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📼Knarf Black📼

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MN based video guy. At least 25% of my posts are random, un-proofread intrusive thoughts.

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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 11h
I mean, I'm pretty cool and I look like someone rolled a severed thumb around in a lint trap and then paid a witch to turn it into a Midwestern dad.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 11h
I hate to be a scold, but I really wish we could move beyond calling people ugly for political reasons. The fact that Michael Tracey looks like an R Crumb drawing of a greasy pervert is literally the least objectionable thing about him.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 29/09/2026
I checked out the microsecond it became apparent that the aliens and the devils were never going to cross paths.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 29/09/2026
Tension between the "I hate welfare because it helps minorities" faction and the "I hate minorities because they use welfare" faction.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 28/09/2026
Experiencing a middle school flex learning day as a parent for the first time and... WTF!? Kiddo has been going for more than six hours cumulatively, and every class has a different system for turning in the work.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 28/09/2026
What a wild era when Crazy Castle could be a half dozen different licensed games, while the SNES and Genesis would take one IP licence and make two games of completely different genres.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 28/09/2026
Some guy named "da_beast" is calling Jesus a pussy, eh?
static.klipy.com
Church Lady: Could It Be... Satan?!
ALT: Church Lady: Could It Be... Satan?!
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 28/09/2026
The Futurama x Disenchantment crossover feels like when Millennium got cancelled and they wrapped it up inside of an X-Files episode.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 28/09/2026
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 28/09/2026
I feel like I'm missing something with the Control Resonant combat tuning, because the game is largely quite easy so far, with the extreme outlier exception of side missions where you have to defend a stationary object against enemy waves.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 28/09/2026
Lost in Vivo and Total Chaos
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 28/09/2026
My handler says "everything is urgent" which means... it's time to make some drawings.
Dylan in Control Resonant, still wearing his letter jacket and wolf gas mask, draws on a pad of paper
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 27/09/2026
The backyard is having a three way scream war between the crows, bluejays, and a barred owl.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 27/09/2026
Hey everybody, you have to sanitize your YouTube links before posting them now, or disable the new channel visibility feature. Don't make me become a new kind of social media scold.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 27/09/2026
Extremely wild to me that this is the guy from the stoner wizard podcast cartoon on Netflix.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 27/09/2026
No matter how sophisticated the software gets, it seems fundamentally unable to lead the viewer's eye around the image in the way a human artist can, often unconsciously.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 27/09/2026
"Sorry Zoe, the delicious mold has a map marker. I have to eat it."
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 27/09/2026
It's so easy to not notice the #1 song these days. I was listening to After Hours in 2020 and my wife assumed The Weeknd was some indie artist only I knew about.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 27/09/2026
The pop country people being enraged that nobody cares about their capture of a cultural institution with fading relevance seems like a metaphor for American conservatism in general.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 27/09/2026
It could use a folk song interlude and a stronger POV, but structurally it's mostly there since they finally gave up on the plots making any sense at all.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 27/09/2026
I'm always talking about how I want an American Izo (the anti-war Takashi Miike film about a historical samurai who fights everybody across time in an oneiric purgatory) and I'm sad to say that the closest we have appears to be Resident Evil Retribution.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 26/09/2026
Doing some Hotline Miami cosplay in Control Resonant.
Control Resonant screenshot with Dylan in front of the Oldest House wearing a letter jacket and a gas mask shaped like a wolf head.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 26/09/2026
Last time it mattered to me was when I had a DLP TV.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 25/09/2026
Control Resonant isn't blowing me away yet, but there was a side mission with a moral choice where the "good" option (that is also more in character for the protagonist) may have locked me out of some content, which is a really good way of doing video game moral choices.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 24/09/2026
Damn. How are they still so expensive? It made a little sense when the movie was hella OOP, but you can get it on 4K blu ray these days.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 24/09/2026
Is the perpetual lack of negative space a side effect of AI generated images being from static, or is everyone who uses the technology just hooked on maximalism?
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 24/09/2026
It really seems like the goal of AI is to foist the negative externalities of being super rich upon the population at large.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 24/09/2026
It's actually bi vincibility day. The one time of the year when the bisexual health bar stops being grayed out and they can take damage.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 24/09/2026
I feel like the game is harder that way too, since you mainly get health from enemies. Gotta plow ahead like a modern Doom game.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 23/09/2026
It also helps being a few decades out from constantly hearing them on the radio or while on hold.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 23/09/2026
It's a lot like disco: "Wait, is this actually lame, or is it just kind of femme coded?"
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 23/09/2026
Robert Eggers making a Romeo and Juliet movie:
theonion.com
Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended
MORRISTOWN, NJ—In an innovative, tradition-defying rethinking of one of the greatest comedies in the English language, Morristown Community Players director Kevin Hiles announced Monday his bold inten...
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 23/09/2026
I need an impractical movie villain to use one of those .50 cal black powder hunting pistols as a signature weapon.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 22/09/2026
Silent Hill Townfall and Control Resonant releasing within a day of each other feels like a big "screw you" to me specifically.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm really sad about the death of one of my favorite wikipedia editors so here's a thread of some of the greatest articles he wrote
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 22/09/2026
I want to mow the lawn, but all my neighbors are mowing theirs right now, and I don't want to have to keep doing the "yep, we made eye contact while mowing" nod at them.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 22/09/2026
I can't believe I only discovered that a Begotten 4K remaster is in the pipeline because I noticed the movie had upcoming showtimes on Rotten Tomatoes. Who's up for confronting their old haunted VHS tapes in the multiplex?
youtube.com
Begotten – 4K Restoration – Official Teaser
YouTube video by Kino Lorber
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 22/09/2026
The children won't shut up about some kind of Minecraft/YouTube creature called "Verity" and it is really messing with my head because that is also the name of an upcoming erotic thriller motion picture with Madame Web in it.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 22/09/2026
Lana Del Rey
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Hot Fuzz
ALT: Hot Fuzz
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 21/09/2026
Dallas is working very hard on how to get the treats I put inside his new dog house without having to enter it.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 21/09/2026
A real controversy, or just the guys who get mad at everything on the internet all the time again?
The "real or imaginary friend" therapist from Donnie Darko.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 20/09/2026
Resident Evil: Apocalypse easily clears the Bechdel Test and contains multiple scenes of "Oh right, the zombies."
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 20/09/2026
I can't know how to hear anymore about Tilly Norwood.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 20/09/2026
Lots of young folks are experiencing the Jovoverse Resident Evil movies for the first time with the reboot now in theaters, and I can explain! We had just gone a decade with only PlayStation games and tapes of Romero movies for our zombie media, and the Walking Dead oversaturation era was years away
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 18/09/2026
Finally watched Miracle Mile, one of the seminal films of the "guy in suit has a really bad night on the streets" canon. What a great cast; the character actor power levels in the diner alone are off the charts.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 18/09/2026
Clickbait videos are always saying "This old Batman cartoon predicted the plot of Bioshock" but it's just because they both riffed on 'evil Walt Disney'
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 17/09/2026
I met a badass Black Philip looking goat with one eye today. Metal.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 16/09/2026
It's the only safe way to listen to House of Pain's 'Jump Around' on vinyl.
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📼Knarf Black📼 @videoupdates.net · 16/09/2026
Probably. It's very gory, but relatively light on spooks and jump scares, aside from a brief bit early in the remake.
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