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√乇メ

@vexedgloom.bsky.social
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30+ | mdni | parody | no lewd

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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Do it, shave Smunge.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Nah, money's a stupid mortal thing.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
And smelly.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Ionia's boring too. Trust me.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Mortals are gross.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Ew, Shadow, they're all getting mushy and crap.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The robot is emoting. I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to do that, someone should put it down.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Yawwwwwwwn. Good morning. Wait-- No. Bad morning. I mean ... whatever. Ugh.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
See, that's the solidarity I'm talking about, Sarmch. I got nothing in common with them either, all rainbows and sunny smiles and junk. Blegh.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
What happened to yordle solidarity or whatever, Smort?
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Come on, Smirt, be cool. I almost said have a bit of fun, but I didn't, because that's not what this is.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Sup, Smooch?
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Alriiiiiiiiight, I see you, stop that.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Ugh I can already tell it's a happy robot.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Why's there a tin can walking around?
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Oh, uh, right, I know exactly what you want. It's just ... I think I know where it is. I'll go get it. ... Shadow, do you know what we're looking for?
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
What is it? Maybe I could get it for you or whatever, you know, no big deal.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Oh also the wind talks.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Nah, neither really hold power, they're just really loud about it.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Maybe I should give Viego a tour. It's a noisy, busy, awful city, I bet he's too busy to explore it all like I did. I could show him the best places like ... Like ... Right, there are no good places here.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
What was that gnarly noise? Gnarly like, the way it sounded, bones and stuff. Not gnarly like cool. That'd be a lame word to use. Even if it was kinda cool ...
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Wait go back to ignoring her. That was funny. I mean, that didn't suck as much as everything else.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Ha.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I'm gonna start taking my time with people. I'm a yordle, I have lots of time.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
It looks like he's ignoring you. Powerful.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
We can just ignore people like that?
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Oh. Darn. I think I fell asleep when Viego was around. Shadow, why did you let me do that? Er. I mean ... Whatever.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Oh! Yeah! Totes. Totally. Miserable. This place is terrible and it's vampires stink.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Oh, uh, hey, hi, uh, hey it's Viego, hey. Uh, I mean ... Sup?
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Guess who's awake and hates everything? Did you guess me? You should have, dummy. There's no prize, it was obvious.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Mortals are stupid and lame. That's what's with them.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Ew, puppies.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Everyone's going to start shouting again in a second and it's going to suck even more.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
OH GREAT! Now the WIND is talking. Piltover sucks. Zaun sucks. Everything sucks.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
It's really hard when everyone here is so noisy, Smunch.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I prefer to lie face down and be depressed, Smelt.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Hey look it's Smorch!
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Everyone should stop flirting with everyone. You're all terrible.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Whaaaaaaaatever.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I'm just trying to disassociate here.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Why're you being mean, stinky?
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I lay down on the ground and then the ground starts getting loud. Am I cursed? Is this a curse? Why are things exploding?
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
// writing vex makes me kinda wanna write xayah, too. same 'ugh' attitude.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
She can be found face down on the ground. It's not comfortable. She didn't want comfortable. She's not asleep. This is not a nap position, this is her being done with everything.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
People need to be less bite-y.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Nah, I'm already over this place.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I'm not adorable! You're adorable! I mean, uh, I thought you were cool. All mopey and yawning. Now you're just a normie like the rest. Ugh.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I'm not adorable, I'm brooding and solemn and tragic.
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√乇メ @vexedgloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I'm not tiny, you're just big.
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