Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 20/09/2026snidley whiplash telling you about his doujinshi haul 22913
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 31/08/2026in case you wanted some ambient quail noises. they're actually super quiet unless they decide to do some full body peeps 0124
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 29/08/2026It's ok sweetie you'll get a real sand bath soon!!! 041
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 29/08/2026i take a step outside and hear the beating of wings. before i move a demon rips my arm off like a delectable piece of italian cheese bread available at a weirdly high price of $6.59 for a side. i scream out why oh why is a hot and ready pizza $6.80 now $5 was pushing it already. the demon cackles 010
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 20/08/2026still think about this exchange. disco elysium just transmits the absolute worst thoughts back at you. its a little comforting knowing that someone else has this nightmare 010
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 20/08/2026i remember when i was in middle school i wore black all the time and read other fantasy books because harry potter wouldn't come out fast enough. whenever i tried to talk to my classmates about books they refused to engage with me because they thought i practiced dark magic 120
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 10/08/2026being unremarkable is something that i've struggled with. im not going to do something that touches a lot of people. i don't know why wonderful, talented people would even want to talk to me. all i am is nice. and that's enough. this scene from banshees always reminds me that it's enough to be nice. 020
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Underhanded and overhanded. You can also do a little shoulder blade mobility too 110
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Freshly unboxed!! Still need to steam iron the shirt lol 030
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 07/08/2026weeee my package came!! #jfashion #egl not sure if it's actually egl though, more like ega? 160
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 05/08/2026had this moment when someone said they modded a vintage walkman but it was an MP3 player 020
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 03/08/2026display glasses would be a huge boon to wellness in general. tilting your head down to look at your phone is bad for your neck & posture, damage that builds up over time. looking at your phone via glasses hud and interfacing via a tiny tactile controller to keep your shoulders neutral would be ideal 000
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 02/08/2026thinking about ice cream bus. story really drove home what it's like being around kids. they're fucking gross man. wet, sticky, will absolutely eat ice cream off the floor if an adult doesn't stop them. only fiction i can think of that drove home how WET and slimy kids can be and just not care 010
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 31/07/2026i could spend $80 on a pretty ok maybe good donkey kong game or i could put it towards a weird ring. at a point where in my life where i'd rather buy clothes & jewelry over games. I have enough of a backlog. i have games at home. 000
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 11/07/2026every time I'm exposed to fandom (STILL THINKING ABOUT TADC) 053
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 16/05/2026me when the stinky amish neighbor gets up to use the bathroom 130
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 14/05/2026my favorite part of being on the wrong end of 30 is playing it up with my friends in their 20s. "WHAT AM I A CHAPERONE??", "I AINT RUNNIN A DAYCARE!!", etc. also pathetically doing this when they say indecipherable memes to me 010
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Retract your shoulder blades under any resistance, including gravity. Just move your shoulders back and forth while being submissive and breedable. If you have gym access you can do this tiny range of motion with cables or dumbbells 040
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 12/04/202670s bellbottom suit. Needs alterations but I couldn't leave it on the rack 030
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Went to a thrift store and once again couldn't stop myself from getting another damn useless coat for Florida 110
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Some lingering thoughts after encountering a very spiritual person 130
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 19/03/2026took a personality quiz and uh, i'm a crow??? what??? 010
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Feeling so confident after a run I should try to OW OW OW OW FUCK WHY ARE YOU DOING YHIS FUCK OW 050
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 07/02/2026this place in orlando had to change their logo. yes, they're venezuelan owned 051
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 27/01/2026whenever i skip my injections cause of ouchies 000
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 14/01/2026did not expect x-men to address what its like dating someone possessed by the power of depression 010
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 30/12/2025every time i see her i wanna order some wet bread and send her some 010
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 29/12/2025her: yeah I'd rather not date the sex was really boring me: [falls to knees on grass with my dumbass hat almost touching the ground] FUCK [head lowers bill starts bending] IM GONNA FUCKIN KMS [head lowers further bill bends insanely] IM GONNA KMS [tries to slam head into ground but hat bounces me] 110
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Crime and Punishment: A Falsified Romance is so good because Miroku is such a strange man. His motives are impossible to understand if you try to self insert at all. The slaying itself feels like it was done to shock readers that just wanted him to be the hero that saves the girl. 000
Mike Cagliostro @viewtifulmike.bsky.social · 27/12/2025this popped up on my feed. I hope disinterest in characters people don't relate to isn't a real problem and people don't discourse about media because they're self inserting so hard they're taking events as actions against them, personally. 110
