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Vibeulator

@vibeulator.bsky.social
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Seventies baby from the 20th century. Music, gardening, cooking, photography, art, existential chaos, etc. Bluski Member since November 2023.

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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 3h
A fork to the forehead? It cures everything else. Because the worst thing happening to you RIGHT NOW is a fork to the forehead. - My Son
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Tim Burgess @tim-burgess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It was THIRTY SIX years ago today
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Constant Gas”
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This reminds me of Halloween night 1991. I had an awful time. I’d dressed as Alex from A Clockwork Orange and it was perfect.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s Caw, maybe you bird of it.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Flock caught kitty flippin’ litter.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My crawling metabolism doesn’t agree, unfortunately.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Glad I got a chance to see him play “Rock and Roll McDonalds” live in a small venue in East Atlanta before he passed.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Underneath, tucked away, hidden. *Surprise!*
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They’re just waiting for the next MAGA host to arise. There are plenty of candidates to assume the position.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, no. Sorry to hear. It’s rough losing a member of your family. It does take a while to get over. But there are folks out here rooting for you.
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Lay's Barbecue @laysbarbecue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lay's Barbecue
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Silent Tactile produces the smoothest of new rock tunes.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This guy has looped back around to self-satire: he can barely contain himself. I’m starting to be convinced that this has GOT to be some kind of bit.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here I thought that had already happened on several occasions.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder how my Trump-voting Indian in-laws (who are finally starting to see the light about Trump) would take this? For me, it’s hard for Rufo to be more punch-worthy than he already is, going back to the Claudine Gay firing, but, uh…[redacted]
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine the smell in that hotbox. She absolutely loves to marinate in it.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Honestly brought a bit of a tear to my eye…
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*Story
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My roommate in Summer ‘92 had “The Stiry of Creation” on VHS and we wore that thing out (Primal Scream, Ride, My Bloody Valentine, with band interviews and videos).
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I remember going to the 40 Watt in Athens, GA for the listening party for this.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fourthnap
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The problem is that the person performing the experiment, regardless of the sentience of the target, has malice as the objective, activating THEIR reward centers. It’s similar to the kid with the magnifying glass burning ants. No measurable “loss” there either, but it says a lot about that person.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have a self-service meat raffle. That’ll take care of it for you.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder if Ken Paxton knows that Ken Paxton is hurting Ken Paxton’s polling numbers.
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Entomemeology @entomemeology.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
O-Tay!
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can’t you just reuse an existing one off-hours?
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[sigh] yeah..,
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We could be heroes. Just for one day.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If Massive Attack were from south Georgia.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s rice time… It’s alright It’s rice time… Outta sight.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What the
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CAN I GET A HIP-HIP HOORAY! [My Daughter]: no you may not
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yikes! CW needed for 0:21-0:29.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Billiam Maher is past his prime now and has shed most his remaining miserable audience at this point. He’s also a weathervane, squeaking back and forth to catch the wind.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[Re-Skeeting a famous big city mayor]: If you see a nice pop-up river or lake in your Borough, grab a ladle. Scoop some of that NYC soup. Bottle it. Label and date it. Share some with everyone.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Setting my alarm to make Cider Donut Toad in the Hole tomorrow morning. With bacon, grits, whatever.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My daughter has been having some challenges with her friends lately, and so we’re now helping her be “Carrie” for Halloween.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Water tastes like mouth.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NO LOCAL BAGS
Lots of signs that read, “NO LOCAL BAGS”
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m still waiting for a Friendster login that I initiated in 2004 to complete.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are those numbers enough to overcome the voter suppression though?
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He could really spin up some exotic stuff when he wanted to.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Does not contain seed oils.” Ah, that explains why these chips taste like shit.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seems like the Fox News’ participation in the press pool blackout is just a cynical PR attempt to give it credibility as a News Organization in standing with the other, actual (not you, CBS) news organizations.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I bought three. Who wants one? Giving one away.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I always get mixed up and bring a garter.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He’s the pied piper of dumdum idiots with tiny brains.
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Vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You chose well
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