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Vienna Woods

@viennawoods.bsky.social
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Retired teacher, current freelance writer living on Lake Erie's north shore. If you're looking for a place to stay on your travels, check out our B&B! Applegarth Bed and Breakfast.

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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cc @introvertproblems.bsky.social
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eric Scmitt after Amy Klobuchar finishes with him and his VP prospects collapse in a moment reminds of Frank Langella at the end of Dave when he's just been exposed and everyone deserts him and he knows he's never going to be president.
Frank Langella in Dave looking visibly deflated in an empty living room littered with now useless campaign material right after everybody who was cheering him as a potential presidential candidate leaves the house when he's exposed as a liar and a cheat.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Macbeth: I bear a charmed life, which must not yield, To one of woman born... Macduff: Tell thee, Macduff was from his mother's womb Untimely ripp'd. Macbeth: FUCK!
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What a perfect start to the day!
Brilliant gold sun rising into a cloudless pale blue sky and casting its rays over a green field.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Moonrise over the orchard.
A pale moon in a blue-grey cloudless sky deepening to pink above an orchard of espaliered apple trees.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I really wish that government of Ontario would use the money they're spending on telling us what a great job they're doing in schools ON THE SCHOOLS. Just a thought.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I never realized that one can simply unpin the Discover feed and it disappears. Mind. Blown.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trying to imagine PP quoting Goethe.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm pretty sure that this beauty in my garden is a northern Leopard frog.
A frog with dark brown spots outlined in brilliant green.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Looking at municipal candidate pages, and some of them are crammed with AI slop. Welp, that makes it easier for me to decide who NOT to vote for, thanks, guys!
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh come the fuck on.
NYT games rejecting "felicitate" as a word.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Han Solo: Never Tell Me The Odds (Star Wars)
Alt: Han Solo: Never Tell Me The Odds
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I love this story!
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm a spring gal, but lovely late summer mornings like this are a delight.
The sun rising above clouds and casting long shadows across a green apple orchard.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Malreynolds Firefly Speechless Reaction
Alt: Malreynolds Firefly Speechless Reaction
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What a fucking wanker
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If this doesn't send chills down your spine, you're not Canadian. Damn.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A glorious golden sunrise over the orchard!
A golden sun casting its rays over the orchard as it rises into a clear, pake blue sky.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
God dammit.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last sky photo on your camera roll.
Morning sky.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Watching the latest season of For All Mankind, and it's quite obvious that the writers read The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That pretty well sums it up.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Be like Bob!
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A perfect summary of where we stand, and where we go from here.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Read this. ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...
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KING CARNEY ACTIVATES KONG MODE WITH ZERO FUCKS
Carney Reads the Clock Like a Pro Wrestler
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Alarm goes off, picks up phone to check and see if anything happened overnight... Holy Johnny Canuck. Might I just reiterate... bsky.app/profile/vien...
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Such a beautiful morning here on Lake Erie's north shore.
Early dawn sky suffused with bands of purple-grey and pale pink and peach over a sliver of silver water.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just a couple of hummingbirds having a great time.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Gorgeous early morning sky!
Dawn sky splashed with brilliant sdaed of orange and pink
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The calm before the storm. Looks like we might get some thunder and lightning this afternoon! #sunrise
The rising sun suspended in a pale orange, cloudless sky, framed by leafy branches, over a verdant green orchard.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Looks like we've got a bit of wildfire smoke this morning.
A golden sun rising into a pale orange sky over a lush, green orchard.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I love Cards Against Humanity SO FUCKING MUCH. Seriously thinking it's time to buy some expansion packs. www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofri...
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Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?
We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So i was checking out yard sales on Marketplace and a good half of the listing have stupid AI posters, incredibly cluttered and of course in that weird yellowish hue. We're doomed.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sure, Donnie, we'll put your booze back on the shelves... where it will stay because we're not going to fucking buy it.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Beautiful morning at the beach at #PortBurwell
A dark blue lake under a cloudless blue sky.The rising sun glowing rose gold in a pale blue sky above a narrow inlet.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
After a morning walk, an evening walk on the beach, too!
The sun in a perfectly clear blue sky moving toward the horizon over a glassy lake with gentle waves.Now the sun has turned a brilliant orange as it sinks almost to the horizon, gleaming off the glassy lake
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Windy and cool down by the shore of Lake Erie this morning!
Choppy waves roiling up the sandy bottom of the shallows, while in the distance the sun hits a green headland.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Loki (Tom Hiddleston) Dismissive 'Yes, Very Sad'
Alt: Loki (Tom Hiddleston) Dismissive 'Yes, Very Sad'
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is Kevin's masterpiece, but what a perfect subject.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Dear Weather Gods: So, it's been a long time since moisture fell from the sky here. Even when Aylmer just north of us gets drenched, we remain dry. It would be really nice if just for once, the forecast didn't change overnight from 80% chance of 20mm to 60% chance of 1mm. Just a thought.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
#sunset in the smoke
Just the slightest whisper of a pale pink sun sinking towards the horizon in a smoke-hazed sky, over a collection of farm buildings and trees.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Still smokey down here... not a great weekend for visiting the Port Burwell beach!
Sunrise over the orchard
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yikes.
The sun is pink in a smokey sky.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Pretty darn apocalyptic start to the day. The outside reeks of smoke.
The sun glowing through smoke.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Smokey sun.
The sun faintly shining orange through sepia smoke filling the sky.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Waaay too hot and muggy for a walk on the beach this morning, but at least there's no smoke yet!
The golden sun rising over a green orchard.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#sunset
Golden sun, golden sky.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Really rockin' the #sunset here on Lake Erie's north shore.
Looking like an impressionist painting, the setting sun lights up the clouds in shades of orange and yellow over a farm.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Just a simply lovely walk on the beach this morning.
Calm water, blue sky.A pale blue, calm lake under a sky with scattered light clouds.A perfectly clear, dawn-blue sky over a narrow inlet, with the rising sun just peeking over the trees to the left.
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Vienna Woods @viennawoods.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Does anyone remember those isolation videos Sam Neill posted on Twitter? They were great. He was great. Damn I'm sad.
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