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Vikki Patis

@vikkipatis.bsky.social
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Author of queer dark novels, aka Victoria Hawthorne. Non-practicing English person living in Scotland. Owned by golden retrievers. Views mine. she/her linktr.ee/vikkipatis

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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
We said goodbye to Mr Nala today. 17 years, 5 houses, 2 dogs, a lifetime of memories. He really was the best cat in the world. 🖤
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
England might be a sea of blue, but Scotland has said no to fascists. Onwards to independence! 🥳
The Scottish election results
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
England, you stupid fucking bastards. Will you never learn?
The 2026 election results in England showing a huge Reform gain
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I may be 6 days post-op but the bigots will always vote, so I just popped down to the polling station to try keep Reform out. I couldn't handle taking the dogs, so here's the last time Vixen & Ivy came along with us. #DogsAtPollingStations
A polling station Two golden retrievers sitting outside a polling station
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Another month, another load of cracking reads 📚
@vpatis's April 2026 Reads
SHIFT
YESTERYEAR
BEST OFFER WINS
HOME SICK
DEATH VALLEY
THE EMPLOYEES 
HE'S THE DEVIL 
RING SHOUT
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A moment for the yellow spine 😍
A bookshelf showing books by Vikki Patis/Victoria Hawthorne
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
My author copies have arrived! Isn't she stunning?
A paperback of GIRL, LOST by Vikki Patis on a shelf
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
March 📚 Loads of bangers, loved them all tbh
@vpatis's March 2026 reads:
Some Body Like Me
There Is No Antiemetics Division
The Wives of Herrick Hall
We Had To Remove This Post
Several People Are Typing
The Diverging Lives of Bethany Raven 
Helpmeet 
Trad Wife
The Husbands
Japanese Gothic
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Girl, Lost is back and better than ever! A bestseller in 2020, this is a brand new edition coming on 30th March. Perfect for fans of Ask For Andrea and The Night She Disappeared. Some secrets don't stay buried... amzn.to/4d3BHNY
The book cover for GIRL, LOST by Vikki Patis
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
February was a month for mood reading. Some bangers, though Monstrilio wasn't quite what I was expecting, and there were too many Harry Potter jumpscares in Hidden Pictures for my liking.
Vpatis's February 2026 reads:
WOOL
MONSTRILO
THE STARVING SAINTS
FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC 
THE ECHOES
HIDDEN PICTURES
THE FIRST GIRL
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Me every time I read the news
Pearl smiling and crying at the camera
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Pedro Pascal smiling down at a phone
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
V excited to be interviewing @ldlapinski.bsky.social about their excellent new book in just a couple of weeks! My hardback copy arrived today and she is STUNNING. I'll be first in line at the signing table! Be there or be square 😘
Waterstones event poster: Lucy Lapinska in conversation with Vikki Patis at Waterstones Aberdeen. Saturday 14th March at 5:30pmHardback of Some Body Like Me by Lucy Lapinska on a bookshelf
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Ivy is 6 🎈 Happy birthday to our sweet, gentle, mischievous girl 🤍
A cream golden retriever lying on a bed, close up of her faceA cream golden retriever sitting in a garden with an orange and blue ball in her mouthVikki, a white plus size woman, leaning down to kiss Ivy, a cream golden retriever A cream golden retriever puppy lying in a garden, snuggling a cat toy
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
My January 2026 reads, starting the year off strong! #booksky
@vpatis's January 2026 reads
The Reformatory
A Wrinkle In Time
The Haar
Model Home
The Fog
Ask for Andrea
Sugar
Out There Screaming
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The creativity of the Stranger Things fandom has far surpassed that of the Duffer Brothers because what do you MEAN the inconsistencies meant nothing??
Absolute dogshit meme
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Good morning from Antarcti— I mean Aberdeenshire ❄️
A river running through a snowy landscape
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
It's you, it's me, it's us
A TV paused on an episode of Pluribus with the caption: you're the most impossible bestselling author I know.
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
A brave explorer (Ivy) traverses a bleak landscape (her back garden) in search of treasure (a ball) hidden in the snow.
A cream golden retriever standing in snow up to her belly
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Me watching the Stranger Things finale
Steve Harrington from Stranger Things pulling an unimpressed face
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Ivy wishes you all a very happy and restful festive season, however you're spending it 🎄
A cream golden retriever lying beneath a lit Christmas tree
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I think someone had fun opening my presents...
Ivy, a cream golden retriever, lying on the floor surrounded by shredded tissue paper.
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
My 34th birthday = dinosaur cake toppers!
A red velvet cake with 34 candles and dinosaur toppers.
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Vixen is 5! 🎈 Happy birthday to my soul dog. The sweetest girl and best adventure buddy ever 🧡
Vixen, a working golden retriever, laying in tall grass with a ball in her mouth Vixen, a working golden retriever, sitting in a leafy forestVikki, a plus size white woman with short wavy hair, crouched down and hugging Vixen, a working golden retriever, in a leafy garden Vixen, a working golden retriever, as a puppy chewing on a doorstop in a bathroom
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
4 years ago we were here, in a hotel just off the motorway in Carlisle, having packed up our house in Hertfordshire and driven north in Friday afternoon traffic. Hours later, we'd arrive at our new, forever home in Aberdeenshire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Vikki, wearing a blue coat and mask, with Ivy (cream golden retriever) and Vixen (working golden retriever) in a hotel room mirror.
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Snuck one last book in this evening. I got a free trial of Kindle Unlimited and while I refuse to pay for it, I'm certainly making the most of it!
Storygraph November reading wrap-up (L-R):
FOURTEEN DAYS
SEED
MEAT BEES
WHAT SHE SAW
EERIE BASIN
FOLLOW ME
COFFIN MOON
BEAUTIFUL UGLY
UNDER THE HAMMER
BIG NOBODY 
MORSELS
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
The only good thing about the snow is seeing how much the dogs enjoy it ❄️
An English cream golden retriever sitting in a snowy garden looking up
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Me when Creative Scotland rejects my second application for funding
A meme of Ben Affleck smoking and looking fed up
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I just released the cover for my first self-published thriller! It was originally published in 2020 but I got the rights back, so I'm giving it a go!
The book cover for GIRL, LOST by Vikki Patis. The title is in bold yellow script on a backdrop of an autumnal road.
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Are you ready to fall in love (again) with Girl, Lost? I'm so excited to bring you this fully re-edited, rebranded version on 9th March 2026. Kindle pre-orders are open now, more coming soon! Pre-order here: amzn.to/47Z8OPM
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
October's reading wrap-up! Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep had far too many women breasting boobily for my liking, but Before & After was excellent (a 600lb shut-in faces the end of the world?! 🤌).
@vpatis's Storygraph reading wrap-up for October 2025:
HORROR MOVIE
DEATH & OTHER OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS
BLADE RUNNER
YOU WEREN'T MEANT TO BE HUMAN
GREEDY
DATING AFTER THE END OF THE WORLD
BEFORE & AFTER 
THE EXTRAORDINARY LIFE OF SAM HELL
FLESH & BLOOD
THE VEGETARIAN
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
My horror novels might not be out yet (👀), but I have plenty of books that are perfect for spooky season! Return to Blackwater House is a gothic thriller with a haunted protagonist. And The House at Helygen is your typical haunted house with historical (human) horrors. vikkipatisauthor.com/books/
The book cover for RETURN TO BLACKWATER HOUSE by Vikki Patis The book cover for THE HOUSE AT HELYGEN by Victoria Hawthorne
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
My engagement on here is shocking. Clearly I'm not giving the people what they want — except these are two sapphic horror comedy films that you absolutely need to watch this spooky season. Lesbian and trans rep, women's wrongs, and one Rasputin montage that is *chef's kiss*
The movie poster for ALL CHEERLEADERS DIE The movie poster for BIT
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Idk why this has such a bad rating (except for the inclusion of Lawrence Fox), it's such a clever, haunting film exploring the true horrors of war.
The movie post for DEATHWATCH (2002)
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Post you from a different era Me with my favourite auntie and my nan in the background. Circa 1996?
Vikki, a 5-ish year old white girl, getting a piggyback from her aunt.
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
It's not often a book makes me physically squirm, but this one did. You Weren't Meant to be Human is an unflinching, unforgettable novel of body horror, queerness, and trauma. A truly consuming read, if you can stomach it (heh). Out now from @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social @daphnepress.bsky.social
The book cover for YOU WEREN'T MEANT TO BE HUMAN by Andrew Joseph White
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
'so I asked Chat GPT—'
Ben Affleck Smoking or Ben Affleck Cigarette is an image macro of a paparazzi photograph of actor Ben Affleck smoking a cigarette with a distressed look on his face wearing a blue sweater.
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
So-called 'bad track' is complete and utter bollocks.
Frankly, this is absolute gaslighting of the worst kind. It’s like publishers have all agreed on the myth that if an author’s first book didn’t sell well, it’s because of the author’s name. Not perhaps the cover not being eye catching enough … certainly not their marketing efforts (heavens forbid the publisher be responsible)… or how they positioned the book, which perhaps caused the ‘miss’… or the amount of publicity that book was lucky to get (or not)… it’s not the fact that traction is hard for anyone to lasso, even huge publishers raking in millions … not the factors of luck and chance which btw are extremely real … (r u getting me here???)
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
September reading wrap-up! A varied month packed with brilliant reads. I was glad to find Flat 401 on BorrowBox so I could finally read @kingsley-pearson.bsky.social's excellent debut!
VPatis's September 2025 reads:
CARELESS PEOPLE
COME CLOSER
59 MINUTES 
BLUEBEARD'S EGG
FLAT 401
BRIDGE
JAMES
WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER 
THE BLUE HOUR
PALAVER
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Just finished my third (?) rewatch of Better Call Saul and man, it just gets better every time.
The poster for Better Call Saul
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I don't think I took a single breath during the first half of this book. 59 Minutes is one of the best stories I've read in a while, with a twist that is SO perfectly executed, I never saw it coming. Out on the 25th from @holly.bsky.social
The book cover for 59 MINUTES by Holly Seddon shows an hourglass with yellow sand on a blue background and the tagline: an hour until the world ends. What would you do?
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Performative reading? I don't know her. Fun horror is where it's at. (I had SO many good things to say about the last book of the month, but then I found something weird in it so I'll be saying nothing further 👀)
@vpatis's August 2025 reads (Storygraph collage):
THE TIME TRAVELER'S WIFE
HOW TO SLAY AT CHRISTMAS
WHEN THE WOLF COMES HOME
BODY COUNT
HORRORLAND/WELCOME TO CAMP SLITHER
HORRORLAND/SAY CHEESE & DIE SCREAMING
HORRORLAND/MONSTER BLOOD FOR BREAKFAST!
HORRORLAND/CREEP FROM THE DEEP
CAT FIGHT 
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DIE TONIGHT
THE SEVEN O'CLOCK CLUB
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
So happy to have this movie in my collection! We did a tour of some charity shops today, but Vinted has been a goldmine.
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Strong contender for a new Bluesky banner 😂
A tweet with the person's details scribbled out saying: Who IS Vikki Patis?
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Two messages that read: I ain't reading all that 
Free Palestine
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
LMAO
A screenshot of tweets from JK R*wling re the open letter on the Polari Prize longlist in which a Twitter user asks Grok if this person got into an argument with a museum pertaining to the holocaust. 
Grok replies:
Yes, J.K. Rowling disputed claims that Nazis targeted trans people and burned trans research, calling it a "fever dream." Critics accused her of Holocaust denial, but she maintains it's a historical correction, not denial. Evidence shows Nazis did persecute LGBTQ+ individuals, including some trans cases.The twitter user then clarified they meant 'the other author mentioned' [John Boyne]. 

Grok: Yes, John Boyne sparked controversy in 2020 by criticizing Auschwitz-themed book titles. The Auschwitz Museum responded, advising against using his novel "The Boy in the Striped Pajamas" for Holocaust education due to historical inaccuracies. Boyne defended it as a fable, not fact, and later dismissed the spat as an "urban myth."
ElaAI: Is the book inaccurate? Please be truthful and thorough.
Grok: Yes, "The Boy in the Striped Pajamas" contains major historical inaccuracies, as criticized by the Auschwitz Museum and historians. Key issues: Bruno's ignorance of Nazism is implausible for a commandant's son; Shmuel, a Jewish boy, would have been gassed immediately, not survived long-term; the fence meetings and crawl-under escape defy camp security. The story falsely implies widespread German unawareness of the Holocaust. The Museum advises against using it for education, deeming it a fable that distorts facts. Boyne defends it as non-historical fiction. (347 chars)
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Why are the TERFs obsessed with trawling through Bluesky? And can someone explain how TERF is a 'gendered slur' when I was talking about John Boyne?
A screenshot of 5440 on twitter screenshotting this post
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
A wee bit late but here's July's reading wrap-up! Lots of audiobooks, most of which were library loans. Standouts were The Compound (The Hunger Games meets Love Island? Say less!) and They Never Learn (like Promising Young Woman with a satisfying ending). And Suzanne Collins has my heart, the end.
VPatis's July 2025 reads:
SUNRISE ON THE REAPING 
THE NEW AGE OF SEXISM
SO LATE IN THE DAY
GO AS A RIVER
NEARLY DEPARTED 
THEY NEVER LEARN
HERE LIES A VENGEFUL BITCH
CURSED DAUGHTERS
BLUE SISTERS
ONE YELLOW EYE
THE COMPOUND
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I see the age verification is going well
A screenshot of the age verification site used by Bluesky. Error, something went wrong due to a technical issue. Please try again.
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Vikki Patis @vikkipatis.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I'd say no, babes, they're not.
The Bookseller headline of: are men being 'pushed out of publishing'? Industry insiders discussThe Bookseller headline of: You Are Still Here: David Nicholls rests at top of the charts
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