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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Love y’all 🩷🩷🩷 subscribe to my substack victorianachos.substack.com to stay connected. So grateful for all of you 🩷🩷🩷 stay safe and take care of yourselves and others.

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Sex is great and all but have you ever just had a man come over, eat you out till you come, and have him not expect anything in return?

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

What if instead of "I'm taking too long to come" it was “he lacks patience and fortitude"

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

“The hardest part about being a parent is the lack of sleep in the beginning.” 👀 The hardest part about being a parent is teaching your son to be a good person when you married a misogynist, Susan.

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Imagine finding out your boyfriend crowds the baggage carousel.

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Women deserve orgasms. Women deserve pleasure. Women deserve satisfying hookups. Women deserve good sexual experiences outside of relationships. Women deserve to be respected. Women deserve the freedom to explore their sexuality.

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

girls just want an apology from their mother

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Finding out someone you fucked likes Joe Rogan feels like a real violation

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

my kink is finding out what happened between two people who don't speak anymore

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

What's my favorite position? a man's mouth on my klit 💁🏻‍♀️ obviously

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

The only reasonable use for dating apps is female pleasure in this essay I will

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

He's a 10 but he asks you what your name is even though it's on your dating profile.

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

He's an 10 but he sends good morning texts and then literally nothing of interest.

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

I still have like a thousand drafts but if you want to stay connected after I divest from social media, make sure you’re subscribed to my substack victorianachos.substack.com 🩷

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

What are you looking for on Tinder? 2014: Dating 2016: Empathy and orgasms 2018: ooph, ok just orgasms then 2025: nada

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

He's a 10 but he's not concerned about getting you off

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

You know that trope where the woman is wide awake after sex and wants to cuddle but he's passed out? THATS BECAUSE SHE DIDNT CUM!!!

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I don't know who needs to hear this but being child free doesn't mean I have to make my career my life. My life is my life.

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Companies and employees don't publicly share salaries because everyone is worried that it will become clear that people are paid unfairly. It's really that simple.

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Last night I passed out (I guess?) and woke up flat out on my stomach on the floor. Is that wild or like a regular Tuesday for a 43 year old what do you mean you’re not webmd

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

If you're a man and not actively sharing your salary specifics with women coworkers, you are a part of the reason income equality still exists. It's awkward sharing info like this especially when companies operate w/o transparency but that's all the more reason to do it.

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

I don't know who needs to hear this but you're not a martyr for overworking yourself, you're a victim of a capitalist system.

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

I'm more likely to forgive you for fucking my boyfriend than I am for paying me less than a male colleague doing the same job.

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Owning property isn't a job. Hard work isn't inherently virtuous. Success usually involves as much luck as it does effort and skill. Patriarchal Capitalism is a complete scam.

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

It’s a n*zi salute, calling it anything else is gaslighting

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Little Barb from #DatingWhileFat. Subscribe now and never miss a post 💕

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Fitness Tip: hold yourself accountable for every time you've said "but I don't want too get big." 3 sets of 10

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Someone pointing out your fatphobia is a gift to your future self.

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Asking people publicly about org@sms: Yessss I come all the time I'm so satisfied, I come everyday, l'm coming right now!!! Asking people one on one about org@sms: I haven't come in a year 😔

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Dating PSA: Ask him if he thinks he’s ever left a woman sexually unsatisfied after a casual hookup. If he’s anything other than honest and self-aware (and apologetic), don’t go out with him. No exceptions.

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

the platonic love depicted throughout Elementary makes me swoon harder than any rom com ever has

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

In the year of our lord Luigi, Wix.com trying to bilk me out of $510 usd because of unwanted recurrent billing for a website that receives zero traffic and was cancelled 2 weeks into the 2 year term is insane.

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

The only before and after (IWL) pics that aren't entirely fatphobic are the ones where the before is a picture of you when you used to be fatphobic and then a picture of you now, having put in the work to no longer be fatphobic.

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Every time I worry I'm being obscene in my bikini, I remember how no one ever has an issue with a thin women in a bikini and realize that no one is concerned with the size of the bikini. AND THEN I GO ON LIVING MY LIFE

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

If the conversation is really about health and not weight than why are you always using metrics of weight instead of health?

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

My pre-workout drink is the tears of all the men who've said "but don't lose your curves" like your opinion ain't shit baby

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Please stop calling it "good dick" if it's not getting you off (because you're confusing all these fools who don't understand the internalized misogyny of devaluing the female orgasm and it's fucking things up for the rest of us).

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Women deserve to come from casual sex

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

My hobbies are writing DUMP HIM and DIVORCE IMMEDIATELY across the internet every time anyone mentions something shitty their bf/partner/husband/whatever said or did.

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Super excited for the days when average-sized women don't try to convince their average-sized women friends that they're not fat and instead say, "hey maybe we don't throw fat women under the bus in order to feel good about yourselves, ya?"

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

As my therapist would say he's a weak ass bitch or whatever I'm paraphrasing.

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Men are always like "I wanna rearrange your guts" and like sir, I don't even want my furniture rearranged be serious

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Just so you know... You don't have to lose weight to do that thing you want to do. You don't have to lose weight ever. You deserve joy Never forget that

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

I just want to say, to women especially, it’s okay if you’re lonely ❤️ it’s okay to feel lonely. You’re not bad or unlovable or intolerable or bitter or crazy. It’s just a feeling which means it’ll pass.

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Please stop calling it rotting on the couch most of us are JUST learning how to relax and practice self-care why are you talking like you’re from corporate

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

When you’re trying to be a professional but you’re thirsty just like the rest of us

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

A good way to understand diet culture is to know that the diet industry is lining its pockets with your insecurities (which they mostly created). So every time you buy that waist trainer, "fat burner" pill, detox teas and wellness smoothies, you become less and they become more. #fuckdietculture

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Behind every woman with a boyfriend is me, telling her she could do better.

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Victoria Nachos @victorianachos.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Being an always-fat feels like living a parallel life to other women. Similar in so many ways but always at least a track distance apart.

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