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Vivian Fernandes

@vfernandesauthor.bsky.social
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Author @ Ki Agency | Graphic Designer | Food lover | 29 | giving my inner narrator(s) somewhere to workshop their monologues

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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Elon took away my Twitter account?? It still exists but when I try to log in it says not found lol
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Can i just magically win R$15k already so i can go visit my best friend? I'm not asking for much, universe.
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
keeping my adhd brain occupied is a full-time job because what do you mean i’m on my phone, reading a book, and watching tv at the same time and my brain still has enough space to think about work shit? where is the off button?
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
finally sent my new manuscript to my wonderful agent @knifewitch.bsky.social this time we’ve moved on from cannibalism… but do we have discarded skin crawling around on its own? yes. yes we do.
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Almost done with another manuscript!
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Hey so I got an Eggward Cullen cake for my birthday!
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Chalk Scribblers @chalkscribblers.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Join us online next Tue to meet Fabienne Schwizer @knifewitch.bsky.social of the Ki Agency @kiagency.bsky.social, who is more open to SF/F than most agents. Try a verbal pitch or just learn from a literary agent. Cover charge £5. #writingcommunity #amwriting www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1986268056...
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Chalk Scribblers meet the agent: Fabienne Schwizer
A talk, Q&A and pitching session with Fabienne Schwizer of the Ki Agency.
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Ki Agency @kiagency.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Many congratulations to M.R. Carey for winning the 2026 Philip K. Dick Award for OUTLAW PLANET! Available from Orbit Books wherever you procure your reading material
The cover of Outlaw Planet on a pale green background with text reading “Winner of the Philip K. Dick Award Congratulations”
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Hey universe, it’s me again, just politely asking for a positive reply from an editor. No pressure… maybe a little pressure. Thank you in advance.
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
FGS is officially on hold because another idea just moved into my brain rent-free. Being an author with raging adhd is basically juggling ten stories and committing to none. I am tired lol
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
between napping, working, and appreciating the rare cool weather, I somehow managed to write another 15k words, a win I'd say
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Ki Agency @kiagency.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
We’re thrilled to be welcoming Davey Jones and his horror-thriller to Ki. He will be represented by @helenlane.bsky.social
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Davey Jones joins Ki | Ki Agency
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
hey so what if we just didn’t do the nuclear ww3 thing? that would actually be so cool of us
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
wrote 10k words in one chaotic burst a couple days ago and now i’m barely scraping 500 help
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Ki Agency @kiagency.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
If you’ve ever wondered what Formula One with less gravity and more romance would look like, Meredith Lanzen’s debut FORMULA ZERO is for you. Out in July from @berkleypub.bsky.social, but you can get your hands on a copy via their Goodreads giveaway, running until March 20th.
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Book giveaway for Formula Zero by Meredith Lanzen Feb 20-Mar 20, 2026
Enter to win one of 10 free copies available. Giveaway dates from Feb 20-Mar 20, 2026. An intergalactic delight!”—Simone SolaniEnter for a chance to w...
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I have the entire plot mapped out. I know exactly what happens. So why is my brain refusing to produce the words lol
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Bryce? @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
cats during your darkest moment deepest ugly cry session will bust open your door like where's my dinner
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Staring at my notifications every five minutes waiting for an email from Fab with a “yes” from an editor. It’s been only two weeks. I will not survive this lol
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Ki Agency @kiagency.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
A bumper FOUR books announced for our brilliant authors @apthayer.bsky.social and @jamesbennett.bsky.social, launching Evil Twin, Zando’s new horror imprint. Huge congratulations! ✨
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Evil Twin Deal Announcements! | Ki Agency
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
there is literally no reason for it to be 38°C when all I have is a questionable ceiling fan and absolutely no AC
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Mark Chilcott @markchilcott.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Samurai Jack. #samuraijack #aku #digitalart #digitalpainting #samurai
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
keeping an actual physical notebook for writing ideas and plot holes to fix, like our ancestors intended
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
carnaval only means one thing to me and it is not costumes or partying: sleeping in without the constant fear that my boss will call, i won’t answer immediately, and that alone will somehow get me fired on the spot
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Me, staring at my slasher novel: planned for X, somehow ended up with Y, and do I have any idea how we logically got to Y? Absolutely not. So we're restarting. Writing is beautiful lol
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Am I obsessively playing Dead by Daylight and completely ignoring the fact that I have a book to write? Yes I am. Priorities are a concept.
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I cannot wait to watch the new Scream movieeee yes, it stopped being good after the third one but I will never stop being obsessed with the franchise
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
nothing quite like my mother messaging me out of nowhere just to call me fat and then immediately trying to lend me money for ozempic lol that's thursday for me
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
do you ever wish you were a house cat because look at my babies
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C.J. Tudor - Author @cjtudor.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
For what it's worth - I believe that if you use AI to brainstorm ideas for your book, plan chapters, help with structure, edit, create dialogue, make story suggestions or ANY part of the creative writing process you are a hack and a fraud. You are not an author.
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
why is going to the grocery store more exhausting than a full workday?? please i can’t do this, i just wanted bread
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
okay we’re four chapters in… six to go, morale is questionable but determination is strong
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Are you telling me M3GAN wasn’t enough and now we have ROB1N? and it somehow looks like a cheap, overly colorful knockoff of Brahms??? This is going to be awful. Absolutely devastating. I will be watching immediately.
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
it’s been less than a week and i’m already losing my mind waiting for updates from Fab and I feel genuinely bad for Chi, who has to endure me bringing this up approximately one billion times a day
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Another one for my February's TBR lol absolutely delusional about how much free time i think i have
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
writing murder scenes and spotify just casually shuffling to old Jonas Brothers while someone is absolutely not having a good time. a mood, unfortunately
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
poor Rowan just wanted a Halloween party and instead got plot and trauma
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Had a client ask for so many changes on their instagram campaign today and my favorite one was “the colors feel off” when they are literally the brand’s colors lol Sir, those are your own colors, I did not invent them.
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
look, i’m not religious, but if any god or goddess is out there looking to prove they’re real, now would be a great time to get me some solid yeses from editors
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
i’m so excited today that instagram changing post sizes again isn’t even pissing me off even though i’ll have to redo all my clients’ posts
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
February tbr
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
well yeah, i can’t focus on work because my brain is stuck on bills, and i’m stuck on bills because work pays minimum wage, and minimum wage is… not minimum stress anyway lol
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
i’m writing like i’m watching a low-budget 80s horror movie and i'm having so much fun
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
"...with dripping paint meant to read as blood if you squinted and felt generous enough."
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
now hear me out: 80s-vibe slasher horror novel. neon. frat party. final girl energy. yes or no?
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I miss doing marketing/social media design for european countries because they actually say what they want. Here in brazil it's like: “make it pop. but not too pop. also… vibes.”
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The adhd goblins are straight-up eating my brain like it’s a family-size bag of chips while I’m writing TGGB and rewriting Fáilte at the same time lol place your bets: how long until I short-circuit and vanish into a 6-month “staring at the wall” era
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I mean, I'd have to wait until I get paid again anyways buuuuut
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Vivian Fernandes @vfernandesauthor.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
To buy or not to buy the first Gachiakuta manga
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Fab @knifewitch.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever pressed the full request button faster. It’s horrifying, it’s beautiful and hey, can there ever be too many cannibal books?
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