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vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Ahh yes, I have the pleasure of one of those too!

A 40kg Bernese Collie cross sitting on top of a woman previously enjoying a nap

vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I have spent at least £1,500 having this dickhead vomit up socks. And a further £4,000 to have a chunk of a toy surgically removed. But just look at him.

A large dog in a forest looking ridiculously pleased with himself. He's almost certainly swallowed something inedible. This is his default setting

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vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Looks ike a duck, walks like a duck, oh look, it's probably a duck. Might be worth looking up the origin of that particular phrase

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vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Aaah, I feel your pain. This 90lb Bernese cross appears to be half Very Hungry Caterpillar, as he's been merrily eating everything and anything (and throwing an awful lot of it back up) for the past 4 years. I fear we may ALL have to give up underwear or go bankrupt.

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vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Similar story here. Only he thinks ALL of those things are food. Apart from this toy, which he believes to be a cigar.

A large, Bernese mountain dog/Collie, who appears to be smoking a stick

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vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

And lo, he stands in silent judgement after his father wanged his ball into the sea

A dog. At the beach. Judging the photographer.

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vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Happy birthday Krissy, from another vicious wolf beast!

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vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

This would be a significant improvement - at least he's jolly and looks cute whilst stealing your sausages...

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vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Harry bounded into our lives and ate the socks straight off my then 6 year olds feet. We hadn't even had time to get insurance. The emergency vet sat us down with a list of things that dogs SHOULD eat, and told us socks weren't on it Im not sure how he got the impression that we thought they were

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vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Happy Gotcha day Charlie! I'm also a delightful menace - it's mine next week, Harry ❤️

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vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Harry wishes you both to know he loves you right back

A big, grinning dog, who thinks Trump is a douchebag.

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vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Sadly not currently on display, but the walrus (badly stuffed) at the magnificent Horniman Museum is one of my favourites of this genre!

A walrus, looking like someone has inflated it with a hose due to overstuffing

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vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Three years ago we adopted Harry. He has eaten everything we own, and we have paid vast sums to have it all removed from his intestines. This morning, he pooped out a sock. Doesn't he look pleased?

A large dog, looking unusually majestic, near some snowdrops

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vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

@sophyridge.bsky.social I have a huge amount of respect for you, and think you're a brilliant journalist - but frankly you're being tarred by association by this horribly misogynistic way of referring to a female chancellor. I'm no fan of many of her actions myself, but "Rachel from Accounts" No.

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vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Oh thank god. And on payday too - I have a promise to keep 😉

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vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Happy Janey day to all who celebrate ❤️

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vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Here are some back that I spotted on Christmas Eve in the woods

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vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Harry would have eaten that entire tea towel then cost me £5k in getting it removed from his innards.

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vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

A vomity 24 hours in the Vibe household. The youngest has something that looks like noro and is feeling very sorry for herself Not to be outdone, the hound threw up a plastic sucker that has been wanging about in his stomach for over a month. Thank god, no surgery to get it out - this time.

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vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

While suboptimal on the needing-to-leave-the-house front, I can recommend one of these for it's general entertainment value and use as a weighted blanket/radiator.

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vibedancer.bsky.social @vibedancer.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Well this is exciting. Might be able to voice the odd opinion without being overrun by trolls. I'm a pro-humanity, left-leaning dog-loving, fundraising type in search of my people. Also proudly a Pets As Therapy volunteer with this lump of love. It's jolly lovely to meet you all.

Big fluffy dog in a pet sas therapy bandana, waiting almost patiently to go to work at a school

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