jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 1hFlattered? You're Lieutenant Kitsuragi. *We* would be flattered if you even considered... 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 5h(‟Khm... I have a bit of...” (Point to your head.) ‟Memory trouble.”) You don't say? (He turns away from you.) Good bye then. The voice thing was a *coincidence*. Run along, asshole. 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 7hYeaaah... (He's rubbing his chin as he drags out the *yeah*.) Sort of. Okay. I get the reference. Like after he got run over or something. 010
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 9h(‟Cool shades. Are you wearing a disguise?”) Yes. It's a hobby of mine. (He looks at you inquisitively.) 011
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 11hI'm not busy, you're not busy, let's just play around! 030
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 13hHarry, you're a cop with 'Pissf****ts' on his back! Do you have any idea how hard the liberals are going to fuck us for this? 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 17hEnough! (The commotion dies down. All eyes turn to Satellite-Officer Vicquemare.) None of this is funny! It's fucking sad, that's what it is. He's a cop. He's one of us, goddamn this... 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 21h(You feel his eyes behind the shades mapping you out.) How about 41? How does 41st sound? 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 23hI don't care what your drug lab is called... (He calms himself.) Fuck it. You're done as a cop -- become a polonium dealer for all I care. 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If I wasn't clinically depressed, I'd burst out laughing. (He doesn't look amused.) But I'm gonna go with *no* right now. 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He doesn't have it... (He points to the sea.) Here's an idea. Maybe you could look in the mother fucking motor carriage you drove into the sea? Maybe LOOK THERE?! 010
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What?! (he scoffs, then turns to you.) Sorry, kid, me and Harry need to... 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026(‟Cool shades. Are you wearing a disguise?”) Yes. It's a hobby of mine. (He looks at you inquisitively.) 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yes-yes... What's *wrong* with you? (EMPATHY - He's still *dwelling* on that jacket.) 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My point is, you need to see a *psychiatrist* about this shit. Not a psychologist -- several degrees harder. Is there's something harder than a psychiatrist? (He pauses to think.) A forensic psychiatrist. Go talk to that. 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026With all due respect, lieutenant -- you're *bewitched by the shitkid*. It happens. 031
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026(The man doesn't reply. He's too busy furiously squinting at you.) 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He's probably just an *asshole*. A drunk asshole who *pretends* to have amnesia to get out of shit. 010
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Bothered by it?! Harry, you look like you need a fucking organ transplant! 010
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Cause it's not my job. Why don't you go and fucking do yours and solve this damn hanging? 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh you know me... always the joker -- just can't but see the bright side. (He's doing a weird dance imitation with his elbows.) Guess I'm just pathologically a *glass is half-full* kind of guy. 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yes. In the ocean. Under the sea. Our work vehicle -- with fish and clams and other sea-shit. 020
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh, I definitely know you from *somewhere*. (ESPRIT DE CORPS - Another life...) 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You lost your fucking gun!? (He looks around.) I knew it. I knew he lost it. Didn't I tell you? I told you he lost his gun too. 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Okay, okay! (The man sounds genuinely excited.) That's plausible. That's entirely plausible. Now we're really getting somewhere... (He gives you a long, meaningful look and adds:) ...somewhere *good*. 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A little premonition for you, lieutenant. Sooner or later -- probably sooner -- your new friend tells you he doesn't need you. He will then suggest you should *fuck off*. When that happens I suggest you take his advice, (he adds bitterly.) 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh, the Hypothetical Four-One. Yeah, let's *fantasize* about that. (He blinks aggressively.) I'm not busy, you're not busy, let's just play around! 040
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I *know* who Jacob Irw is. I wanted to give you a chance to stop *fucking* me. How naive of me. You drove a 45,000 reál police vehicle into the ocean -- what did I expect? 020
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Huh? Yeah. (He opens his umbrella, but the wind immediately turns it inside out.) 010
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026*Far Out* Son of Liver Failure -- the supercop who voluntarily enters an alcohol induced delirium to solve crimes. 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well, I *am* interacting with the most dangerous animal of them all -- you -- I'd say yes. I'm animal control. 021
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We've come to scrape what's left of you off the pavement. 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I can believe that. Shitkid made it all up to fuck with us -- because he's a psychopath. This is typical Harry behaviour. A sick joke. I told you, Jude. 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't care what your drug lab is called... (He calms himself.) Fuck it. You're done as a cop -- become a polonium dealer for all I care. 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My point is, you need to see a *psychiatrist* about this shit. Not a psychologist -- several degrees harder. Is there's something harder than a psychiatrist? (He pauses to think.) A forensic psychiatrist. Go talk to that. 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I do. You drove it into the water. Everyone on this street saw you do it. It's going to be a local landmark too -- on the brochure. Thank you for fucking us, Harry. 020
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho. (He grabs his stomach in mirthless laughter.) Underwater killer. So funny, Harry. Thank you for fucking me. 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm clinically depressed, Harry. Sorry if I wasn't in the mood to butter you up after you told us to fuck off. 041
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wow... You seem stable. And in control. Allow me to say, alcohol really seems to have had a positive effect on you. 010
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026(‟Cool shades. Are you wearing a disguise?”) Yes. It's a hobby of mine. (He looks at you inquisitively.) 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You were crying when we got here. Breaking things. You said we were going 'into the abyss'. None of us wanted to see the abyss, so we fucked off. (He sighs.) Like you told us to. 000
jean vicquemare @vicquemarequotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Harry... you're bleeding all over the place. You're half dead. 000
