my painting cubicle at WSCAD and pondered this, long.
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Date yourself with a snap of your first ever compu~ OMG I AM 60 (this thing, otoh, is 40 years old and still boots, yessiree)
a Macintosh 512ke looms over us in all its chunky beige plastic glory - a blue floppy disk (for booting it) is stuck in the floppy drive
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Back up before ship out *sniffle*
a close up of some obsolete tech: Apple Studio Display (L) and a Mac Pro (R).
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I saw a Rose Chafer in the Holloway Rd yesterday.
an iridescent beetle (green/red flip paintwork) on a concrete paving slab.
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
DAMN. Missed out ‘Labour’ in the MP line. Crucial detail. DAMN.
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Al Carns His neck is wider than his head Al Carns Four times he was (almost) dead Al Carns He became Selly Oak MP in 2024 Al Carns Even though he always voted Tory before Source: Wikipedia (TIL I share a birthday with Al Carns).
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richard mortimer @richardmortimer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#MaintenanceHoleMonday Cambridge #aofoto
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
been watching a show on HBO called ‘Succession’. Check it out. Sound of the Summer.
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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
wither MARFY CAHNT ?
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