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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 4h
oh, you really have to fuck up to make the SPD think you fucked up.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 4h
those aren't tears
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 5h
This is crack!fic in all the best possible ways. It’s not really a genre since it lays on top of one or more genres. Snatch is a good example. Hitchhiker’s Guide is another one.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 5h
Back in the middle days of the internet before toxic fandom and during its milder predecesor we had a modifier term for certain kinds of fanfic-crack!fic. Also applicable to crack!art. It refers to an absurdist way of interpreting existing material. It could also be effectively rendered “cracked”
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 6h
Christian Coulson is the only English reader I’ve heard so far on any of my audiobooks who can convincingly do an American accent. I’m sure the others could but not spontaneously.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 14h
god that's such a classic elevator panel. A lot of the older elevators at train stations here have that one.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 15h
good to know. In this context (fictional) it would more be used to denote mockery or priggishness from one character to or about another, not a general usage.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 16h
I use a specific set of "we follow everyone!" mutuals to tell me who to block whenever someone follows me. I don't read their posts or engage with them, I just keep them around like the bearers of red flags.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 16h
real question for Brits: how does one refer to (preferably WW2 era) a baron who is also a military officer? Do you just say "Major Surname" or is it like "Major Lord Title"?
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 17h
Absolute cannibalistic behaviour happening there.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 17h
Yes!
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 17h
I can never make a small snack. I have to have a whole flavour and texture array.
 Snacks including cheese, chicken, olives, olive oil apple and tomatoes
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 18h
I can already tell before I’ve even started that listening to this before bed is a bad idea.
The price you pay audiobook
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 18h
just start posting some song lyrics and then we can all ask if you're doing okay.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 18h
"listening to you talk makes me want to vomit" is as pure as empirical fact gets.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 18h
There's a really obnoxious cultural appropriation trend of tourists going to witness the Funko Pop corpse consumption
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 18h
I love that you. had to stand in snow.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 18h
tippy taws
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 18h
I'm pretty sure I broke him when I told him I didn't give a fuck what he thought about anything, because he did the bluesky equivalent of crying on my shoes about how mean I was, and I had to block him. Had to be like two years ago now. I tried to set an example.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 18h
static.klipy.com
El Pepas Mo
Alt: El Pepas Mo
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 18h
look at you walking in the fields of baby jaysus
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 18h
myspace posting in 2026. I can respect it.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 18h
shows and movies for me.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 21h
even when we're happy we're mad
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 21h
dude is showing zero love to the west coast so I'm not super impressed by that
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 21h
Canadians, is this a good show? Do we like this show?
en.wikipedia.org
Chuck and the First Peoples Kitchen - Wikipedia
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 21h
I think the tier beneath them believes that. I think everyone else (especially people seeing what Goldman Sachs is saying about Muse) see bad business being badly done. Those billionaires are totally disconnected from the concept of "making money". None of them became billionaires that way
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 22h
they have hard nights too
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 22h
it's definitely gonna happen again
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 22h
for billionaires the currency is control and abuse. They don't give a fuck about profit now.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 22h
weirdest UK thing is pretending like people aren't just going to lie and agree to those stupid policies.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 22h
let us know when you get to Clark.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 22h
the fucking best
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 23h
well, he's now entered this complaint into the legal record which means citing it or repeating is no defamation. That'll definitely work out for him.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 23h
Is that some kind of theme park
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 23h
I am so glad you are giving this gift to yourself
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 23h
I got to ubc like 1-2 years after that whole 5th estate thing and look here we are again except even more stupid.
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 23h
You can never say we don’t live in a rape culture when the penalty for gang raping a woman at college is having to write an essay.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 23h
It’s a very fucked up philosophical question when you’re asking if AI analogues of victims can be exploited and yet they absolutely can because the impetus of exploitation is on the exploiter.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 29/09/2026
"it's just pretending to be something I can abuse, so I'm not an abuser."
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 29/09/2026
The nice man gave it me
Ramen cook in his kitchen Garlic ramen with chasu egg and bamboo
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 29/09/2026
Stay off juries.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 29/09/2026
I’m all about the ramen butcher black garlic ramen. It hasn’t been as good as it was in the past but it’s convenient.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 29/09/2026
Ianucci should do Agent Zigzag.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 29/09/2026
they're moving here to become bartenders and resort workers.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 29/09/2026
mostly just people who uncritically rely on a provably flawed manufactured data set to protect the health of their child is somewhat bonkers to me.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 29/09/2026
I want and deserve ramen.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 29/09/2026
it just gets better. Also I guess they had to change the his majesty 'cause elizabeth died in 2022.
sweet vs his majesty the king lawsuit
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 29/09/2026
yeah, I read it that way too
sweet class action lawsuit notice
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 29/09/2026
it's me. I'm old man.
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