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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@vexed-patriarch.bsky.social
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Perturbed. Annoyed. Vexed. Spider assassin. Irish whisky. Insulted a hooker in Copenhagen once. Lurking in Signal chats. Handing out stars since way back. “Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati”

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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Discovered Nate the Hoof Guy. Will be heading down this rabbit hole for a bit. See you all in a couple of weeks. youtu.be/T2C5VGu3mIY?...
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PRESSURE ESCAPES WHEN THE ROCK IS REMOVED
YouTube video by Nate the Hoof Guy
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trying to ascertain why in the world I am seeing ads for the Maine Senate race on my television screen? Is it my LLBean account? The Bissell Brothers beer in my fridge? Mrs. Vexed’s affinity for lobster?
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Of course they were walking around a Walmart. cnycentral.com/news/local/o...
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Oswego County reports measles case in unvaccinated adult, first confirmed case in 25 years
Oswego County health officials are urging neighbors to watch for measles symptoms and check their vaccination status after an unvaccinated adult tested positive
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s a rainy day in October. It calls for the Ghost In The Machine. October 1981…got a gift certificate to the House Of Guitars. Went and got this on cassette. It was a rainy day. Got home and played it on my clock radio/cassette player combo. Memories.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things that make you go hmmm department. Your nipples are older than your teeth.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welp, our wine club that we belong to in Niagara on the Lake…can’t bring wine back to the US any longer. As of midnight last night. Bad planning on our part. Have a half a case sitting there, ready to be picked up. Feck you Marmalade Mussolini!
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Zach Galifianakis: From The Heart (Middle Finger)
ALT: Zach Galifianakis: From The Heart (Middle Finger)
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I guess fall is really here. I have worn long pants three days in a row.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We pass a Slingshot “car”. Mrs. Vexed,”The only thing stupider than those are Cybertrucks.”
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Got my flu & Covid vaccines this morning. My arm is already very sore.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So I signed up for Informed Delivery for the USPS. It’s been great to see what is coming. Yesterday’s mail was not delivered yesterday. It was delivered today.
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Newman Seinfeld: Of course nobody NEEDS mail!
ALT: Newman Seinfeld: Of course nobody NEEDS mail!
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Really?!? And with the Cubs logo too?!? For the last time, I am from the South Side of Chicago.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Associate membership, you say?! The devil is in the details. www.instagram.com/reel/DdX0_Q9...
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tell me it’s fall without telling me it’s fall.
Stink bugs on the window and window screen.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cheeto in chief says all we need is a strong and smart president to keep AI in check.
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Terminator Robot with Glowing Red Eyes
ALT: Terminator Robot with Glowing Red Eyes
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
After watching Joe Brady, shirtless in the locker room after the Bills game, Sean McDermott is all, “Dude do you even hit the gym?!”
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Arnold Schwarzenegger's Iconic Bodybuilding Pose
ALT: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Iconic Bodybuilding Pose
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Went to a winery yesterday with some friends. Did a wine tasting, got to their “flagship” wine (which is Australian grapes btw, not even NY) & the wine smelled bad. Medicinal & a very off odor. One friend noted the same. Mention it to the person doing tasting. “Well, I just opened that bottle.”
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s coming down pretty steady here. Of course one of my labradors, being a water dog, just wants to stand around and sniff everything. Everything. Ohhh, and find the most special place to pee. Circling about 25 times. Dude, I am going withhold all your treats!!
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Best thing seen at the NYS Fair yesterday…an older gentleman cruising by, in a mobility scooter, with an eyepatch over his right eye. The eyepatch said “Out of order” on it.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When will my sister understand that you don’t put my kitchen knives in the dishwasher?
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s September, can we just get back to dew points that are consistently in the 50’s? Asking for a friend.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lots of death and end of life stuff happening. Friend’s dad passed away last week. Neighbor growing up is expected to go comfort care today. 23’s girlfriend’s grandmother passed away yesterday. Just a lot of heaviness.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Was in ROC today for an appointment with my mom (the joys of aging parents). Her physician (a specialist) was great and very open about his experiences as a provider. The pressures on these people to do more with less and cutting spending time with patients. Unreal. His candor was refreshing.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Apple seems to be playing both sides of the ball. 🙄
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
[spits out drink]
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
C’mon, you know you want them back.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome to your late 50’s. Morning conversations with your significant other may include; how was your latest bowel movement, when was your latest bowel movement and what body part you hurt whilst sleeping.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh yay, it’s insufferable NYS Fair season. The local news do nothing but commit the the first 15 minutes of every news cast to the NYS Fair.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So, Marmalade doesn’t like the aesthetics of our aircraft carriers and wants the “island” moved. Oh yeah & scrapping a modern catapult system for going back to steam. Ask Sweden’s King Gustavas Adolphus how that worked out for the Vasa (hint - it sank in 1628). thehill.com/policy/defen...
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Navy considers major aircraft carrier revamp to better suit Trump’s aesthetic
The U.S. Navy is weighing a major revamp of the design of its new class of aircraft carriers to better suit the desires expressed by President Trump as the White House continues to wade into the de…
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Start the clock to see how long it takes for Marmalade to make Dolly Parton’s death about himself.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton died. It happens in threes. Maybe?
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s a Joe Cocker kind of morning.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
[face palm] People, just because you can does not mean you should. Yes, I did read the 3 replies. They are all of the same vein as me.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Went down a rabbit hole with some of my undergrad friends. End up finding out our alma mater digitized the yearbooks. The 80’s were quite the time. We made a lot of questionable choices in fashion and behavior. But our music rocked!
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Well, hello Bluesky. Seems you got things figured out finally.
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Johnny's Just Kidding Airplane Prank
ALT: Johnny's Just Kidding Airplane Prank
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
No, Jesus needs to come to me.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
19 is learning about the state of our healthcare system, pharmacy benefits managers and the inherent evil of CVS/Caremark, the hard way today. She has been trying to get a 4 month supply of a script for over a week now. She leaves tomorrow for Europe for the semester & still getting runaround.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You can thank me for the rain today. I watered our lawn last night and this morning.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Lego guys calling it “Cater Force One”. 😂 www.instagram.com/reel/Db6qu5G...
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persiaboihemmat on Instagram: "Trump gave the cameras the full Air Force One photo op, waved like the world’s toughest man, then reportedly slipped out through an…"
Trump gave the cameras the full Air Force One photo op, waved like the world’s toughest man, then reportedly slipped out through an airport catering truck and transferred to a C-32A while the press remained on the decoy with the shades closed. After months of white flag talk, threats, and chest beating toward Iran, the optics are unreal. Big speech, big jet, secret exit. Welcome aboard Cater Force One.#CaterForceOne #Trump #Iran #PersiaBoi #SacredDefenseView all 2,464 comments
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Just a reminder, the world was a better place with Robin Williams in it. 12 years later and it’s…well, he would have lots to say.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Forget a forecast of temperatures, give me a forecast of dew points. Consistently.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
In other news, dog owners just roll their eyes & say, “You could have just asked us!” www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/20...
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Dogs can tell when you’re happy, sad or frustrated, study shows
Researchers took brain scans mostly of border collies because they are highly skilled at following social cues and particularly willing to interact with humans.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Had a definite bounty of summer dinner tonight. The holy trinity of local harvests; corn, tomatoes & peaches. These kinds of nights and meals need to last a lot longer than August -early September. In the meantime, I will be overdosing on BLTs, corn and peach dishes.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Recipes that call for 1 1/2 lbs of ground meat, why? Most ground meats are 1 lb packages. Why? Why?
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Currently listening to Inn-A-Gadda-Da-Vida on SiriusXM Classic Vinyl. The full 17 minute version. The one the DJ’s would play when they had to go to the bathroom and “drop the kids off at the pool”.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
85° with a dew point of 72°, making it feel like 91°. [checks calendar - August] Must be humid cinnamon scented pine cones and brooms at Wegmans season. Confirmed.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Pet peeve - when an app on Apple TV asks if I really want to exit? Yes, you shite head, I want to exit. Looking at you Nextstar apps.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I love when geo fencing advertising algorithms go awry. Currently getting ads for west coast - LA area and Seattle. Then I get a Syracuse heating and cooling company on an audio stream.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sister in law just sent this to me. Mrs. Vexed and her siblings are firmly in the Miracle Whip camp! We have to overlook their short comings.
Describing that Miracle Whip is not only Satan’s jizz, but it is also a combo of Elmer’s glue, cat piss, vinegar and pond water with a dash of mayo.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Family, gotta love them. 😬 Went to a wedding this past weekend. Groom is socially awkward & unaware of how his comments come across. Makes a bunch of awkward comments to people, including 19. She is flustered. Feedback gets back to fam. Bride now texting everyone to downplay the situation.
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Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vexed-patriarch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Today they are auctioning some personal items of Colonel Sanders. Not going to lie, his knife set would be a cool addition. bid.themenishgroup.com/ui/auctions/...
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The Colonel Sanders Artifact Collection
For the first time, a remarkable collection of personal artifacts, memorabilia, documents, furnishings, and historical objects associated with Colonel Harland Sanders and Claudia Sanders will be offer...
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