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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
man sweating unable to decide between two choices meme
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ron Cobb's "Semiotic Standard" icons from Alien (1979), but a bunch of the icons have been replaced by Steak Bake etc icons from Greggs.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
watched this film last night. if i were to give it a rating from 1 star to 5 stars, it would be "entirely off both ends of the scale"
close-up of "Sword 9mm Series S" engraved on the side of a gun.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
choose your difficulty, in four axes! (System Shock)
the new game screen from System Shock. it asks your name, and allows you to select difficulty level from 0-3 for each of the combat, mission, puzzle, and cyber catergories.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
garrett needs to clean his glasses
a screenshot of thief with ridiculous lens flare in it
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
To live in this world

you must be able
to do three things:
to love what is mortal;
to hold it

against your bones knowing
your own life depends on it;
and, when the time comes to let it go,
to let it go.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Saddam's hiding place graphic.
Entrance hidden by bricks and rubble at the top of the hole.
6ft depth indication
airvent pipe and fan
in place of the original saddam is a smaller figure labelled "Child".
the diagram is captioned "The Omelas Hole".
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
hwæl þe fucc
A seagull and surprised pufferfish hot air balloon look on in astonishment as a toothed whale ejects itself out through its own mouth in midair. The sun is shining brightly and it is a beautiful day.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
its utterly ridiculous that in 2026 game engines are still not optimising their packaging for incremental patches. theres no reasonable cause for a "small patch" comprising these items to require a 1.7GB download!
Small Update / Patch Notes Posted Fri, August 21

Version 1.4.10:

Improvements to network connection and stability.

Fixed an issue that could cause the server to stop responding after a player disconnects.

More specific error messages for certain kinds of network failures.

Added warnings to the host and join menu if certain issues are detected that may stop you from connecting.

Small change to the sound of the [the item that lets you find other items].

Fixed the start of [the item that shoots flares] sound effect sometimes getting cut off.

Improvements to voice stability. It should be less likely that players voices cut out or stop working.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
HOLY YES! i introduced a friend to Anachronox earlier this year, and we played it through together on stream. just reached "THE END ..... just kidding" today. thanks again @thattomhall.bsky.social and the whole team for such a fun and funny experience!
"Right. Let's get some breakfast."
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
left: 1989 right: 2022 thinking about history, the changing ages of the world, the permanence and transience of objects
Antonov AN-225 "Mriya" carrying the Soviet space shuttle Buran.Antonov AN-225 "Mriya" destroyed in its hangar at Hostomel airport, Ukraine, by Russia's first invasion assault.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the weirdest thing about Big Walk is the random boat fenders everywhere that.... light up???
A boat sits alongside a wooden dock, with eight or nine bulbous red fenders hung over the side between the hull and the edge of the dock.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
glad to see you have definitively answered this important question from the steam forums:
"Is this friendslop?" posted 6 August 11:34 am by user "I buyed black ops on ps5"
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
tag your favourite bird toe arrangement
Anisodactyl: three forward toes and one backward. Zygodactyl and Heterodactyle: two forward toes and two backward (different ordering). Syndactyl: two very close forward toes and a third farther apart, and one backward toe. Pamprodactyl: four forward toes (the outer two can turn backwards as needed)
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i love the visual style of this game on steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3010070/...
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
make your own lego william mitchell relief! (photo from www.greenwayqs.com/journal-post... )
A concrete wall in Mayfair, with an intricate relief of geometric shapes.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
oscar wilde wrote this??
A framed picture of Doraemon, in greyscale
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
chat goes wild
(tweet from "brandAn the cow" @LeBearGirdle:)

[Dentist waiting room]

Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-

Other patients: teeth, TEETH

Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
(crudely edited meme)
Me shitposting: Haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!
Me getting replies: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
was this the part where you turned back? (photo from wikipedia) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ca...
a person walks carefully along a rusty steel beam, leaning on the rock face as they go. the concrete walkway is crumbling away in this area. there is like a 50 metre drop below.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
but at least this exists:
a person in an inflatable t-rex costume, riding a horse that is kicking around a giant yellow and black inflatable soccer ball.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Tau Ceti (1986, screenshots from the Amstrad CPC port)
A first-person view of a planet's surface, with strange tower structures scattered across a plain. Command panels, status monitors, and a radar occupy the rest of the screen.A top-down map of the area is shown, replacing the first person view in the previous screenshot.  "Auriga", "Entrola", "Rubixa", "Reema", "Centralis" and more settlement names appear on the map.The first-person view shows the interior of a building.The cooling rod manipulator is shown, with three half-rods with projections and indentations along one side.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
D&D alignment chart:
Top row: Lawful Good, Neutral Good, Chaotic Good.
Bottom row: Lawful Evil, Neutral Evil, Chaotic Evil.
Middle row: Lawful Neutral, Pingu, Chaotic Neutral.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Prince Graham from Kings Quest (looking quite stern) saying "Ha ha! I died again!" in a Ghost Trick dialog screen.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
inspired by seeing this rpg "family tree" diagram from a 1986 (i think) japanese rpg magazine (from youtu.be/9KpC-VJBS3A?... )
A diagram of the lineage of early Japanese RPGs. at the far left are Ultima (1981) and Wizardy (1981), hoary ancestors of the genre.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Calvin's dad: "Playing a CRPG? I'll show you something interesting. The two types of CRPG are Wizardry or Ultima. All CRPGs fall into these two categories. Baldur's Gate? Ultima. Skyrim? Wizardry."

Calvin: "Yeah..."

Dad: "Fallout? Ultima. Gothic? Wizardry. Despite having 'Ultima'
in the name, Ultima Underworld is a Wizardry."

(Calvin lies wide awake at night, tormented to sleeplessness by the thought)
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
wut (not objecting, just that... that repo is called 'crap' for a reason, its very hacky and unfinished)
It is expected that you use vfig's "thiefblendercrap" importer script to get the resulting mission files into Blender, where they can then be prepared for use in Daggerfall Unity. That can be found here.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
i literally couldnt scroll down past your post lol
Uncle Cookie: "Bluesky will continue to be fucked until my demands are met."

below that: just an eternal spinning circle, as it tries to load posts but fails.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i love this footnote
(2) Strictly speaking, one immortal monkey would be sufficient.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
indiana jones great circle tackles this trope: long-sealed ancient tunnels have lit torches on the walls—but they are oil-burning, all connected to these pipes that still feed oil to them from the city above. then you find lit candelabras: and your npc companion says "candles! someone's been here!"
a lit torch, connecting to a pipe that protrudes from the walla lit candelabra
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Reflections - or, Sentences and Moral Maxims. by Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld. Translated by J. W. Willis Bund, and J. Hain Friswell. Sampson Low, Marston, & Company Ltd, London, 1898.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
LII. There are fine things which are more brilliant when unfinished than when finished too much.26. Neither the sun nor death can be looked at without winking.64. Truth does not do as much good in the world, as its counterfeits do evil.135. We sometimes differ more widely from ourselves than we do from others.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
or… brush your hair roughly up and comb your beard into nice waves?
hair and beard swapped
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
that one book that *everyone* in the Town-on-Gorkhon has read:
A bookshelf, with a thought floating over it: "A volume of La Rochefoucauld!"
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
its kinda ridiculous to set up. step 1: define the earth's radius… but with careful colour choices and good cloud/distant art textures, it can produce some really nice results—second picture is a wip mission of mine without distant art yet.
five different dialog boxes with lots of fields of various kindspolar sunrise over an industrial compound with large pipes and tall stacks silhouetted against the sun.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
im not fully on board yet with a lot of things Pathologic 3 is doing, but i absolutely love that they went full Synecdoche, New York with this bit:
A house and a lamppost and a few trees — all somehow contained within an enormous theatre.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
i did the same thing though. (and then quit while i was ahead)
Wordle #827. The first guess is "RIGHT", and it is right — all green
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
here are the colour labels in action. with Stair Skip turned on, you cant walk onto the spiral staircase, but your cursor changes to an arrow and you click to use it; then the screen fades to black, you hear a few footsteps, and it fades back in with you standing at the other end of the staircase.
Books in the Secret Passage, labelled with the colors "Orange", "Green", "Violet", "Red", and "Gold".At the bottom of the Library's spiral staircase, the cursor is now an arrow pointing up the stairs.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
for motion sickness, there are new options for field of view, options to customise the cursor and the center of the screen, and skipping some stairways entirely:
"For [field of view], we recommend you experiment to find the right FOV settings for you. For many people suffering from motion discomfort, increasing the field of view has helped. But for a smaller minority, relief was found at lower levels.""Spiral staircases are problematic for players with even minor levels of motion discomfort. The Stairs Skip feature allows you to avoid the visuals of this particular brand of vertical travel. We strongly recommend enabling this if you have experienced any amount of motion sickness while playing a game."Settings for the "inactive cursor" (on screen all the time) and the "Active cursor" (for interacting with objects). There is a slider for cursor scale, and options to change the design of the cursor so it is more or less visible.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
keys and controller inputs can be remapped, and you have an option to move at the faster "stroll" speed or the default, slower "walk speed"
the control remapping menu."By default in Blue Prince, you will move at walk speed. You can speed up to stroll speed by either tapping shift or by holding shift. If you tap, then you will stay at stroll speed until you stop moving. When you resume movement after stopping, you will again be moving at walk speed, and will need to tap or hold shift to resume strolling."With "Invert Stroll" turned on: "You will now move in Blue Prince at stroll speed. ..."
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
these are still in beta (check the official discord for how to join the beta), but its great to see blue prince finally adding accessibility settings! first up: option for patterns and/or labels for colours:
"Color patterns are intended to be a more immersive way to distinguish colors in the more frequently encountered puzzles that rely on colors.""Color labels can be toggled to help identify the color of certain items, floorplans, and documents. Labels are intended to be used within close proximity of an object of inquiry and can be toggled on and off by pressing Space while stationary. In the true spirit of Mount Holly, labels do not necessarily indicate importance, and colors should not always be trusted."
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
last one:
A guy who looks vaguely like Andrey Tarkovsky, saying to an interviewer's microphone: "Poetic cinema".
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
oops ive been forgetting the numbers but this is the second-last one:
Hobbes saying "QAAALAI isnt a word! it doesnt even have a U!" and Calvin replies, "it is SO a word! its a worm found in new guinea! everyone knows that!"
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The town from Pathologic. Superimposed are the words, "The Day Before, in which the Bachelor prepares to kick a whole town's worth of fucking ass."
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
microscope photo of an amoeba undergoing fission, but not fully separate. the heads of Andrey and Peter Stamatin are superimposed on the two blobby halves. A tiny head of Daniil is seen under enhanced magnification of the neck joining the two blobby halves.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
5/?
A tombstone for Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz. The marble has been extended the same width again on the right hand side to fit the whole name in.
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
4/?
The One-Armed man (from Twin Peaks) saying backwards: "Is this the real life? Is it just fantasy?"
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
3/?
A box of Kellogg's RS-232 (DTR! RTS! CTS!)
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
2/?
Pete Martell (from Twin peaks) looks down at the plastic-wrapped body of Laura Palmer. A subtitle reads: "That's odd. The damage doesn't look as bad from out here."
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