Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Regarding Pedro Pascal and his anxiety 011
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Remaking some KH memes because I don't like how the originals turned out, so anyways have this 011
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Afternoon, team! Yard work really sucks when it's 85 and up out 😵💫 -Hydrate -Calories -Meddidup -Sub and Doms, what is your favorite punishment? My favorite is a little unconventional. Not spanking, not humiliation I tell you we're going out to dinner, but then I make you pick where we're going 000
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Oh, what's that? You have an argument why MCUs Captain Marvel character is trash? Lol okay, mysoginist 110
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 24/07/2025🎶Oh, sleep tight, my girl You should have thought it out For you can't kill a guy Without his soul sticking around Oh, sleep tight my girl I'll be watchin' with undead eyes (Undead eyes, ooh, ooh ooh-ooh)🎶 000
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 24/07/2025So did y'all hear about the guy who painted his Donkey Kong Bonanza cart yellow to match the classic carts, and now his Switch 2 is broken? Lol 010
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Dammit. KingCobraJFS outlived Ozzy I'm pretty sure I just lost a bet, tmdnwu toobz 010
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Afternoon, team! -Hydrate -Calories -Meddidup -I did yard work yesterday and then came inside and passed out for *hours* -Movies being panned at the theatres and then becoming a hit in streaming are a sign that streaming should become a little more of a basis for a films success 020
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Pokemon TCG Pocket Challenge: Build a meta deck that doesn't run Sylveon EX Level: Impossible lol 010
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 19/07/2025MAGA: We can't believe it took seven months to realize he's been lying to us all this time! The rest of society: No, he's been lying to you since the 70's. Now you're just lying to yourselves 020
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Afternoon, Team! I keep sleeping through my morning alarms lately 😅 -Hydrate -Calories -Meddidup -I got Nightwing in this DC game, and now he shows up in Batgirls bunk. So, y'know 😏 020
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Evening, team! -Greg👍 -Greg👍 -Greg👍 -Greg 👍 020
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Hey, you remember that box your phone came in? You know, the box you have stored away somewhere? Just throw it out. Seriously 000
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 13/07/2025afternoon, team! -Hydrated? -Calories? -Meddidup? does anyone else find it hard to eat when it's too hot outside n stuff? I had a lunch date today, couldnt eat, and now they think I have a disorder lol uh woops 000
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Afternoon, team! Missed yesterday and this morning. Stuffs been nuts -Hydration sensation -Calorification -Meddidupization -Those clowns thoughts nobody would check the metadata lmao 020
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Morninoon, team! -Hydrate -Calories -Meddidup Does ScarJo being the highest grossing actor mean now she has to, like, fight the Rock in a cage match or something? 000
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Yeah, I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim Oh, and that's to-go 010
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Me, moving onto another pitch: Okay, okay, um..... No, that's alright. That's alright. Because I also have to offer Coke+Apple. After all, what could be more refreshing on a summer day than- Coke Exec: Oh, Apple Coke is actually in our Japanese market Me: ............... Hm. Alright then, um..... 000
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Me, giving a pitch I've worked on for months: So, in summation, your consumers like caffeine. With Coke+Coffee, we will make them Caf-Fiends Coke Exec:.............. We already made that Me: Wut Coke Exec 2: Yeah, Coke Blak. We cancelled it twice Me:......................... 010
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Maga doesn't like the new Superman movie I'm gonna see it twice lol 050
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Good morning, team! -Hydrate -Calories -Meddidup -I swear, I'm getting back to these, I've set an alarm to help me start remembering again lol -Hfs, Grok went full Nazi. The posts are deleted now, but I screenshotted this from an article. Unsurprising since Musk owns the platform but still hfs 130
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 08/07/2025-Zero trade deals made -Zero wars ended -"There is no client list" The rest of us all saw and knew he was campaigning on blatant lies, but MAGA was too stupid to realize it 020
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Anime titles in the 90's: Star Samurai, Warrior Hotel Manager, Robo-Genesis Infinity Anime titles today: I Got Hit By A Truck And Got Reincarnated As An Overpowered Livestock Goat, Seriously? You Call This Pizza?, Warrior Hotel Manager: Motel Multiverse Monks 010
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 05/07/2025@beedeity.bsky.social my feed doesn't show you anymore and I miss you hmu lol 💜 000
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Plz excuse me while I have a "omg someone famous liked my shit" moment lol @gwenadora.bsky.social 000
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 05/07/2025No matter what happens from here on: -You matter -You are loved -This community will do what it can for you -You always have a place under my roof That said: Fuck👏Trumps👏Bill👏 020
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 05/07/2025"Land of the rich, home of the brave" Translation: If you're rich, the land is yours. If you're not rich, you'd better be brave if you want to survive *Spoken while fully expecting the second American Civil War to kick into action* Well, here we go again..... 010
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Me, watching #BrideOfChucky in 1998: #JenniferTilly, hit👏me👏up Me, watching #Chucky in 2023: #JenniferTilly Hit👏Me👏Up👏 010
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 04/07/2025A McDonalds milkshake should be everyone's Last Meal on death row They'll have so much trouble finding a restaurant with a working machine, it'll delay the execution indefinitely lmao 030
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Good Morninoon, team! -Hydrate -Calories -Meddidup -Its the 4th of July and America sucks so there's little reason to celebrate the holiday But it's also Friday, so have yourself a Happy Friday. Celebrate the weekend. Maybe day drink a little, it's okay. You have my permission lol 030
Reposted by Vigilante Sableye£ittle Wølf Witçh ($0/$300) @littlewolfwitch.bsky.social · 03/07/2025For whomever needs to hear this right now. 🐺💗 0238
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 03/07/2025An island sits alone in the ocean. From horizon to horizon, only water can be seen. Day after day, water. Sun to moon, water. The islands memories have been lost to time. The island awaits something exciting. The island awaits something invigorating. The island awaits... something 110
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Lost Galaxy is a great PR season because the humans end up in the titular Lost Galaxy, where they meet this guy, Captain Mutiny .......... Now that you've had a chance to hear, and hopefully understand, his name... 1/3 #PowerRangers #LostGalaxy #Irony 120
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Hey, I'm about to leave, should I pick you up a 10-piece nuggets on the way? 020
Reposted by Vigilante Sableye£ittle Wølf Witçh ($0/$300) @littlewolfwitch.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Commiting a crime does not justify execution at the hands of the police. Period. Murder should not be the first thought when trying to arrest someone. Simply because they did not do what you wanted them to. Or because they were disrespectful, no cop deserves respect. They seem to forget that. 085
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Hey there, team! A mother and her baby are in some pretty tough conditions right now. Even if you can't help right now, spreading this around will still help get it to someone who can "It takes a village", and the village is being called. Please do whatever you can 021
Reposted by Vigilante SableyeDonkey Cum Cunty 3 Tiddie Cum's Double Strap-on @sodomymcscurvylegs.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Saw this person a few times the other day and the kids are alright 1808
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Good Morning, team! -Hydrate -Calories -Hydrate -Meddidup -Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate! -Please check the weather for temps And try to stay shaded -Take something with you to drink if you go out -Sunscreen is useful, even when not swimming Please stay safe in this heat, everyone 010
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Best friend, watching me after she asked me to help: Buddy, that's not what I asked Me: Buddy, it's hot. You want to remember shit like word? Come on, now 000
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Please remember to be replenishing your electrolytes, team It's what plants crave 020
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 22/06/2025If you see this, quote with your favorite Rock-type Pokemon 🪨🧱🗿 110
Reposted by Vigilante SableyeOposh @oposh.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Yes, didn't forgot don't worry HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE! 03510
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 22/06/2025No, really. Keep your pets cool and hydrated Or I'll come looking for you lol 010
Vigilante Sableye @vigilantesableye.bsky.social · 22/06/2025No, really. Keep your pets cool and hydrated Or I'll come looking for you lol 010
