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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

[AI slop rant] While I don't consider machine learning the literal facism or anything and I don't care if a local service made a shitty flyer with chatgpt instead of mspaint, I am really not happy about student notebooks being made with this slop. Imagine being […] [Original post on retro.pizza]

an obvious A.I. notebook cover that says "good vibes only" over a generic picture of a room

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

Good thing I didn't have Lego Technic as a kid, these gears would probably cause me premature puberty

Lego technic bush plane set 42198, early assembly phase, on my bed

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

Playing that Starfinder game Demo on Steam and the loading screen has something that's just good life advice in general

Hackin' is the tool of the tenacious. Never let a machine tell you what you can or can't do!

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026

This is how you sell a slightly used used 15 meter leash. It sold within a few hours. #dogsOfMastodon

dog sitting and looking at me in the middle of a spiral made from an extremely long leash

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026

it was hot outside so I stayed home playing flight simulator

fs2020 screenshot, flying in DHC-2 Beaver along Croatian coast near the city of Zaton, seeing the simulated eclipse sunset

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026

Used lego technics, I hope it has all the parts... It should

lego technic Grave Digger, a little off-road vehicle being assembled on a kitchen table

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026

I decided to splurge on professional grooming this year and wow he so fuzzy and smells amazing! #dogsOfMastodon

smiling for the camera all clean and fluffy

looking up at a dog biscuit (not pictured)

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026

My bathroom is getting fixed so I temporarily live in the basement and fuck that so I'm looking into backyard glamping options #dogsOfMastodon

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026

we went to buy bubbly water in the store at the corner but we got bored and decided to lie down in the park before returning home 100 meters from here

lying down in the grass, took a picture of my foot, behind that is my dog munching on a rubber ball and behind him is a small crate with glass bottles tied to a small cart and my bag and on top there's a hat. It all looks chill af

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 26/05/2026

@echo this looks amazing but also I can't stop looking at the youtuber's hoodie, wow!

It's a very cyberpunk black hoodie that has green PCB patterns mostly on shoulders and wrists, but they escape containment a bit

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 06/04/2026

dos 6.22, windows 3.1, office 4, norton commander, 4dos, arj, sound blaster is rumming... It's amazing how much I just use stuff by reflex from arj x -v -y to shift+del/shift+insert in edit.exe What am I missing besides games? I don't need games, I can do games in dosbox, this is a serious VM

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 22/03/2026

I first thought this was a statue of a giant moth or something, not a discarded plant #dogsOfMastodon

dog next to someone's uprooted plant. some sort of palm maybe? it has leaves as if it's a moth with multiple wings

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2026

Was this worth 2€, a few screws and some electrical tape? I'd say it was.

Metal sign that says "WARNING, NO STUPID PEOPLE BEYOND THIS POINT" but the "NO" was crossed out with a bunch of electrical tape.

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 26/02/2026

Twitch just closed the vote to cease age verification with an explanation that sounds like a comic book villain badly lying. Parody is dead. twitch.uservoice.com/forums/924712-…

+ Twitch Staff (Admin, Twitch) responded Feb 25,2026

We appreciate your concern here. We use a number of tools to verify a
person's identity when processing payments to them. To be clear, this is
different from age verification, and we don't use Persona for that.

Only a small number of Affiliates go through Persona, representing a small
percentage, single digit. Persona is just one of a wider list of tools, and we
use it very infrequently. This has been the case for years.

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 07/02/2026

step one: Use uber free ride step two: wait about a decade step three I guess get another free ride?

Ubar sent me an email: Your account and data will be deleted in 30 days. It's been a long tiem since you've taken a ride etc etc...

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 06/02/2026

Cultish: the Language of Fanaticism is a very fun and smart book but so obviously written around 2020 that I feel as if nobody will understand it in a decade or two, which is very ironic considering it's a book about language

old kindle says "Part 4: Do You Wanna Be A #bossBabe?"

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 24/01/2026

I went to take a picture of my R36S portable emulator and Glen found himself in the frame, now it looks like a dog is reviewing a gadget #dogsofmastodon

Left is R36S, right is Glen the dog with a side eye. Behind is a very messy room, nobody should look at the background.

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2026

Hello sinus inflamation two days before a business trip my old friend

fake kettle that is actually a box for green tea, some cookie ad on a large cup and that little sex toy looking little green thing you push up your nose to breathe extremely minty air

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 13/12/2025

So we went to one of the famous Croatian 1920s mafia style #LARP games Famiglia Bonifacio. I played a famous singers and got killed for being too nisy. Glen was also nosy but nobody had anything against him. IDK why #dogsOfMastodon #dogsOfFedi

black curly dog with a novelty cravat for a dog

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 25/11/2025

Phones don't have windows and they're doing pretty well. Do we really need them on our computers? I know everything I'm saying looks like a step backward because windows always look cool on promo materials for operating systems but right now I feel as if they […] [Original post on retro.pizza]

Screenshot from "Windows Chicago Beta" apparently taken in 1993

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 03/11/2025

Someone threw away a perfectly good old winXp laptop. I found it in a bunch of dumped furniture still wet from last nights rain. It works great.

old hp laptop installing linux mint xfce

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2025

[stupid photo of trump] It's a normal photo, I don't know why I'm laughing at this so much

trump talking with arms spread and american flag behind him but it's taken with a weird lens so his hands look hip hop big and his face looks like he gonna say China and the flag looks like it's sticking out of his head

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2025

I like when Civilization is silly like do you want to invent nuclear fission, plastics or chemistry? #videogames

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2025

When you're trying to rest even though you still have work to do #DogsoOfMastodon

closeup of a dog lying down but with eyes open and a slightly worried look

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2025

There was extra room on a page for laminating so I added some Wargroove flat minis of Floran variety because why not. #ttrpg #videogames

a bunch of little green pixel art army units on stands for flat miniatures, ready for an rpg or a wargame. Maybe even for infiltrating a board game

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2025

Do you get the feeling that you're being watched from up close like a centimeter from your face? #dogsOfMastodon

a dog looking at you over a pillow, his snout is freakishly close to the camera

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2025

Glen wants to be in the back yard but at the same time beg for food

black dog lying at the bottom of porch stairs, resting his head on the first stair

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2025

My KBBTYRONE CABLE KING has arrived IN PARTS, I have to assemble it from scratch and this is the best thing that happened to me with cheap knockoffs of anything, I'm so happy, this is gonna be so much fun!!!!! #transformers #robotMeetsTheEye

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:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ @viktortheboar.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2025

@Printdevil never heard of the term before... is this something sexual?

first google result: Milispec international - specialized lubricants...

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