European glory, survival, and abject failure. All on the same night.

A banished hero of Rome allies with a sworn enemy to take his revenge on the city.

Entirely funded by Scottish football clubs.

Is there too much football? Surely not.

A rich businessman in Senegal is cursed with crippling erectile dysfunction upon the day of his marriage to his third wife; the only cure is brutal public humiliation.

Two great friends leave Verona for Milan, Valentine with great enthusiasm and Proteus unwillingly, as he will have to leave his recently-betrothed Julia. Valentine soon falls in love with Silvia,…

But only off the bench for the last ten minutes

That sound? It’s the air coming out of our European dreams

In this surrealistic and free-form follow-up to the Monkees' television show, the band frolic their way through a series of musical set pieces and vignettes containing humor and anti-establishment…

Aegeon of Syracuse has come to Ephesus to seek his son, who went in search of his missing twin and mother months ago. Too bad that Ephesus has just declared war on Syracuse, and will instantly put to…

A staggering historical epic about the intrigue and turmoil of the East Asian civilization of Otrar, before its systematic destruction at the hands of Genghis Khan.

Well, hello again; you look familiar.

Macbeth and his wife murder Duncan in order to gain his crown, but the bloodbath doesn't stop there, and things supernatural combine to bring the Macbeths down.

Until the PM calls the navy in

In a run-down South American town, four men are paid to drive trucks loaded with nitroglycerin into the jungle through to the oil field. Friendships are tested and rivalries develop as they embark…

The new season is finally here!

Cymbeline, the King of Britain, is angry that his daughter Imogen has chosen a poor (but worthy) man for her husband. So he banishes Posthumus, who goes to fight for Rome. Imogen (dressed as a boy)…

Well, almost - roll on Saturday.

An aspiring dancer moves to New York City and becomes caught up in a whirlwind of flighty fair-weather friends, diminishing fortunes and career setbacks.

H-O-T or not? You decide.

Richard Duke of Gloucester, youngest brother of King Edward IV, will stop at nothing to get the crown. He first convinces the ailing King that the Duke of Clarence, his elder brother, is a threat to…

... when we crash out of the League Cup. Probably.

During the Boer War, three Australian lieutenants are on trial for shooting Boer prisoners. Though they acted under orders, they are being used as scapegoats by the General Staff, who hopes to…

In fact, I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t.

Prince George RCMP have confirmed that a person has died after a plane made an emergency landing Thursday on Foothills Boulevard, about 1.5 kilometres north of North Nechako Road.

Or, if you’re Motherwell, a nightmare.

Is it the new season?

... before we can actually start this thing properly.

Sort of.

Another essay about adapting things for television, I'm afraid.

Nobody Told Us, 'Cause Nobody Showed Us

When the music which dared not speak its name took over the Albert Hall

And let's get working on those press-ups while we're about it.

But is it still the best there is?

Also, Royal underwear.

I think I'm on another world with you

Something to look forward to, at least.

It's not just about football.

Looking forward to Christmas? Already?

That time I went on TV for some reason.