Alejandro G. Iñárritu’s climate parable is a tremendous dud.

I cannot believe Fox put him on air. Wait, no, actually, I can believe that.

"'Genderbent femme fatale' was a great description I read once, and I don't know if I can improve on it, except to add, 'with a tragic backstory.'"

Grant and Jared talk through the new "Resident Evil" movie, "Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave," "Nighthawks," "The Blood of Dawnwalker, "Final Fantasy Resonance." Grant also becomes the (Lego) Joker.

Adequate impressions aren’t enough to re-create that "Rocky" magic.

Or how I learned to pause and spot the bullshit.

Not the best. But not the worst...

It's often sexy and funny, but don't think for one second you can't get your neck snapped by a vampire.

"Yeah! Video games!"

Grant and Jared join together to discuss the awakening of thousands of furries, the state of Sony, and the weird prudishness of online storefronts.

The writers of the games should get Emmy awards too.

As they say: "WooHoo!"

This is what you might call "Dadslop."

Remember: Highly paid fools run these companies and this industry.

A scattered soldier-slasher plays host to some loaded ideas about Hollywood imagery.

Grant and Jared talk about the ugly Link in the new "Ocarina of Time," how "Gotham Knights" is actually good, and "Doom" clones.

Think about all those iconic caps!

Ace's wild.

The Venice opener has audiovisual zeal, but its story can’t quite connect the dots.

An interview fit for a king. A king of the dump, of course.

Grant and Jared talk about the best game trailers and demos of all time. 

The people involved here misunderstand the basics

Sorry to everyone who has ever worked at Kotaku. "Search action" sucks.

Remember shame? The concept of shame? That used to be a thing in this country. Not anymore...

These robots can't see me coming.

A post-apocalyptic survival saga featuring a devastating Jacob Elordi.

Grant and Jared get together to discuss noteworthy video game deaths, Batman, and the one and only Regis Philbin.

Not to be confused with "It Ends With Us." Different movie entirely.

The year 2000 sucked for games*. What a terrible top ten list it was to put together!

That's right folks, we are that desperate to get SEO on "Final Fantasy VII Revelation."

How can you pick just one?

Where are we dropping, boyz? The dogs, that is. Because you drop dogs in this game.

Grant and Jared talk spin-offs, funny Metal Gear characters, and begin a long autumn of Batman chats.

Gillian Anderson can't completely save this film from its lofty (and sexy) expectations.

That belongs in a video game!

Now that the series is (seemingly) over, we take a look back and see who won each movie.

Jared is loving the "Final Fantasy 7: Rebirth" experience, Grant makes a frown-y face at "Lego Batman," and we all come to terms with being elderly.

I'm finally burnt out on AAA tropes.

The odds of any of these happening is close to 0. Which is also how much money these publishers will get!

A disjointed family adventure with a hefty serving of dino fun.

Grant has some technical trouble with "Fields of Mistria," so we go to some Nintendo classics instead.

The "Halo" remake reminds us that no character has ever been more mismanaged by their own creators than the Master Chief.

Grant and Jared are back together again to discuss why nobody should be giving Microsoft money, why "Granblue Fantasy" rules, and the core issue with "Widow's Bay."

The bar is on the floor with Eli Roth. Somehow, he still can't meet those minuscule expectations.

You won’t believe who Sadie Sink is playing (yes you will).

Literally battle the bands please.

The remake of this game is coming out… When?

Gen 4 of Pokémon stinks. Sucks out loud.

The remake of this game is coming out... When?