Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 4hoh, you really have to fuck up to make the SPD think you fucked up. 061
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 5hThis is crack!fic in all the best possible ways. It’s not really a genre since it lays on top of one or more genres. Snatch is a good example. Hitchhiker’s Guide is another one. 010
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 5hBack in the middle days of the internet before toxic fandom and during its milder predecesor we had a modifier term for certain kinds of fanfic-crack!fic. Also applicable to crack!art. It refers to an absurdist way of interpreting existing material. It could also be effectively rendered “cracked” 120
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 6hChristian Coulson is the only English reader I’ve heard so far on any of my audiobooks who can convincingly do an American accent. I’m sure the others could but not spontaneously. 010
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 14hgod that's such a classic elevator panel. A lot of the older elevators at train stations here have that one. 020
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 15hgood to know. In this context (fictional) it would more be used to denote mockery or priggishness from one character to or about another, not a general usage. 010
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 16hI use a specific set of "we follow everyone!" mutuals to tell me who to block whenever someone follows me. I don't read their posts or engage with them, I just keep them around like the bearers of red flags. 060
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 16hreal question for Brits: how does one refer to (preferably WW2 era) a baron who is also a military officer? Do you just say "Major Surname" or is it like "Major Lord Title"? 311
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 17hI can never make a small snack. I have to have a whole flavour and texture array. 191
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 18hI can already tell before I’ve even started that listening to this before bed is a bad idea. 110
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 18hjust start posting some song lyrics and then we can all ask if you're doing okay. 110
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 18h"listening to you talk makes me want to vomit" is as pure as empirical fact gets. 140
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 18hThere's a really obnoxious cultural appropriation trend of tourists going to witness the Funko Pop corpse consumption 010
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 18hI'm pretty sure I broke him when I told him I didn't give a fuck what he thought about anything, because he did the bluesky equivalent of crying on my shoes about how mean I was, and I had to block him. Had to be like two years ago now. I tried to set an example. 140
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 21hdude is showing zero love to the west coast so I'm not super impressed by that 010
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 21hCanadians, is this a good show? Do we like this show?en.wikipedia.orgChuck and the First Peoples Kitchen - Wikipedia 110
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 21hI think the tier beneath them believes that. I think everyone else (especially people seeing what Goldman Sachs is saying about Muse) see bad business being badly done. Those billionaires are totally disconnected from the concept of "making money". None of them became billionaires that way 000
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 22hfor billionaires the currency is control and abuse. They don't give a fuck about profit now. 121
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 22hweirdest UK thing is pretending like people aren't just going to lie and agree to those stupid policies. 000
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 23hwell, he's now entered this complaint into the legal record which means citing it or repeating is no defamation. That'll definitely work out for him. 050
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 23hI got to ubc like 1-2 years after that whole 5th estate thing and look here we are again except even more stupid. 000
Reposted by Victoria De CapuaAshley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 23hYou can never say we don’t live in a rape culture when the penalty for gang raping a woman at college is having to write an essay. 213735
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 23hIt’s a very fucked up philosophical question when you’re asking if AI analogues of victims can be exploited and yet they absolutely can because the impetus of exploitation is on the exploiter. 010
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 29/09/2026"it's just pretending to be something I can abuse, so I'm not an abuser." 130
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 29/09/2026I’m all about the ramen butcher black garlic ramen. It hasn’t been as good as it was in the past but it’s convenient. 010
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 29/09/2026they're moving here to become bartenders and resort workers. 010
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 29/09/2026mostly just people who uncritically rely on a provably flawed manufactured data set to protect the health of their child is somewhat bonkers to me. 110
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 29/09/2026it just gets better. Also I guess they had to change the his majesty 'cause elizabeth died in 2022. 010