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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i am doing leg raises and my dog is helping by trying to lick my brain through my ears

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

the problem with 'The Author's Barely Disguised Fetish' isn't even the Fetish part but the Barely Disguised part

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

they call me scarface because i wear a cool scarf and dont wanna have sex

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

the same guys who said everything will be blockchain and then said everything will be metaverse and then said everything will be NFTs and are now saying everything will be AI will soon move on to a quantum computing grift posting so i can either brag that I predicted it first or (hopefully) be wrong

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

what if the sun has a distinct smell and we are all just used to it

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

a retelling of 1001 Nights where Scheherazade is just running a tabletop campaign and keeps getting a stay on her execution because of the constant scheduling conflicts

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

people always get mad at me when i eat a kitkat cause i dont break them apart first

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

the secret to building DnD campaigns is to start with a plan to get the PCs into a space ship and work backwards from there

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

the problem with the 'Good times create weak men...' quote is that damn near everybody who says it considers themselves to be the Strong Men from the Bad Times and that can't be true for everyone

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

mecha combination sequence except its a college group project where three people each say they're going to be the left arm, one guy never responds and the last group member yells "Form, the entire robot!"

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

social media for the last few days has been a series of mini-jumpscares at seeing 'Baby' and 'Punch' in a bunch of posts

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

The only Zelda canon that makes sense is that Link only defeated Ganon the one time but every region and era of Hyrule has its own retelling of the myth (or Legend) that borrows from their culture and beliefs.

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

i cant wait to, a year from now, try to turn on my PC only to be forced to watch two ads where a deepfake version of my own face is shilling a gambling app this is, I believe, the only use case for any tech that has been developed in Silicon Valley for the last 5 years

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Superhero with a 'No Killing' rule shocked after he enters the head-trauma unit of the local hospital. "I don't care if your blows were 'Non-Lethal', that dock worker the villain paid 20 bucks to look the other way will never speak again."

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

slowly coming around to the idea that there is little functional difference between mecha anime and magical girl anime

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

my theory is that Fire Emblem is a TTRPG module that just gets derailed by different player groups each time that's why so many of the games have similar plot beats (prince, lost kingdom, dead dad) and there are a ton of re-used character archetypes and even specific weapons

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

if raccoons had the vocal chords for it, they'd absolutely say 'Yoink!' all the time

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

the older i get, the more of my life i waste scrolling down to find my birth year

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

being in a polycule probably sucks since you have to remember a ton of anniversaries unless polycules just have one big party every year like horse birthdays

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Your dragon's hoard policy doesn't cover damage cause by 'Acts of God' and I'm afraid that includes damage caused by a paladin as well.

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

thinking about how the word 'Forum' has sort of become antiquated twice

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

"Somebody let the intrusive thoughts-" Silence. These are not intrusive thoughts. I invited them in. I set up a couch for them.

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Cursed amulets are no big deal. I have like 20 of them laying around. In exchange for power I promised them that I would perform Horrific Evil Acts on their behalf. But only if all 20 amulet demons could agree on what I should do first. They're wrapped in a blanket in a drawer somewhere right now.

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

i have a theory that people on the spectrum teach themselves to be funny because having an audience laugh is the closest thing to a confirmation that you are doing social interactions good

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

hit my 2025 word count goal today in case you are curious, the 500,000th word was 'awkward'

A 2025 calendar depicting squares that represent each day with the opacity of each square gauging how much was written on that day. Near the bottom of the calendar depicts more detailed stats, though the one highlighted by viedo gaems is that the 'Total Words Written' box is just over 500,000 - which is the word count goal for the year.

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

used to be that when a guy outsourced all his decision-making to randos on the internet we called him a lolcow, they were considered cautionary tales about what happens when you value dignity less than attention from people who don't have your best interests in mind anyway, this post is about LLMs

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Accidentally saying something compromising is called a 'Freudian Slip', but saying something compromising and pretending it was done accidentally is called a 'Freudian Pratfall'.

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

It is almost impossible to understate the impact Adventure Time had on the speech patterns of anybody chronically online and born between 1995 and 2005.

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

i can finally stop playing HG/SS romhacks and move on to another pokemon title

The victory screens for 16 monotype runs in the Drayano ROMhacks, Sacred Gold and Storm Silver. The teams are as follows.

Normal: Chatot, Persian, Stantler, Tauros, Girafarig, Togekiss.
Water: Poliwrath, Lapras, Swampert, Gyarados, Crawdaunt, Vaporeon.
Bug: Shedinja (I love this dude), Yanmega, Illumise, Heracross, Shuckle, Scizor.
Fire: Blaziken, Entei, Rotom-F, Flareon, Camerupt, Charizard.
Ghost: Drifblim, Spiritomb, Rotom, Gengar, Sableye, Mismagius.
Rock: Omastar, Magcargo, Golem, Aerodactyl, Probopass, Rampardos.
Electric: Pikachu, Jolteon, Magnezone, Electivire, Volbeat, Luxray.
Dark: Umbreon, Houndoom, Weavile, Shiftree, Sharpedo, Skuntank.
Grass: Breloom, Leafeon, Cherrim, Venusaur, Ludicolo, Exeggutor.
Flying: Charizard, Lugia, Dragonite, Crobat, Staraptor, Gliscor.
Ground: Dugtrio, Torterra, Hippowdon, Nidoqueen, Garchomp, Whiscash.
Fighting: Hariyama, Medicham, Hitmonchan, Lucario, Infernape, Farfetchd.
Poison: Vileplume, Toxicroak, Tentacruel, Beedril, Nidoking, Dustox.
Steel: Metagross, Bronzong, Forretress, Empoleon, Skarmory, Aggron.
Ice: Froslass, Cloyster, Abomasnow, Jynx, Glaceon, Mamoswine.
Psychic: Hypno, Venomoth, Wobbuffet, Starmie, Gallade, Solrock.

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Finally passed the Bechdel Test, gonna call my dad and tell him all about it!

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

I actually like Vaporeon as a design and an Eeveelution but because of a certain copypasta I can't really say that anymore.

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

i really dont have a brain, just a bunch of pop culture references in a trenchcoat

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

"Oh, Microsoft Sam must have transitioned." - guy who is about to learn about Hatsune Miku

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

I've been playing a lot of Hades lately and, minor spoilers and so on, but I just got to the 'second' part of the game where I said out loud, "Who gave this child a gun?"

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

actually i can comprehend these man-made horrors just fine they wouldn't be very horrifying otherwise

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

had a nightmare where a bunch of techbros made a new type of grocery store that worked like a cafeteria and you had to wait in a super long line that went through every aisle and if one person was comparing prices everybody just had to stand there i skipped an aisle and they called the cops on me

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Thank goodness somebody came! There's this Quest Indicator over my head that I can't get rid of, could you help me out? QUEST ACCEPTED: Objective - Turn in this Quest.

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

cant wait for hollywood to start rebooting more disaster movies except this time the hurricane has a tragic backstory to make it more sympathetic

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

my theory is that there's a connection between the American accent being incapable of pronouncing 'T' sounds in the middle of words and the fact that we've never fully adopted the metric system because what the heck is a 'meder' or 'lider'

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

The best part about winning family board game night isn't just watching the losers clean up the game pieces but the part where they're almost done cleaning and you go 'Whoops you guys missed a few pieces' and then dumping a bunch of tokens and fake money out of your sleeve onto the box.

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

I hate the phrase "usamerican" because I always read it as though it were being said by Jar Jar Binks.

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Me (after reading the word 'benefits' shortened to 'benis' for the first time): YOU JOINED THE MILITARY FOR WHAT?

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

whoever said 'Pain is Temporary' has clearly never had a minor injury in their 30s

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Here lies <ENTER NAME> Born 2025, Died -65535

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

favorite genre of posts online has to be 'Real animals that look more like Pokemon than Pokemon do'

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

if i ever have a daughter i might name her Liza (short for Sid Meier's Civilization)

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

she scream at my wilhelm until I AAAAUugh

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

i love the fact that 'Rawdogging' is slowly losing its sexual connotations and being used more frequently for regular activities despite everybody knowing its origins because it can lead to exchanges like "Did you just rawdog that onion?" "No. I put it in my mouth, actually."

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viedogaems.bsky.social @viedogaems.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

idea: a word processor program that gaslights the user by switching letters around as they type but then 'autocorrecting' to the right word anyway, making them think they're bad at typing and they need the program to help them this would benefit nobody, but it would be funny

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