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Vortex | TF RP 🔞

@vhoretex.bsky.social
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TFA Vortex 🔪 Hired mercenary/protection Neutral Free-Agent Combaticon [RP account | Mun is an adult] 🔞 Sometimes. MDNI Preferance to RP with +18 please

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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Some damsels are so picky 💅
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“You and I, can both be as nobody or as somebody as we want.” Vortex mused, and danced his frame up close behind First Aid as the other took in the ship. “From moment to moment… Plus, you understand the inner workings of someone’s insides so well. That’s fascinating! Would you wanna show me..?”
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yessss. You might be a little big for me, but I’m up for the challenge!
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I won’t tell a spark~ ✨
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I place a bid!
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Of course, bby! I’m loaded, dw 🍓
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oooo. @iofferaid.bsky.social you want~?
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
[Very happy ‘copter noise] See you thenn!
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hehee hee ~ That sounds like the perfect solution! I knew you were just the right mech for the job, Swind’! It’s been a while since I’ve gotten to experience your Collection… 🌀 When would you like me over?🫴💰💰💰
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Okay. So see Swindle, my problem is that I have way too much shanix in my account from selling my services and a few lil things I’d collected, too. I simply have no idea what to do with allll these creds💰💰💰
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That’s just the thing, Swindy! You don’t know what my problem is yet!
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hey, hey Swindle! I’ve got this terrible, just awful problem that you’d definitely be the best at helping me out with @yourlocalsalesbot.bsky.social
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You know, I think what you need, King Autobot, is an alter ego. A secret lover bot account who no one knows the true identity of! 🎭
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Nothing wrong with fragging for sparklings and bragging about it repeatedly, but putting others down for fragging too is kinda not nice 🫴
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It’s very much a matter of opinion, breeder bot ~. You’re pretty disgusting yourself, along with a hypocrite hehehe 👐🙏👐 We all know what you diddd
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Now aren’t you posting about breeding all the time~? Prettyyy much the same thing, tsk tsk
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
He does this with Longarm, too🎵
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Vortex reoriented the map his little friend had handed him and scanned it visually into his nav’, then offered the physical thing back. “Oh? Well okay. I’ll have uh, my ship show up after us as this looks like a bit of a hike. This is another of the flowers, or something else?”
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I think she’s worried Maggie will love you and leave you. Clearly, we need to get him a stasis collar and a nice fitted cage if you wanna get in that plump blue and white valve~
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oh, strange. Holos can be really useful to interact with the Earthlings and other squishies. It’s a very interesting perspective, being so small
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Have you made a little holoform yet?
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oh I see! Thank you! I think I understand better now
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Of course~ hehe 🐾 And now your jealous domm mommy might come for me for that too, if she doesn’t know that. But you did have me first~
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You should get everyone you want 🎵✨
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Okayy. I doubt that, considering… But anyways, jealousy shreds up the funnest of things into the least fun contests. You can’t just keep someone as Interesting and Lovely as Halk all to yourself. And she likes you a lott
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oh. As a fellow Neutral, sorry. You’re kind of Autobot flavored, like I’m Decepticon flavored
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Rage bait a ragebaiter? I’d never.
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Soundy doesn’t think organics are hot… Thinks thinking so is shameful..! And here I thought you liked organics, too
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Youuu know it~
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I doo. And worth every shiny shanix, I’ve gotta say!
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Fightfightfight!! Don’t Autobottys like solving disagreements through peace means though, right Halk? 🩶 They should come at you from both ends, instead of throwing cruel insults
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I just can’t help but picture the maggie dragging you along by some chains, Swindy 🩶
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Whoring it is~
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Gettt that threesome of the ancients, hottie ~!
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh let him have some fun~. Always gives a very nice excuse to mount a rescue. And just think what nice toys the richest Autobots just leave laying around ~
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Halkheart 🔞 @halkheart.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
[RP] We love a back shot here~ #HalkArt
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Vortex twinkled his fingers at the mouthed Vehicon to wave and posed cutely with his rotors fluffed to definitely make the, traitorous? former Decepticon? feel safer of him being here. He then ran up closer to Deftswitch as the stranger left and looked over his shoulder. “Oooo. Treasure hunt?”
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
“Can’t be as boring as just staying in here.” The shiny grey Combaticon followed after to Blastie’s exit and opened it to escort Deftswitch out.
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
swallowing eachother’s solar flares like a pair of sparks teasing a full merge. “Slag… Need me to come out with you for this one?”
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
“Hehhehe. That one catch you?” Vortex asked, watching every movement of the assumed grounder mech with interest. Acting as a space ferrier wasn’t so bad with a fun ending in mind. This next corner of space they came to a slow in looked interesting, too. Double suns orbiting around eachother,—
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Chu~!⚡️
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Vortex considered this option for a moment, then shrugged with one shoulder and nodded enthusiastically. “Yea, yeah, that’ll work. Alright, next destination up!” He flicked a few controls and they changed orientation spaceward, before the hyperdrive engaged to whisk them away.
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“Anymore here, or are we heading off?” Vortex asked from the front of the ship. He was antsy for… something. Where were these pirates at? The idea of only ferrying Swindle’s mech around from place to place, without an excuse to fight someone, started to weigh at him now that it seemed more likely.
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
conduct business. Not only did it make for a whimsical little spectacle, but Vortex didn’t much like obstructed vision. This let him see more of what was around the ship directly, if not all at once.
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“Sounds gooood.” Vortex relaxed his ship’s locks to allow his passenger to exit at his convenience, then reached out a servo once the other had exited to push the steering sideways, sending his ship into a moderate spin as he waited for Deftswitch to—
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I bet you would ~ Technically I am for salee
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why not both~?
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
a very fun push over, if you find the right spot to push. Though, I might not of met yours just yet. There’s a bit of uh, convolution going around…”
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The patch of emptiness the ship instantaneously came to a slow into wasn’t far from the coords Deftswitch had shared. Vortex leaned over his abandoned chair to look around for the bit of matter he assumed they’d be landing on. “Hee. We’re here? -I hope so… He tends to be—
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Vortex | TF RP 🔞 @vhoretex.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“Friends… hm. But not like an equal sorta friendship, I’d guess?” The flyer put one pede firmly behind himself and leaned into it, bracing, which made sense a moment later as the ship made a leap into hyperspace. “You, hehehe, almost seem afraid of Swindy. Which I find super hilarious!”
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