Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 25/12/2025When my cousin was a kid she was afraid of Santa which I totally get cause like why is this old weirdo in our house?? Does stranger danger mean nothing !! 010
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Does anyone actually use the slit in spanx to go to the bathroom bc I tried to use it this weekend (drunkenly) and fully just peed on myself So unsure if it was user error or the slit is performative 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Me in college walking a mile to the bars in the snow bc Uber didn’t exist yet #rhoslc 050
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Tampons have gotten too expensive. If you have a problem with me free bleeding blame capitalism 010
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 01/12/2025If you have a kid who’s allergic to dogs what do you do with the kid??? Can you give them to a shelter 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I’m shocked Lisa and John have been married this long #rhoslc 010
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Men in romantasies are 500 yrs old because that’s how long it takes for men to find the cl!t 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I need the RHOSLC women to learn from the Mormon wives. Take out your phone when drama happens! #slomw 020
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Jordan being like you guys don’t control your wives but what if you did 🤮 #slomw 030
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Jordan trying to turn Jessi’s community against her… cool cool cool #slomw 030
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 16/11/2025God every season I’m reminded Taylor Frankie Paul is an absolute star #slomw 060
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Jordan continuing to say he was emasculated is giving me weird manosphere vibes #slomw 030
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Omg the LA rain is a perfect excuse to stay in and watch secret lives of Mormon wives all weekend! 010
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 13/11/2025If vampires are real I would like 32 to stay my age forever so please come and turn me before September ! 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Shawn took a 23&me and the results came back 100% horse 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Angie’s family history: Greek Shawn’s family history: Horses??? #rhoslc 020
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Why do the bravo producers never have cameras up during the best moments??? #rhoslc 020
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 13/11/2025The concept of telling your friend that your husband is cheating on you while dressed like Ms. Frizzle taking a field trip to the Senate #rhoslc 030
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I like my men like I like my coffee… I don’t drink coffee 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 10/11/2025 I once told my therapist that if I’m not anxious I don’t know what I’m supposed to think about Anyways, I’m on Prozac now 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Why can’t they make fitted sheets just sliiiiiightly bigger 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 08/11/2025I work for myself so I actually ruin my workplace everyday 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Just watched Sinners for the first time and holy hell not overhyped at all. Truly a movie that feels like a movie!!! In utter awe 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 08/11/2025I don’t care if the chemicals slowly kill me, I will light a candle and have a cozy time 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 06/11/2025My main goal in life is just to have a really good time and I think that’s beautiful 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Welp out with the old and in with the new. Can’t wait for Zohran to win today! 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 04/11/2025My favorite part of watching most movies is pointing out other movies the actors have been in and having a new movie in my arsenal for next time I see the actor in a different movie 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I don’t believe in boy movies like as soon as a lot of boys like a movie I’m like yeah that movie isn’t for me. This is why I have never seen interstellar 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Millennials! We can’t afford homes and at one point we made Harry Potter our entire personality but did you know we’re actually the h0rniest generation?! Over half of millennials report having S*x in the past month so at least that’s something 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Getting ready for Halloween listening to the new Florence + the Machine album is perfection 010
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Being a billionaire is so embarrassing and real loser behavior 010
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Wow the yacht dinner might be the first time I’ve felt bad for Lisa Barlow #rhoslc 010
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 29/10/2025A Haunted House but it’s a guy talking to himself in your DMs 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 28/10/2025 A Haunted House but it’s waking up to pee in the middle of the night and your dog thinking it’s time to go out 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Marrying a former theater kid means neither of us know what day sports are on and I think that’s beautiful 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I’ve tried protecting my peace, I’ve tried partying late into the night … I recommend hanging with your girlies at the babbling brook 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 17/10/2025The sexual tension between me and my new king size bed is cRaZY 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 16/10/2025No but livin laughin lovin is really the secret to happiness 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Two glasses of wine is the perfect amount. I can’t stop kicking my feet and giggling 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Yes I did donate my hair to Kim Kardashian’s bush thong thank you so much for asking 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I love seeing reality stars in commercials because it’s like oh yeah you are not acting on that show because you are in fact very bad at acting 010
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 15/10/2025IG will be like “your reels were shown to less people this month” Okay…. And whose fault is that?!??? 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I’ve read non-fiction, I’ve read fiction I recommend falling in love with a fantasy book and making it your entire personality. 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I’ve tried dating women, I’ve tried dating men… I recommend adopting a dog 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I’ve tried corporate America, I’ve tried being a freelancer I recommend selling coconuts on the beach 000
Abigail Jensen @vibeslut.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Me: Eats a banana Me: Immediately googles benefits of eating bananas 000